playing basketball

feel like i need to wear a shirt that says "I AM 33 YRS OLD" when i play w/teenagers and 20-somethings. i def look a lot younger than my age.

It's weird how inconsistent my shooting can be -- like one day it feels like I have a perfect jumper and the next day I'll be all over the place. I don't know if that's just everyone or if it's partly a product of learning late. Some days I just feel like I have stiff hands.

― mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Friday, June 17, 2011 7:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

eh everyone is streaky, but i mean you def dont have a perfect jumper lol

i played a super physical set of games the other day, totally bruised over here

i hate that guy who always TOO physical. and you really can't say shit cause it's streetball y'know? talkin bout dudes who foul literally every 5 seconds.

ha yeah totally, this time it was like we all sunk to that level simultaneously and no one got mad so i guess it was ~fine~

the flip side of that guy is the guy who calls fouls on like every play - call ocasional meaningful irl fouls and everything is cool

yeah last year i played with this guy who had 3-4 inches and 50 pounds on me, and kept calling me for fouls as he was trying to get post up position

there are some who play basketball who struggle with the concept of flesh coming into contact with other flesh

yeah srsly fouls only on shots or if you get like viciously knocked over xp

anyone who calls non-shooting fouls is a total lame and 95% of ppl understand this thankfully

agreed. i couldn't believe dude was calling not just non-shooting fouls, but off-ball fouls.

was he calling 3-seconds and lane violations too?

illegal defense

i remember when I was a kid I actually timed quarters, instituted timeouts, did standard free throws, all this regulation shit.

still threw the ball down the street when something happened that I didn't like

no wonder nobody wanted to play w/ me

i just teed you up bro

ejected!

about to ~play basquetbol~ in a matter of minutes

thinking abt playing today, not sure, might wait til tomorrow

man i can't go a day without playing you're crazy

i basically cant play back to backs regularly at this point, rip my youth

aw

:(

i just played 2 hours of pretty intense tennis and i went out of my way to drive by the park on my way home to see if anybody was playing

thats rad, tho ive prob never been that active is part of it too, prob get more exercise now than i ever have what w/the running, just cant take the impact of basketball on a daily basis

sometimes i'll do the tennis-bball back-to-back thing too. there's some good games at the court adjacent to the tennis courts where I spar w/my sis. only reason i could do this, stamina-wise, is cause sis and i don't play full-on tennis games, basically just hitting it back and forth fairly leisurely. i still feel like some sort of athletic renaissance man afterwards.

I'm kinda embarassed at how quickly I get winded playing basketball

nah if you aren't beat after you didn't have a good run

played for 3 hrs today btw x_x

kid guarding me tonight, every time I went up to shoot: "You scared."

me, the first time: "I know that, but do you have to say so?"

best response: "are you going to shut up when you lose?"

Nah he was on another level from us - think he was just pissed that he got left out of the real game on the next court and had to play with scrubs.

ah the dreaded B court

Can someone explain to me the weird two-handed throw style of shooting I occasionally see in pick-up players who actually seem pretty good?

Nothing to explain, just make sure YOU DONT DO IT. People develop horrible shooting habit from their youths and never really work out of them. Then they play so much that they kind of good and consistent at it, like Barbosa.

I had a friend who was really good and shot a high percentage from 3 point range, but shot with his LEFT foot forward, near impossible (if your right-handed of course) if you haven't ever tried it. But no one ever told him it was wrong until it was too late.

You'll see all kind of weird stuff out there, but if you're starting with a clean slate then its best to learn the natural fundamentals.

still threw the ball down the street when something happened that I didn't like

― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, June 18, 2011 4:23 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark

One of THOSE guys huh.

I'm kinda embarassed at how quickly I get winded playing basketball

― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, June 18, 2011 3:26 PM Bookmark

This is actually something I've worked on a lot. Lately I played a couple of full court games and I was at least valued for always running down on both ends. If you're the only other guy on a fastbreak you're a lot more likely to get a pass/easy score.

Last game I had one of those freak games where I hit everything but a lot of it was weird glass shots that were obviously wild. It was sort of funny.

i need to hydrate better when I play too...

I stock up on $1 balance bars and sometimes $1 energy drinks at Trader Joe's. I do feel like it makes a difference to stop in the middle for one or the other, although maybe it's just the vestigial effects of all that gatorade marketing from my youth.

Sorry not energy drinks but 'electrolyte' sports drinks.

right, yea....drank those a lot while I was working out.

I think I might be getting to be known at the YMCA as the weird guy who's always on the court. I'm probably in there 4-5 times a week, mostly just practicing myself although pretty regularly getting in on one-on-one or three-on-three. Bar study schedule makes it easy to do that. The other day I actually beat some alright but a bit sloppy high school kid -- one of those guys with some natural ability and moves but who obviously doesn't drill fundamentals enough. I beat him pretty handily, like it was a game where I could let him score a little and still be sure I'd win.

Today I played in a weird-ass 4-on-4 game that included this gruff-voiced, overly aggressive dad who looked like a tugboat captain and his short, pudgy but impressively good sons. The dad was really fucking tough on his sons and was enjoying winning a little too much, and the whole thing just got uncomfortable. I also got smacked in the eyes super hard, but I seem to still have my vision although they feel a bit sore.

4-on-4 is the worst

yeah it's fucking irritating. So much clumsiness with rebounds, cuts, etc.

the dreaded box-and-none

4-on-4 full court is great though but i like to run when i play

eight or nine years ago some of my former college im teammates and i went to iceland to play in a basketball tournament run by icelandair and this travel agent (lol at that site).

it was in mid-january so it was relatively cheap. we were in our early thirties, but mostly still in decent shape and we had a little size -- for a pickup team anyway.

i think there were 10 teams in the tournament? one other one was from the usa -- they were terrible. the rest were various icelandic teams. one team (we were told they were from some hillbilly fishing village) played as brutal a physical game as i've ever seen -- they had near-fights in almost every game they played.

we made it to the finals, which was pretty good considering how hung over we were. the team we played featured Petur Gudmundsson as my opposing big man. dude was in his mid-40s, his knees were shot, but it didn't really matter because he was 10 inches taller than me (i am 6'4"). plus he was a really nice guy so i wasn't going to headbutt him in the groin or something.

i was never a great back-to-the-basket player anyway, but he was so huge that i couldn't drive around him, or step back far enough, without getting apologetically swatted. the other guys on his team, we were told, were former iceland national team players, which may not be saying much in a country of 300,000, but they were v. good, let alone for guys in their 40s.

iirc our player with the least business doing so ended up heaving up wild threes, but it didn't really matter, we'd have lost anyway. i still have the runners-up t-shirts we got, somewhere.

anyone seen my jump shot?

xp thats a good story!

agreed!

found my jumpshot

Can someone explain to me the weird two-handed throw style of shooting I occasionally see in pick-up players who actually seem pretty good?

― mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Wednesday, June 22, 2011 8:52 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Nothing to explain, just make sure YOU DONT DO IT.

ha no do it!!! the 'greg kite' like when youre in the low post holding the ball above your head like you're surveying the court and then oops still deadly! it's hard to get an arc on it, seen (old) dudes shoot outside this way sorta but i bet it makes you way more set-shot dependent over time