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Want to congrat u but don't know what your +/- or TS% was or how many possessions you wasted on mid-range jumpers :/

Congrats :)

you don't know how to stop pick n rolls (CompuPost), Friday, 26 April 2013 12:37 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks! Been on a mental high at work all day, even though it's insignificant.

fyi compu I was a +18 with a TS% of 76.4

Not too shabs

Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 26 April 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

not much mid-range either. My closest nba parallel is andre miller. point guard with post game.

Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 26 April 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago) link

Joined up with lunchtime pickup game with coworkers, first time I've even touched a ball in 10+ years, 15 or so since I actually played for real. First week shot 100% (lol two fastbreak layups), but then followed that up with something like 1 for 6, 3-4 turnovers, 1 rebound, 1 steal. My right hand dribbling remarkably OK given the layoff, but since I only have an ump shot now, I'm doing my best to drive where I end up throwing up a wild layup because I keep expecting more contact. Anyway, mostly playing again to recover some aerobic shape -- could taste blood I was heaving so hard the first game!

Hoster Tulleee, Lord of Riverrun, Past Eve and Adam's (Leee), Saturday, 27 April 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

congrats spottie!

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 April 2013 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks!

Leee, 10 years plus! That's too long.

Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 27 April 2013 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-game-of-knockout-awesome,20614/

am0n, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha otm

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

i have never played a game of knockout outside a gym class.

乒乓, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

>:|

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

we should have an ILH irl knockout game

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

nah, 21

乒乓, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

^^^^

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

Too much math involved. :/

Gregor Sansa (Leee), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

33 then

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

one of my best friends from HS played pickup with andy roddick last night

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Sunday, 5 May 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

My 2013 "You'd Want to Play Hoops With Them" All-Stars: Marc Gasol, Tim Duncan, LeBron, Durant, Mike Conley (starters); Manu Ginobili (sixth man); Stephen Curry, Pau Gasol, Shane Battier, Jason Kidd, Greg Monroe (bench); Pablo Prigioni (12th man). Two Grizzlies in the starting five!

moullet, Saturday, 11 May 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

Wow probably should not have chosen an 87º day to play my 2013 inaugural game of hoops. Balled out for the first five or six possessions and then steeply declined from there. Surprised that I could get to the rim but hoooooly shit I missed so many bunnies.

Then played 1-on-1 and was so tired I was doing that zombie defense where your only goal is to stay vaguely in front of the ball. Heh, then did the thing where I get back to the apt and spend a good ten minutes panting / wandering around the apt trying in vain to get back to baseline heartbeat / internal temp. And trying to remember how long I have to wait around to smoke a cigarette w/o it completely grossing me out.

ヽ(´ー`)┌ (CompuPost), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

going to nc next week to play ball for five days

it's gonna be bad. i think i'm down to only a couple hundred post moves

also i've been told that the competition is really dickish. looking forward to someone calling three seconds and then repeatedly shouting 'respect the call'

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

better that kind of nitpicky dickish than the proving one's manhood kind.
i am the king of missed bunnies. part of it is stiff rims but no doubt part is mental at this point cause i have a soft touch in practice.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

http://i41.tinypic.com/29okcp5.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/8zr2ih.jpg

this is my local court. boggles my mind that given the quality of it (real nets! glass backboards! sporttec or whatever mat over the concrete! the view, the consistenly great weather, free lights until 10pm) that there's hardly ever anyone there :(

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

o shit breakaway rims

kinda promised myself that if i ever won the lottery i would supply the basketball courts of nyc with nets in perpetuity, but wtf children stop hanging on them

mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

Damn Granny that's a pretty nice mtn view 4 ballin. Looks like the kind of place you could ball -> do some nice nature wandering to cool down.

My missed bunnies were 100% due to not even getting one practice shot up before playing, which made shooting anything an adventure in muscle memory. First play on D I had my back to the ball and Houdini'd an incoming pass into a steal, which is about the only thing I did the entire time out there. Also: a net! Someone put it up today; will be surprised if it lasts a week.

Also wouldn't mind if this thread morphs into WDYBBallCourtLL.

ヽ(´ー`)┌ (CompuPost), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:38 (eleven years ago) link

Nice court! Outdoor courts are tough tho with the double gorilla rims. So tight. You HAVE to shoot near perfect and rebounds are anyones game. Makes for a totally different kinda of ball really.

I sprained (I think a level 2 sprain) my surgically repaired left ankle 10 days ago and was really bummed about it. It had been nearly 5 years since the surgery without any injuries.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

ugh ankle sprains. did you get it repaired cause of ligament damage from sprains or what? I think I need surgery on mine cause it's always super tender after a litany of sprains over the years (my fav one was due to geniuses making a public court where the concrete ends RIGHT at the baseline and there was a few inch dropoff).

yeah would like to see pics of other ILHers' "home" courts. hooping or nature wandering pretty much my 2 hobbies atm.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I sprained it 8 times between 2002-2007, two of those being severe. Caused bone spurs on both sides and extensive ligament damage. Also tore the meniscus in the same leg due the ankle and how I played on it. Got all the surgeries at the same time which I would NOT recommend (bone spur removal, ligament repair and meniscus).

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 04:08 (eleven years ago) link

haha the 'few inch dropoff' kinda thing gives me nightmares. one of my sprains was when I was golfing... I walked off the tee box to my cart and stepped on a racketball sized pine cone. I swear Ive never been more pissed off in my life.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 04:12 (eleven years ago) link

http://vimeo.com/65081192

moullet, Thursday, 23 May 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

Cool

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 23 May 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

Indeed, waiting for dl confirmation email.

the europan nikon is here (grauschleier), Thursday, 23 May 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

hah i knew bobbito would be behind that

乒乓, Thursday, 23 May 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

apparently m bibby is known to frequent my court (mom has house in town), tho no one I know has seen him there in awhile. y u scared, m?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 05:47 (eleven years ago) link

i may have just blown out my knee u_u

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

oh damn! How bad?

why pee on the beat (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

brand new nikes + immaculate gym floor + too old for this shit, riggs + pivot = torn acl

wasn't even touched, i just turned and my foot stayed behind. ~pop~

mookieproof, Thursday, 30 May 2013 07:27 (eleven years ago) link

sorry to hear. that's horrible. good luck with recovery n that. gonna do surgery?

why pee on the beat (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 30 May 2013 08:10 (eleven years ago) link

damn, sorry mooks

k3vin k., Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:09 (eleven years ago) link

the coach of the usa olympic men's basketball team called me today to see how my knee was doing lol

the whole thing is a little reminiscent of the eddie-murphy-in-whiteface snl skit except re: socioeconomic status

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 June 2013 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

waaaaaaaait what? Coach K?!!

Poster The Sheeple (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 8 June 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i tore up my knee at his fantasy camp (courtesy of a k-rich college friend of mine in celebration of another friend's recovery from colon cancer)

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 June 2013 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

ahh, makes sense. Still thats awesome that he called you!

Hows it feeling?

Poster The Sheeple (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 8 June 2013 03:19 (eleven years ago) link

that's pretty nice of him to call you. hope you're back dunkin on fools in no time.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 8 June 2013 06:22 (eleven years ago) link

i had 2 huge annoyances playing a few days ago.
1) ultra ballhog on my team. I feel bad if I go 1on1 for a whole possession 1 time, do not understand guys who do this all game long. My man just left me wide the fuck open and dude would still not pass. To me, or to anyone. I've played w/this guy before, and it's not like he does it cause his teammates suck, doesn't matter if KD were on his team.
2) 5'6" guy w/ridiculously precise jumper. I'm not exaggerating by saying he was about 20-25 from 3. One of the best shooters I've played with. Esp annoying when you play 2s and 1s instead of 3s and 2s, which I hate cause it inflates the value of long shots. I wasn't guarding dude except a couple time on switches but hoping he's up at the court again, I like a defensive challenge (he was quick on the dribble too so you couldn't just play him for the J)

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 8 June 2013 06:28 (eleven years ago) link

Ballhogs are the worst kind of people, in my experience anyway.

Poster The Sheeple (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 8 June 2013 06:40 (eleven years ago) link

I pulled off Wade's bring the ball over the defender's head euro steppy move tonight :D

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 20 June 2013 07:13 (eleven years ago) link

OMG second week in a row that I got my Dikembe on -- despite being 5'10", I just about never blocked any shots in my salad days because no hops, and then one last week defending a jumper, and then THREE today, including one on the ballerest guy in our pickup game. Hopefully made up for my 2-3 boneheaded passes and load of bricks. I've become a no-rebounding defensive specialist!

Jack Lacan (Leee), Friday, 28 June 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

nice!

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 28 June 2013 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

:D

Also banked a couple shots in... from pretty much head-on to the basket.

Jack Lacan (Leee), Friday, 28 June 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago) link

haha those are more embarrassing than anything. I still havent played since my sprain. Being extra cautious.

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 28 June 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

I NEVER block shots either. Maybe a handful a year.

Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 28 June 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago) link


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