the other day I'm guarding him, he dances around with the ball behind the arc, creates just enough space, hoists one up, nothing but net as usual: "fuck you, Sergio". I'm on offense, take him to the post, get an easy bucket. "fuck you, Granny". #microcosm
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 3 September 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link
play some defense already, granny
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 September 2015 23:18 (nine years ago) link
he says I play the best D on him! maybe that's a psychological ploy...
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 4 September 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link
I'm getting the keys to the school gym muwahaha
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link
game changer
― Spottie, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:20 (nine years ago) link
my new gym has basketball :)not sure anyone plays :(
― lag∞n, Saturday, 12 September 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link
have to check it out 6pm weekday to see
― lag∞n, Saturday, 12 September 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link
shot around for like 45 mins today
i was just thinking about this thread--used to sometimes go to a gym that had very regular very competitive games that i would have been way too intimidated to play in. just moved out to the burbs and new gym has a court that no one uses. i need to get a ball so i can start shooting around.
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 12 September 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link
Really feel like my skills are diminishing :/ turned 34 so I'm way passed my prime and all the injuries I think have caught up with me. Idk I guess I'm like Paul pierce where I have like one good game every three or so now.
― Spottie, Saturday, 12 September 2015 22:14 (nine years ago) link
That sucks :( But try not to get into that "I'm old now" mentality. I'm 37 and am better now than I ever was. Can't finish over/around people like I used to but you find other ways...
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 13 September 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link
yeah i already had old man game, now I've got to keep developing it.
― Spottie, Monday, 14 September 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link
Spottie get up here, people keep cancelling at last minute for tonight's session :(
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 6 November 2015 00:40 (nine years ago) link
Wish I could!
― I know when that Ott line zings (Spottie), Friday, 6 November 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link
been shooting at this gym for the past few weeks. can't tell if games ever break out but i have a lot of work to do remembering ballhandling and getting a shooting stroke back anyway
― call all destroyer, Friday, 6 November 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link
me and 2 guys in their 50s just beat 2 19 yr olds and a 22 yr old 2 games out of 3. all of the young guys played on their HS teams. after winning the last game, one of my teammates goes "do you have any idea how satisfying that was for me??".
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 6 November 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link
haha
― I know when that Ott line zings (Spottie), Friday, 6 November 2015 06:07 (nine years ago) link
CAD, you still at it? make any progress?
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:20 (eight years ago) link
37.5 yrs old and grabbed the rim for 1st time in my life. I don't know wtf is going on here! I'm guessing slightly lower body weight (thx crohn's) and 1000 miles/yr hiking giving me some calf muscles??
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:21 (eight years ago) link
display name is still a lie tho let's not kid ourselves
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link
thats awesome man.i started lifting weights wanting to get my legs back and its working. Im playing better.
― I know when that Ott line zings (Spottie), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:31 (eight years ago) link
chrons is not awesome tho.
granny how tall are you?
i used to be able to "dunk" a tennis ball on my best day about 5 years ago, but my hops aren't what they used to be
― k3vin k., Friday, 20 November 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link
congrats, meeting the rim is a life goal. i can make it about halfway up the net. must continue grinding...
― INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Saturday, 21 November 2015 00:07 (eight years ago) link
there was a period of about three months long ago when i could kinda consistently dunk
still have dreams about it tbh
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 November 2015 00:26 (eight years ago) link
never even been a thought for me. I'm 5 9.5 and have never had any jumping ability.
― I know when that Ott line zings (Spottie), Saturday, 21 November 2015 00:27 (eight years ago) link
im 5'10" but w pretty long arms so i fool myself into thinking it's possible.
― INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Saturday, 21 November 2015 01:13 (eight years ago) link
i played the other day and felt like i died, im in p good shape/exercise a lot but theres really nothing that gets u in basketball shape other than basketball, wldve loved to just play a lil 3on3 tbh
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2015 01:39 (eight years ago) link
actually generally prefer 3s to a full game more shots more space less running
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2015 01:42 (eight years ago) link
fewer ppl not running back on D
amazing exercise tho for sure
yeah there are few things more frustrating than a half-assed 5-on-5 game but i much prefer a good 5 on 5 to 3 on 3
― k3vin k., Saturday, 21 November 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link
same thing happens when people wanna go 4-on-4 full-court, too many fast breaks. i've been instituting a simple but effective new rule whenever i play and this comes up though: the ball has to be dribbled over half court. cut down on fast breaks a lot
― k3vin k., Saturday, 21 November 2015 01:47 (eight years ago) link
yeah 4s full or half r both kinda bad
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2015 01:48 (eight years ago) link
u know whats p cool is a very short full court
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2015 01:52 (eight years ago) link
I'm 6 foot, Kev
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 November 2015 01:56 (eight years ago) link
lag, you haven't played in a while and dove right into full court? respect.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 November 2015 01:58 (eight years ago) link
I rarely get to run full but love it, it's like a different game. slowly starting to regain the skills specific to it.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 November 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link
thank u it just sort of happened i was shooting around at the gym and a game formed, it was fun tho my offense was beyond rusty but i cld still D it up which after the first game was all i had energy for anyway
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2015 02:01 (eight years ago) link
ha. D can be v fun on its own. you're around my age, no?
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 November 2015 02:03 (eight years ago) link
yup
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2015 02:03 (eight years ago) link
lol olds
― k3vin k., Saturday, 21 November 2015 02:12 (eight years ago) link
itll happen to u some day too sonny [shoots jump shot w/o jumping]
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2015 02:14 (eight years ago) link
last youngin that was clowinin on me for being old got beat 21-0 1on1 I'm just saying haha. (he wanted to make a bet out of it, and then wouldn't pay up, the lil fucker)
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 November 2015 02:18 (eight years ago) link
truth bomb
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 November 2015 02:37 (eight years ago) link
i am not a very good shooter (i don't practice or play enough) but D can definitely be very fun on its own, last time i played i was pretty mean on D and that's about all i was able to contribute, maybe made a shot or two
― marcos, Saturday, 21 November 2015 02:56 (eight years ago) link
has anyone else encountered these guys who are ridic adept at poking the ball from you from behind as you go around them? so annoying! think I'm finally avoiding getting victimized (being cognizant of who does it + keeping dribble low and more out in front than on the side of my body)
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 November 2015 03:08 (eight years ago) link
i don't have much of a handle so anybody is p much these guys for me
― INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Saturday, 21 November 2015 03:59 (eight years ago) link
Yah pokers suck it's lazy but the best handlers turn the corner and push the ball out in front and catch up to it rather than dribble where it ends up closer to the hip for the poke. Easy to practice by yourself
― I know when that Ott line zings (Spottie), Saturday, 21 November 2015 06:58 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbDyRMSXEAINYGj.png
not too sure about 11-0 x 3, but yeah i'd take clooney over leo
― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 February 2016 02:13 (eight years ago) link