i blocked the hell out of this guy cause he kept doing the same turn around j and i jumped on it which was p sweet cause im short and dont get many blocks and then he was like stop pushing me in the back bro and maybe i pushed him a tiny bit idk also he got mad when i pointed out he didnt clear the ball
― lag∞n, Sunday, 10 April 2016 02:03 (eight years ago) link
i dont want the gym guys to be mad at me tho!
― lag∞n, Sunday, 10 April 2016 02:08 (eight years ago) link
i just hate getting scored on
I used to play in high school and at my peak could briefly touch the bottom part of the rim, like the little loops the net goes through. I'm 5'10". If I get serious about a plyometrics program could I ever dunk? Like, even an undersized ball. I feel that this could motivate me to be more fit if it was possible.
― Treeship, Sunday, 10 April 2016 02:16 (eight years ago) link
Sometimes I dream about dunking. I feel I was born to dunk but physical limitations have gotten in the way.
― Treeship, Sunday, 10 April 2016 02:19 (eight years ago) link
u will not dunk sry, all those stories of guys increasing their vertical ten inches are hogwash, unless they were morbidly obese and lost the weight or w/e
― lag∞n, Sunday, 10 April 2016 02:40 (eight years ago) link
squatting heavy will prob help u more than plyo tho
or cleaning prob even better
― lag∞n, Sunday, 10 April 2016 02:44 (eight years ago) link
actually i believe u can dunk and support u treesh go for it :)
i used to have a rep at the y for being too physical. basketball definitely can bring out the asshole in me.
― Heez, Sunday, 10 April 2016 03:11 (eight years ago) link
im not even mad they way i play its normal in ny i swear
― lag∞n, Sunday, 10 April 2016 03:13 (eight years ago) link
do they call charges in colorado
― mookieproof, Sunday, 10 April 2016 03:21 (eight years ago) link
treeship i believe that you can dunk
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 April 2016 03:21 (eight years ago) link
no charge calls hardly any fouls called at all which is cool ppl generally pretty agreeable
― lag∞n, Sunday, 10 April 2016 03:23 (eight years ago) link
one of the highlights of my life was winning a multi-week 3-pointer tournament in middle school against the star player for the school team (a center, admittedly) despite the fact that i shot with both hands at the same time like i was cruisin' for a bruisin'
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 April 2016 03:23 (eight years ago) link
niice
he was so pissed
hah
― lag∞n, Sunday, 10 April 2016 03:24 (eight years ago) link
not only did i win the tournament but i hadn't hit my growth spurt yet so i was like 4'11 - 5'01 ish\
meanwhile this dude was having sex left and right probably
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 April 2016 03:24 (eight years ago) link
tbf its hard to shoot when yr having sex on both sides
― lag∞n, Sunday, 10 April 2016 03:25 (eight years ago) link
i'm the type that gives people shit for not playing good d. i'm sorry it's unacceptable
― Heez, Sunday, 10 April 2016 03:26 (eight years ago) link
there was a dude playing zero D today and he was on my team and we got destroyed then we switched teams and i roasted him
― lag∞n, Sunday, 10 April 2016 03:27 (eight years ago) link
i don't remember many details but let's just pretend that i was like "hey there superstar, i bet you're exhausted, but why doncha try THIS on for size??" before shooting with both hands and gaining a commanding 5 to 3 lead with only 3 shots to go.
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 April 2016 03:28 (eight years ago) link
was this a school sanctioned tournament or just something that was happening on the playground or what
― lag∞n, Sunday, 10 April 2016 03:29 (eight years ago) link
school sanctioned lunch tournament, so all of the players who were also into eating lunch didn't participate
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 April 2016 03:30 (eight years ago) link
but i knew that sometimes excellence requires sacrifice
fools eating lunch when they cldve been launching threes smh
― lag∞n, Sunday, 10 April 2016 03:31 (eight years ago) link
I was nearly 6' when I was 17 (now I am only a bit over 5'10" - old age shrinkage) but I have always had tiny hands. Even when I could almost jump high enough to rise above the rim, there was no way my hands were big enough to grasp and control the ball for a dunk. It would fly off my hand comically. Plus, I wasn't especially quick. I concentrated on playing good defensive position, moving my feet and boxing out on rebounds, and that was the strong part of my game.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 10 April 2016 04:17 (eight years ago) link
Would not play with heez
― Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Sunday, 10 April 2016 05:04 (eight years ago) link
It's crazy how far basic sound fundamentals will get you in pick up ball
― Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Sunday, 10 April 2016 05:05 (eight years ago) link
there's a 7fter who plays with us now. luckily he's slow so when he rotates to shot block your layup/teardrop, just have to give eyebrow fake and spring to other side of the hoop and bam wide open layup.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 April 2016 18:23 (eight years ago) link
that is extremely tall
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 April 2016 18:38 (eight years ago) link
yeah pretty ridic to see him playing with all rest of us 6'3" and under. 6'5" ex-college player returns in July, looking forward to that matchup.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 April 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link
I think it was an article linked here on ILH that said that some amazingly high percentage of all the 7 ft. and above men in the USA had been under contract in the NBA at some point in their lives. I expect this probably did not include extremely slow 7fters.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 11 April 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link
He claims he played D1 for a time but we are skeptical. Tho there are some schools that are D1 that are basically at D2 level quality of play, eg NAU up the road from me.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 April 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link
sort of feel like if you're 7 feet tall and haven't played at a really high level you're probably a klutz
― k3vin k., Monday, 11 April 2016 18:54 (eight years ago) link
Aye. Plus dude is in town for rehab so whatever habit he had couldn't have helped...
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 April 2016 19:02 (eight years ago) link
i'm 6'9 and gave up on serious ball in high school because i was too slow. now i kinda regret not trying harder but being a giant definitely doesn't automatically make you good
― ciderpress, Monday, 11 April 2016 19:18 (eight years ago) link
I played a very short game of 2-on-2 with some other fat randos yesterday and it was really fun. I made zero (0) shots.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 11 April 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link
I did set a ton of screens and got a few blocks and steals though.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 11 April 2016 19:27 (eight years ago) link
Nice. The shots will fall eventually. I changed my shot from more overhead to a "thru the nose" curry type release. Def helps with the consistency for me.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 April 2016 22:50 (eight years ago) link
All of my shots landed within the cylinder so I felt okay about it. Even when I played a lot I was never much of a shooter.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 11 April 2016 22:53 (eight years ago) link
i pulled a muscle in my back i think and i shd prob take a lil time off to heal BUT I CANT IM CRAZY
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 April 2016 01:29 (eight years ago) link
played so bad today omg missing layups like crazy
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 April 2016 01:30 (eight years ago) link
it's not just this game or this series -- you gotta think of your career
― mookieproof, Friday, 22 April 2016 01:31 (eight years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m41qh2SaPj1r00g1wo4_400.gif
RIP
― k3vin k., Friday, 22 April 2016 01:32 (eight years ago) link
i love how prince was good at basketball thats one of my fav things abt him along w his music and how hes a good person
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 April 2016 01:33 (eight years ago) link
tru dont want to be the next grant hill xp
― lag∞n, Friday, 22 April 2016 01:37 (eight years ago) link
legs hurt
― lag∞n, Friday, 27 May 2016 22:14 (eight years ago) link
there's probably some juice for that
― ciderpress, Friday, 27 May 2016 22:20 (eight years ago) link