Uniforms—Logos—Court Designs—Socks—Sneakers—Headbands—Mouthguards

lmao that is very generous

in his defense dads are only allowed to wear court classics

ranks up there with that bulgey white nike with navy blue accents + the new balance equivalent

u know what im talking about

http://i.imgur.com/vRB0n0F.png

nikes perenial best seller btw

smh

$50 can get you so much more too!

if Clay hasn't secured a pair of those yet he may not be worthy to post at ILH anymore

I can't really ball due to injury so I don't own any bball shoes! My understanding is these are pretty hard to find though? Ltd edition maybe?

you don't have to ball to BALL bro

and yeah those are ltd I'm sure

but yeah I wouldn't rock them mainly bc of the meme quality. wearing those in portland is on some wearing the band's tshirt to their concert tip.

lol reminds me I saw a car on mississippi ave the other day with a "put a bird on it" bumper sticker and I just about nuked the town

had to look that up. have only been able to stomach about 45 seconds of that show in the past

not sure how portland has avoided nuking this long tbh

unfortunately a fairly large contingent of under-30 recent arrivals (i.e. half the population) chose to move here because of that show.

thats like when ppl were moving to ny cause of sex in the city its like no i dont think u understand the show

Portland was just a fine liberalish town with a nice bookstore and a bunch of good movie theaters until about ten years ago when it became some kinda post-college destination. And then the last few years the tech-boom + portlandia element led to me praying for the willamette to rise and wash it all to sea.

its legal to push unicyclers into traffic read yr constitution

hey if jordan comes around this is my general "hey Jordan can I pitch a gawker piece about how Fred armisen and a bunch of bezos jrs turned my perfectly nice and quiet city of mopey guitar players into an upscale sportsbar circus for brocoders and podcasters who can't get past level 2 of their intro to improv classes" thanks in advance bud

so like this http://gawker.com/how-amazon-swallowed-seattle-1724795265

but about portland?

sounds good to me

i'll read that tonight and talk to some longtime residents and see if i can find a worthwhile angle, but i'm sure the mercury and the willamette week have prob done this article a hundred times already. but it might be interesting to
write it for an audience that isn't people who already live here and have the same complaints.

Who's lurking?

https://twitter.com/warriorsworld/status/741036374644523008

heh

the stephs also remind me of the hakeem olajuwon payless shoes
http://www.website.com/yourimage.jpeg

http://thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_mall/kirinya-webshop/cabinet/01100099/01584437/175-cis8060wna1061-a.jpg

avia made the worst dad sneaks but the 1988 iteration of drexlers were pretty good and are overlooked imo http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/lfy20t5n3g4bzsnaeou2.jpg

feel those

these new stephs are getting ROASTED on twitter lol

hahaha been watching that. tho in a v perverse way this thread and those twitter roasts make me want to get some of these shoes. i firmly fall into the unintentional normcore fashion aesthetic and have purchased more than my share of clothes at costco. my most recent sneakers were $12 dollar store nike knockoffs.

just do you bro

im married, 30, got a kid, and im dad fat, but i can still outrap like 95% of the human population if im being honest. fuck it.

https://twitter.com/sdotcurry/status/741070106072088576

I'm probably too old even for regrettable dad sneakers. I played ball in the street. Badly. In whatever were the cheapest sneakers available. When Phil Knight was still selling shoes from the trunk of his car.

https://vine.co/v/i3xLl23XOii

http://i.imgur.com/oZaAh9P.jpg

hahahaha

how does the world's best baller sign off on these shoes, howwwwwwww

this is a true test to the power of the endorsement

he doest wear lo tops in game so he won't have to wear them on court. but i hope he wears them tonight and torches the cavs for 60

Baze sticking up for his bro/UA

https://twitter.com/24Bazemore

a true brand ambassador

he's prob making more money from his stock in UA than he is from his nba contract

For real y'all ever put on a pair of Nike Monaco type jams, can't speak to that one specifically but some of their dad shoes are some comfortable ass kicks

ESPN should amend the "how Nike lost steph" article though and just add a photo of those with the price is right you lost theme playing on a loop

lmao
https://twitter.com/ScHoolboy_Lou/status/741110556363350016

hahahaha

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/the-internet-s-roast-of-stephen-curry-s-new-shoes-is-relentless-145549601.html

in case u missed some

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClAd8eUXEAAIUYc.jpg

not a fan of big elaborate side stripes especially when theyre on the jersey too, nor of logos on the shorts and that one is lol huge and embarassingly shoehorned into the stripe, good branding design/bad fashion design imho

also theres black in the logo but grey in the uni wth

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClAds6_VYAMB3g_.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClAds9OVYAAnZGP.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClAds6-UoAE0pMg.jpg