i have something to say about the offseason THE 2016 NBA OFFSEASON

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i was being facetious bc basement dwellers always do that shit and it never gives their fans life

6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 20:32 (nine years ago)

o ha ok phew

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 20:36 (nine years ago)

i mean he is a role player. he's a v good role player and guys like that can get paid, but he's gonna get extra paid bc of the champ warriors-sheen, 3 pt %, youth, UNC pedigree, cool movie star first name, handsome, helps bring your groceries in, tips well, good breath smell, won't scratch your pans, speaks 4 languages, ate at denny's every day for 3 years, etc

6 god none the richer (m bison), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 20:41 (nine years ago)

omg I had a dream last night where the Warriors won. :(

Interpretive Jigglypuffery (Leee), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 20:56 (nine years ago)

what was it liiiiiiiiiiike

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 21:02 (nine years ago)

Like angels descending from heaven with a bejeweled goblet of the finest ambrosial nectar.

Interpretive Jigglypuffery (Leee), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 21:08 (nine years ago)

a lot of role players are gonna be getting huge deals this summer, if this makes you uncomfortable then you have 2 more days before you have to log off

ciderpress, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)

smart teams gon keep their powder dry for next summer

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 21:18 (nine years ago)

Kurt Helin ‏@basketballtalk 21s22 seconds ago
Report: Dion Waiters drawing interest from Philadelphia, Sacramento

heh philly shd sign waiters and barnes

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 00:02 (nine years ago)

lol he is too perfect for Sac

moistest hoist (Spottie), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 00:05 (nine years ago)

please god no sactown's fans have suffered enough

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 00:18 (nine years ago)

waiters might legit turn the kings new arena into Jonestown

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 00:25 (nine years ago)

*reads report of celtics booking a dwight meeting* father, why have you forsaken me

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 10:55 (nine years ago)

Adam Kaufman ‏@AdamMKaufman 32s33 seconds ago
No way to predict how offseason will unfold for #Celtics, but no understating significance of C's officially being on map for NBA stars.

kd giving the celtics a meeting is def kinda huge for a team thats never in their history even landed a 2nd tier free agent

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 17:51 (nine years ago)

that line of thinking is great until you come in second for every free agent and end up with a roster that looks like the mavs

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:08 (nine years ago)

but KD even granting them the time def cements their place in the current ecosystem in some regard

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:08 (nine years ago)

gotta be in the game before u cn win man B-)

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:09 (nine years ago)

even something like KDs simple praiseworthy comments about the celtics earlier this year can go a long way.

moistest hoist (Spottie), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:35 (nine years ago)

feel like it also just represents the reality of the situation where the celtics r considered a good org

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:37 (nine years ago)

they're good enough, smart enough, and doggone it - players like them

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 18:45 (nine years ago)

woj Sources on @TheVertical: Clippers promote Lawrence Frank to EVP of Basketball Ops, charged w/ reshaping front office

doc in trouble?

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 19:09 (nine years ago)

woj Sources on @TheVertical: Clippers promote Lawrence Frank to EVP of Basketball Ops, charged w/ reshaping front office

doc in trouble?

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 19:09 (nine years ago)

doc in trouble?

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 19:13 (nine years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Docsdaname2000.jpg

moistest hoist (Spottie), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 19:20 (nine years ago)

How many 'player X loses a bunch of weight in the offseason' tweets will we see this offseason

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Jusuf Nurkic is putting in major work this offseason. The center has lost 35 pounds already, and says he's still feeling strong. #Nuggets

moistest hoist (Spottie), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 20:51 (nine years ago)

Could be doc just finally admitting he's not a good gm

He'll probably have some crack about how he can be a coach and a doctor but not a gm too ^cue local reporter fake laughter

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:21 (nine years ago)

I'm reading between the lines of it being Lawrence frank who has been in docs orbit for a while so it's prob with his OK vs bringing in an outside rando

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:22 (nine years ago)

kd giving the celtics a meeting is def kinda huge for a team thats never in their history even landed a 2nd tier free agent

― lag∞n, Wednesday, June 29, 2016 1:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

X-man :(

Seriously though players read all the same stuff we do and they know ainge has too many assets not to at least add a b-level star this year or next then he's just gotta get that last superstar domino to fall, would you rather go up against late-prime bron with what ainge will assemble or whatever happens to like the wizards

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:25 (nine years ago)

http://nba.nbcsports.com/2016/06/29/report-dwyane-wades-camp-has-sent-out-feelers-to-spurs-and-mavericks/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

this is just agent shit, right?

6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:54 (nine years ago)

cld see wade leaving if he got a big offer from a good team that was more than miami wants to pay

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 June 2016 01:14 (nine years ago)

Guess he's happy with his 3 rings

moistest hoist (Spottie), Thursday, 30 June 2016 01:25 (nine years ago)

wade on the spurs wld be so weird

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 June 2016 01:26 (nine years ago)

buncha grey hairs already

Clay, Thursday, 30 June 2016 01:30 (nine years ago)

so he's just reaching out to teams that beat miami in the finals?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 30 June 2016 01:36 (nine years ago)

lol those are the good teams

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 June 2016 01:39 (nine years ago)

he's like the doc rivers of players

call all destroyer, Thursday, 30 June 2016 01:44 (nine years ago)

ha i was trying to recall which gm did that

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 June 2016 02:20 (nine years ago)

dont get this ploy, spurs aint gonna shell out big bucks for him. all the signals from pop and rc are that they want to go young. theyre calling in a bunch of their draft and stash players (livio jean charles from '13, nikola mulitinov from '15, and check out davis bertans aka the new red rocket, a throw-in 6'10" SF from the kawhi-george hill trade). i think a bunch of those guys will play in austin most of the year as well as their first rounder from this year.

i think durant is the only guy theyre willing to throw max money at. conley's going to stay in memphis, it looks like, and i think most of the max money dudes will, too. if wade wants to take a vet's min contract to play backup to danny green, thats a possibility.

6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 30 June 2016 02:33 (nine years ago)

im exaggerating bc obv he would start over danny green, but spurs need outside shooting, too. they missed having guys like belinelli. that 2014 champs team had 6 players who shot over 40% from 3. this year the only players shooting 3s accurately at a high frequency were ginobili, mills, and kawhi. mills' shot disappeared in the playoffs. they need danny green to shoot better than 33% this year, but that would be like a record year for wade from 3.

6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 30 June 2016 02:40 (nine years ago)

all of this is to say that i think the spurs are going to keep it p low key if and when they strike out on durant. i think they want to keep some flexibility for next year's big FA class and cap jump. pau seems like a good fit to either start C if duncan retires or play first big off the bench if duncan stays (either way, he's getting starter minutes).

6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 30 June 2016 02:47 (nine years ago)

if wade leaves miami i have full confidence that riley will sign purple shirt guy in retribution

Clay, Thursday, 30 June 2016 02:50 (nine years ago)

hahahaha

6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 30 June 2016 02:54 (nine years ago)

the spurs seem like a longshot but the mavs makes logical sense if he was ever gonna leave

J0rdan S., Thursday, 30 June 2016 04:04 (nine years ago)

i think it's just agent shit tho...

J0rdan S., Thursday, 30 June 2016 04:05 (nine years ago)

yikes

http://i.imgur.com/tXpXJsq.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 June 2016 05:33 (nine years ago)

which is better, lower or higher Defensive FG%?

Nhex, Thursday, 30 June 2016 05:38 (nine years ago)

lower left is not the desired quadrant

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 June 2016 06:03 (nine years ago)

Brian Windhorst ‏@WindhorstESPN 1m1 minute ago
As they prepare Durant pitch, Thunder looking to clear cap space. Rivals believe they plan to chase Al Horford too

they wld be good

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 June 2016 06:14 (nine years ago)

westbrook oladipo durant horford adams is some world destroying shit if they can stitch a bench together

Clay, Thursday, 30 June 2016 06:46 (nine years ago)

Biyombo will go from 3m a year to 12m+ because... He did pretty much the same thing he did the previous two years.

http://i.imgur.com/yNH3x2X.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 30 June 2016 07:41 (nine years ago)


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