i have something to say about the offseason THE 2016 NBA OFFSEASON

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the implied defensive meltdown is the most brutal part

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:07 (eight years ago) link

weve read this blog before

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:08 (eight years ago) link

being low-level internet famous is a pretty sick fate

Clay, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:08 (eight years ago) link

ha srsly just ruins yr mentions

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 01:14 (eight years ago) link

http://brobible.com/sports/article/interview-nba-strength-coach-steve-hess/

So you’ve been the Nuggets trainer for 20 years. You’ve trained some big boys–Kenyon Martin, Andre Iguodala, Kenneth Faried come to mind. Who is pound for pound the strongest player you’ve been exposed to?

Earl Boykins.

If you’re talking about pure strength pound for pound, not even close. He bench pressed 315 pounds and the dude weighed 150. Dude was a genetic freak.

Boykins height and weight is officially listed at 5’5”, 133 lbs.

What kind of guy is J.R. Smith? He seems like a dude who shows up to the area five minutes before game time, downs a Whopper in the parking lot, and just shoots.

Firstly, if I had the athleticism and the skills of JR, I would also just show up to a game and shoot. The thing about JR is that he’s a fierce competitor. People will say he’s not a competitor, but he’s a warrior. I’m so incredibly proud of him for winning a championship.

We had a rotation we were doing, and with the single leg press, this is the honest to God truth, he’s doing a single leg press with six 45’s on each side (585 pounds). Mind you, this is coming back from a meniscus tear and it was like 3 weeks post surgery. Now I didn’t load the weights and if I did I’d be fired so quickly. So I go up to him and I’m like ‘JR, dude what the hell are you doing?’ and he looked at me casually and said ‘I just wanted to see how strong my leg was.’

So I go ‘let me see you jump,’ and he takes off, and I’m like ‘really dude? It’s like, 40+ inches. 21 days post-surgery. Just a genetic freak. Supremely gifted.

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link

rest of that article isnt v good btw

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:50 (eight years ago) link

total B.A.B. move

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:00 (eight years ago) link

this offseason got way too quiet

ciderpress, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:17 (eight years ago) link

frontloaded with insanity

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:17 (eight years ago) link

Never would've guessed he'd be an Angry White Guy.

Last Brexit to Oakland (Leee), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 17:17 (eight years ago) link

http://origin.nba.com/media/nbafit/hess_scroller.jpg

brimstead, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:58 (eight years ago) link

:[

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cn1N1FEVIAA20q5.jpg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:59 (eight years ago) link

have no idea who two of those guys are

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:06 (eight years ago) link

some of these guys look like contest winners
"enter to win a roster spot on an nba franchise!"
"aw yisss"
"btw its the nets"
:-|

6 god none the richer (m bison), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link

"good restaurants nearby!"
"hmm ok"

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link

who are LEvert, Hamilton and Harris?

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:45 (eight years ago) link

i could look them up but i have no idea lol

k3vin k., Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:54 (eight years ago) link

sad that Nets couldn't afford rights to NBPA usage

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:56 (eight years ago) link

joe harris was on the cavs iirc been in the league a couple few years

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 20:58 (eight years ago) link

not buying it

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:00 (eight years ago) link

I see they took away their ties as suicide prevention

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:02 (eight years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:03 (eight years ago) link

lol @ granny

and tbf I'm kinda liking Lin's hair like this. the 'hawk was a bit much

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:16 (eight years ago) link

LeVert was their first rounder this year, iirc he's supposed to be good but fell due to injury history

ciderpress, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 21:23 (eight years ago) link

Earl Boykins.

If you’re talking about pure strength pound for pound, not even close. He bench pressed 315 pounds and the dude weighed 150. Dude was a genetic freak.

Boykins really was a physical marvel. One of the rare NBA guys whose pecs were so big that the jersey couldn't cover them.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:39 (eight years ago) link

Miles Plumlee 4/52 to stay in Mil. Seems pretty pricey for a guy they play only 15 mins a game. altho might work out since they will probably move monroe at some point soon

He's a perfect player for them, I like it.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:42 (eight years ago) link

he was so fun for that one season w PHX then seemed to lose all his confidence about three quarters through the season

Spottie, Thursday, 21 July 2016 01:51 (eight years ago) link

That USA select roster is not bad actually- McCollum booker oladipo lavine isn't a bad guard rotation at all, and I'd probably go McDermott-Gordon-turner frontline. I'm not clear on what that team exists for though, basically practice against the big boys and auditions for the next world tournament?

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:54 (eight years ago) link

ya

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link

A week or so ago the local newspaper's website, OregonLive.com reported "Guard CJ ‍McCollum has decided to withdraw from the ‍USA Select ‍Team and will not participate in ‍USA Basketball’s ‍team camp this summer..."

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 21 July 2016 17:20 (eight years ago) link

nba not messing around

Yahoo SportsVerified account @YahooSports

BREAKING NEWS: NBA pulls 2017 All-Star Game from Charlotte, focuses on New Orleans, sources tell @WojVerticalNBA.

Spottie, Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:25 (eight years ago) link

nice!

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link

solid

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:45 (eight years ago) link

new orleans had it in 2008 and 201, spread the love

Spottie, Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:49 (eight years ago) link

2014*

Spottie, Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:49 (eight years ago) link

sweet

call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:11 (eight years ago) link

KD's new tat, Pac and Wu

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIIphwyg6ZM/

Spottie, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:24 (eight years ago) link

ya boy Crowder is salty

http://www.csnbayarea.com/warriors/crowder-durant-signing-warriors-slap-face-celtics

Spottie, Thursday, 21 July 2016 20:55 (eight years ago) link

dude, you're jae crowder, relax

k3vin k., Friday, 22 July 2016 01:41 (eight years ago) link

"With these teams right now, they're saying us and Golden State are the super teams, and they're trying not to build that many super teams, and Adam Silver came out with the statement and this and that," Rose said during a recent interview with NBA.com.

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 July 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link

btw, NBA pulled the All-Star game from Charlotte over fucked-up state law limiting civil rights for LGBT. Good on them.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:17 (eight years ago) link

bless his heart xp

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Friday, 22 July 2016 17:17 (eight years ago) link

gerald green to the celtics, what a grab -_-

(maybe he'll chuck threes like a maniac as he did that one PHX season?)

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 23 July 2016 15:20 (eight years ago) link

he must hoist or he's off the team

ciderpress, Saturday, 23 July 2016 15:55 (eight years ago) link

if he doesn't hoist, you must blastoise

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 23 July 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link

that joke maybe works for Ian McCulloch and nobody else

veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 23 July 2016 16:36 (eight years ago) link


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