i have something to say about the offseason THE 2016 NBA OFFSEASON

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nah, they are too likable :)

doubt they will overtake the kobe/shaq lakers or the bad boy pistons or the mid 2000s spurs

Spottie, Thursday, 4 August 2016 23:16 (eight years ago) link

Yeah everyone haaaaated the bad boy Pistons outside the d

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Friday, 5 August 2016 00:50 (eight years ago) link

The first year of the Lebron heat might have been the most polarizing team ever though

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Friday, 5 August 2016 00:51 (eight years ago) link

were the jail blazers hated nationally or just sorta pitied

Clay, Friday, 5 August 2016 01:55 (eight years ago) link

i think they were like a national smh from what i remember

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 August 2016 02:09 (eight years ago) link

I think people kinda liked those guys. Def pitiful tho

Spottie, Friday, 5 August 2016 02:17 (eight years ago) link

i know we call them the kobe/shaq lakers but tbh their most hateable player then and now was fish

nomar, Friday, 5 August 2016 02:18 (eight years ago) link

the thought of fish attempting a comeback only makes me wish basketball was a more violent sport

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 August 2016 02:19 (eight years ago) link

Rick Fox was p hatable too

Spottie, Friday, 5 August 2016 03:55 (eight years ago) link

But yeah d fish obv

Spottie, Friday, 5 August 2016 03:55 (eight years ago) link

let us not forget the searing hatred for big shot bob

Clay, Friday, 5 August 2016 04:35 (eight years ago) link

he didn't seal his dick status til he took out steve nash tho

Spottie, Friday, 5 August 2016 05:11 (eight years ago) link

the thought of fish attempting a comeback only makes me wish basketball was a more violent sport

― call all destroyer, Thursday, August 4, 2016 10:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fish signs a vet min deal with the lakers, lakers play kings 4 times/yr due to being in same division, matt barnes literally murders him on the court

totes plausible tbh

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 5 August 2016 19:33 (eight years ago) link

Bron 3/100 w cavs. 3rd year player option.

banana boat 2019

Spottie, Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:20 (eight years ago) link

CELTICS CHRISTMAS DAY GAME MOTHERFUCKERS

also the schedule came out

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:24 (eight years ago) link

timberwolves get an xmas game vs. thunder! that's extremely exciting imo. rest of those are fairly predictable - dubs at cavs, bulls at spurs, lakers-clips

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:25 (eight years ago) link

I might try to avoid seeing the Bulls entirely next season. They're gonna be kinda gross.

Clay, Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:29 (eight years ago) link

they will be pretty intriguing but yeah zero shooting = gross for sure

they may have to play Mcbuckets like 40 minutes a game

Spottie, Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:31 (eight years ago) link

pretty sucky christmas games this year

lol magic
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpnNZMmXgAAJYvC.jpg

Spottie, Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:45 (eight years ago) link

Rondo / Wade / Butler / Gibson / Lopez is like a starting five the AI would construct when simulating the offseason in 2K and you'd come across the roster three months into the season and go "wtf was the computer high on exactly"

Clay, Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:46 (eight years ago) link

oh good the Knicks have a third of their games on national tv yes excellent

Clay, Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:47 (eight years ago) link

at least they have the zinger!

Spottie, Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:48 (eight years ago) link

1/4 of last season's east semifinalists playing on xmas eve is kind of an interesting state of the league comment.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 August 2016 22:49 (eight years ago) link

somehow my mind totally blocked out that wade is on the Bulls now

marcos, Friday, 12 August 2016 00:45 (eight years ago) link

from what i'm reading abt the schedule, looks like the season is starting a few days earlier and ending a couple days later, so all teams should have a reduction in back to backs and 4 games/5 days situations. i approve.

Clay, Friday, 12 August 2016 01:23 (eight years ago) link

yeah supposedly no more than one "4 in 5" per team

brimstead, Friday, 12 August 2016 02:33 (eight years ago) link

4 in 5 is just crazy, even if it is only once a season.

micah, Friday, 12 August 2016 03:16 (eight years ago) link

yeah def a good change

I'm likely interested in watching exactly one or two of the THIRTY FOUR national bulls games, like I know big market but whoooa

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Monday, 15 August 2016 15:22 (eight years ago) link

i think that's prob a reaction to them adding wade, in theory could be interesting from a story line perspective even tho the team will be a chore to actually watch

J0rdan S., Monday, 15 August 2016 15:23 (eight years ago) link

Also lol at atl's inexorable slide back into "team nba tv" status

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Monday, 15 August 2016 15:23 (eight years ago) link

Yeah it's definitely partly wade effect, I'm sure a chunk of those games are vs heat and cavs for narrative purposes

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Monday, 15 August 2016 15:24 (eight years ago) link

they're probably mostly replacing Lakers games so nothing of value was lost

ciderpress, Monday, 15 August 2016 15:49 (eight years ago) link

lakers trying to sign Yi???

Spottie, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 17:13 (eight years ago) link

i think they have - seeing 1 yr/8 million being floated as the done deal

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 17:47 (eight years ago) link

I'm a huge Bulls fan and I prob won't even watch 34 of their games

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 20:01 (eight years ago) link

such a weird ass roster

Spottie, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 20:08 (eight years ago) link

very interesting. lol at them expecting coach glasses to be help mend.

Spottie, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 20:03 (eight years ago) link

i thought players generally liked brooks? always figured his probs were completely tactical

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 20:06 (eight years ago) link

yeah they do but i mean he couldn't force KD and RW to be besties. the players will either get along or they won't, thats on them.

Spottie, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 20:07 (eight years ago) link

Enjoy Festus, PDX fans

Marc J. SpearsVerified account ‏@MarcJSpearsESPN 47m47 minutes ago
Blazers say Festus Ezeli is out 6 weeks after a left knee injection w/bone marrow aspirate concentrate to alleviate pain & improve function.

Spottie, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 21:48 (eight years ago) link

yeah that's why even in this market Portland picked him up for 2/16 or whatever it was

Clay, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 21:50 (eight years ago) link

for sure, maybe he/they knew he needed that. he'll probably be ready for opening night but still

Spottie, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link

can an insider post the projected win-loss for every team thing that ESPN put up today? (just the raw numbers not the explanatory graphs, if it even has those)

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:32 (eight years ago) link

1. Golden State Warriors - 83 wins

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 15:33 (eight years ago) link

lol tough but fair

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 16:36 (eight years ago) link

I thought that Kobe had reached his saturation point in the media last year but somehow they went and made a day to honor him

Spottie, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 23:05 (eight years ago) link

literally thought when i saw that 8-24 was his day that it was a joke abt his shooting

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 August 2016 02:42 (eight years ago) link


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