i have something to say about the offseason THE 2016 NBA OFFSEASON

kg, kobe, and duncan will be a crazy HOF class.

bosh too, prob :(

yeah wow that HOF class is like GOAT

ya nuts, dirk n pierce shdve hung it up too

nah dirk still dirkin on occasion

pierce def

Tim Duncan has the lowest rate ever for a player with a significant amount of blocks. He had 3020 career blocks to 15 total goaltending violations — and yeah, that’s less than one per season.

http://nyloncalculus.com/2016/07/26/introducing-dredge-a-play-by-play-derived-metric/

thats fn nuts

totes

#Twolves announce that center Nikola Pekovic will miss the entire 2016-17 season due to recurring right ankle pain.

seems like it must recur pretty damn often

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtToW4ZVIAAemS5.jpghttp://pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-9/256/thinking-face.png

that makes me uncomfortable

what really weirds me out is the color of that gatorade

the light blue gatorade has existed for like a decade but i don't know if i've ever seen anyone actively drinking one

I've seen it before, but familiarity doesn't reduce its horror

I drink the glacier freeze blue G2. That's kinda what that looks like

ya i like it!!

it tastes like science fiction

Which is... good

Kevin Durant says he loves Rick James' song "Mary Jane" calling it a "dope song."

lol he totally came to the dubs so he could hang with big smokey

yellow gatorade or gtfo (red or orange are ok too, just the traditional flavors for me thx)

g2 less calories bro thought u lived that sw0le life psshhh

light blue GLACIER FREEZE gatorade was my fave until i went through a lot of it during a violent illness and now i can't even stomach thinking about it

i need the extra electrolytes to quench my powerful thirst

i drink 8 gatorade drinks every day to power my body through my intense regiment and lifestyle. many do not do this.

its sad how many millennials are unwilling to dedicate themselves to a thorough hydration regimen

http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/2016/09/26/spurs-gregg-popovich-said-he-respects-the-athletes-who-are-protesting-the-national-anthem/

I hope pop lives forever

I vaguely remember him protesting the government shutdown a few years back too. Good on him

pop is good

biggest revelation of that interview--what the heck are serbian tacos?

apparently they go good with cokes AND beer

Guys, I'm sorry, I didn't ask Pop what a Serbian taco is. That will be at the top of my priority list tomorrow.

— Melissa Rohlin (@melissarohlin) September 26, 2016

sorry excuse for journalism, "melissa"

pop is my dad now, i legally filed to be adopted by him in bexar county

it gets bexar

thats...not how you pronounce that

(here, the "x" is silent")

dont mind that errant " at the end

Ok I read an article about kg-Kobe-Duncan being gone and it mentioned that three head coaches hadn't begun their PLAYING careers yet when those three started

The 3 coaches are earl Watkins Luke Walton and Tyron Lue btw and there are a bunch more who played concurrently with them (Kidd, hoiberg etc)

def forgot abt most of these lol http://www.sbnation.com/2016/9/28/13060062/nba-media-day-uniforms-wait-what-the-heck-is-this-2k-or-what

they just had to throw a 3-1 joke in there eh

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/St0eHLkFEiJC_PWLlNt5EZqirpE=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/7173735/610537800.jpg

when someone tells you who they are, believe them

Ben Simmons has suffered a fracture in the fifth metatarsal bone in his right foot, per the #sixers.

oh

hm that sounds like something that could vary wildly as far as return time goes

knowing the 76ers tho they will probs shut him down for 2 years

luv too start the season off with interesting players injured