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Paul Allen may ave finally found his drummer

We get it, @spidadmitchell. You can do everything. You're the most talented man on Earth. Please stop making us all feel bad about ourselves. 😂 pic.twitter.com/quasyYngsH

— Alex Kennedy (@AlexKennedyNBA) February 18, 2018

that fergie anthem was one of the weirdest fucking things ive seen in a while

Look at their reactions 😂 pic.twitter.com/GAM37U6Kq9

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) February 19, 2018

Thursday cant come fast enough
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good to see the pros at espn get into the uniform mocking game

cracking up @ jimmy butler siting out the game last night

Jimmy Butler didn't play in the first half for Team Steph. "He's okay, just tired," someone close to him said.

— Vincent Goodwill (@vgoodwill) February 19, 2018

they used the same face on Laker LeBron as they did on Cavs LeBron.

i rly rly rly do not get the lerbon to lakers hype at all

it’s basically that he has a house there and la media people are completely bonkers about la being the only actual place that exists

theyre also one of the only teams that cld sign him + another max guy

but i agree it doesnt makes sense

on the other hand bron has to exist somewhere

lebron to the spurs

IS ALREADY CONFIRMED

he'd probably enjoy playing with Giannis I think

bron to the spurs is confirmed iirc

fergie's anthem was better than that kevin hart / rob riggle bit, good lord that shit was bad

oh my fucking god this anthem was hilarious

In the whole history of Star Spangled Banner renditions, this one is nowhere near the worst. First, she remembered all the words and you could understand them. Next, she was within hailing distance of the notes she wanted to hit. Third, you have to realize this song is called the F***ING "Star Spangled Banner" which awful song title is a dead giveaway that it is in impossibly bad song, all on its own, without so much as a speck of assistance from a bad singer required to make it ridiculous.

What's impossible is making this song sound listenable.

star spangled banner is a pretty dope song imo

Next, she was within hailing distance of the notes she wanted to hit.

not so much.

besides, people who forget the words barely scan in "worst anthems of all time". in times of high pressure, words slip out of our mind. it's understandable. with that being said, the amount of energy being expended on it by the internet is extremely weird (if not surprising).

however the worst anthem of all time (excluding Roseanne's), is this one - the only one I've heard that got booed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf1HMZbTcz0

i mean she's trying to do too much and she doesn't really have the chops but that's not the worst

star spangled banner is a pretty dope song imo

― k3vin k., Monday, February 19, 2018 10:26 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hold up remind me never to pass the aux cord to you

fwiw i was at the game where a young lady forgot the words and nate macmillan walked over and led her through the rest and it was really beautiful and that's obv the most memorable version i've seen in person

anyways my thoughts and prayers out to anyone who ever has to hear a version of this song that isn't marvin gaye's, peace

yeah that was a sweet moment.

xpost but could as well have applied to Clay's too

oh fuck it was mo cheeks not nate macmillan i think? that's how memorable it was!

heh I knew which one you meant.

anyways my thoughts and prayers out to anyone who ever has to hear a version of this song that isn't marvin gaye's, peace

― Clay, Monday, February 19, 2018 10:47 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*hugs*

dunno if anyone's seen this but it's a pretty good read

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/letter-to-my-younger-self-quentin-richardson/

great read.

"Your pops does not play. He’s the type of dude who walks around with one of those industrial key chains with 100 keys on it. What the hell are all those keys for? You know a man don’t play when he walks around with 100 keys."

Anthony Davis says "it makes you think" when former players say they waited too long to request a trade (via #TheJump).

"You wonder if you’re following in that same path" https://t.co/EGGKvDogOq pic.twitter.com/Tf3N5y1AS5

— SLAM Magazine (@SLAMonline) February 20, 2018

yes, yesss

brow to team lebron confirmed

i really wanted it to work for brow in nola but i'm here for the drama

wither boogie

yah they woulda been a tough out in the playoffs.

man, this is really bad
https://www.si.com/nba/2018/02/20/dallas-mavericks-sexual-misconduct-investigation-mark-cuban-response

i love that quentin richardson's dad was into model trains

when is hoop i need hoop

anyways my thoughts and prayers out to anyone who ever has to hear a version of this song that isn't marvin gaye's, peace

― Clay, Monday, February 19, 2018 11:47 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I honestly just mentally c&p marvin over whoever is singing whenever i arrive early enough to a game to hear the anthem

hoops back in about 24 hrs

it’s basically that he has a house there and la media people are completely bonkers about la being the only actual place that exists

― Clay, Monday, February 19, 2018 5:32 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Like basically every vet/max guy has a house there, it’s a whole nba thing man

Also it just obviously dovetails with brons post playing plans to be a media magnate etc but why would he rush to go there and play for a crap team in a tougher conference

this is a bad week for the mavs
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lmao, obv
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haa

bron is smarter than other players because hes fastidiously stuck to playing in the eastern conference

yup