Now the joooooy of my woooorld is in ZIIIIION — thread for Zion Williamson

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man he just exploded that shoe even put a rip in the sole

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:15 (five years ago) link

paul george on a conference call with nike right now im sure.

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:15 (five years ago) link

adidas is such trash. michigan's old adidas jerseys used to rip frequently. haven't seen any shoes bust, but it was only a matter of time.

https://www.michigandaily.com/sports/1-daniel-wasserman-what-i-learned-adidas-minneapolis-18

we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:19 (five years ago) link

nba players should consider inventing in a good pair of boots

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:21 (five years ago) link

holy shit @ all the people who paid $3000+ to see this

frogbs, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:27 (five years ago) link

thats the funny part

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:30 (five years ago) link

“His shoe broke.” pic.twitter.com/FAtpaF5uAt

— Chase Hughes (@ChaseHughesNBCS) February 21, 2019

we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:43 (five years ago) link

hes right

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:44 (five years ago) link

accurate

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:03 (five years ago) link

My thoughts and prayers go out to Zion Williamson, the tremendous superstar basketball player from Duke. His injury isn't surprising though once you realize Obama was at the game. Everywhere Obama goes nothing but disappointment and pain follows!!!! Sad!!!!

— DonaId J. Trump (@SportsTalkBarry) February 21, 2019

frogbs, Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:36 (five years ago) link

^ why bother? it's not DJ Trump. it's not funny.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:51 (five years ago) link

sp0rts talk b3rry is bad.

coach k said it's a mild strain so kev you might be in luck. altho if im zion im not playing another minute of college ball.

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:53 (five years ago) link

if im zion im flying to ny and getting my suit tailored and then i move into the green room for the draft until july where i am frozen in carbonite with a "fuck coach k" bumper sticker slapped on the side

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 21 February 2019 05:16 (five years ago) link

otm

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 05:49 (five years ago) link

Duke freshman sensation Zion Williamson was forced out of Wednesday night's game against rival North Carolina after just 36 seconds with what Blue Devils coach Mike Krzyzewski called a "mild knee sprain."

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dz8Hc0TX4AAgz-r.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:13 (five years ago) link

pretty remarkable that even his injuries are somehow ridiculously athletic and impressive

we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:30 (five years ago) link

this is low key the funniest basketball subplot in a while

Paul George on Zion Williamson’s injury and situation with his shoes, says he talked with Nike to find out what went wrong: pic.twitter.com/pJ3N6CEdMj

— Royce Young (@royceyoung) February 21, 2019

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link

someone said zion needs to wear lebrons since lebron is also very powerful and imo that makes sense

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link

hoping he makes a point of signing a shoe deal with non-nike and this remains a thing forever

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

lol yeah needs to happen

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

reading this thread from the beginning in one shot is sooooooo sad

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:16 (five years ago) link

Montage of exploding Nike shoes (Manu, Bogut, Wroten, Gordon, Zion) pic.twitter.com/FuXH2qqSiv

— David Astramskas (@redapples) February 21, 2019

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Friday, 22 February 2019 02:31 (five years ago) link

lol manu skidmark

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 03:38 (five years ago) link

I never liked Nikes as actual athletic or workout shoes, quality always seemed a little weak to me, not that I ever played at the intensity to cause a blowout like that.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 22 February 2019 04:53 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

its like im always saying "the famous dunk is the best shot"

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:27 (five years ago) link

its what we math nerds in the basketball world call "a good high percentage shot"

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:31 (five years ago) link

Yeah that's the argument I always pull out against "old school fundamentals" dorks. Dunking is like the most fundamental thing you can do. But it seems like the old school fundamentals dork is a dying breed.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:33 (five years ago) link

dunks not being worth 3 points is the real crime.

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:51 (five years ago) link

dunk judges on the sideline deciding how many pts the dunks are worth

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link

teams start drawing up out of timeout 360 alleyoops to get the 5 pter and win the game

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link

haha im down. at least try it out in the all star game... midrange jumpers by ya boy lamarcus are negative 2 if he misses, 0 for a make.

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:42 (five years ago) link

im fighting you

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:45 (five years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:48 (five years ago) link

anyway rumor is LA and dame have patched things up and have discussed a reunion in portland so who knows

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link

knicks are gonna get this guy for real huh

ciderpress, Thursday, 14 March 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link

they only have a 15% chance iirc

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 March 2019 18:36 (five years ago) link

their ping pong balls are already in the fridge

ciderpress, Thursday, 14 March 2019 18:38 (five years ago) link

i am really worried about zion that he is going to have his career cut short by hitting his head on the roof of a stadium too hard

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:16 (five years ago) link

he might jump into outer space and suffocate

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:18 (five years ago) link

Zion is playing tonight!

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 14 March 2019 23:24 (five years ago) link

11/11 from the field so far

circles, Friday, 15 March 2019 02:53 (five years ago) link

lol, boeheim's kid is hoisting

circles, Friday, 15 March 2019 02:53 (five years ago) link

zion should punch reddish and jones every time they shoot

mookieproof, Friday, 15 March 2019 02:55 (five years ago) link

otm

lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2019 02:58 (five years ago) link

he’s 12-12 from the field with 5 steals (and should have been credited with another a minute ago)

k3vin k., Friday, 15 March 2019 03:07 (five years ago) link

I’m at a party rn with someone who is arguing very strenuously that barrett is a better prospect than zion and my head is about to explode

k3vin k., Friday, 15 March 2019 03:08 (five years ago) link

lol some people

lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2019 03:09 (five years ago) link

feel like its underrated how rare it is for a freshman to dominate, like the last couple before zion were prob brow and kd, and zion has been much better than either of them

lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2019 03:11 (five years ago) link

link?

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2024 00:35 (eight months ago) link

i think he was expected to make insane wow splash plays on defense, blocks where he comes from out of nowhere and skies above the backboard and shit. which he did regularly at duke and has not done basically at all in the NBA. but i’m not sure ppl saw him as like a potential elite lockdown defender tho i could be misremembering

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 February 2024 01:10 (eight months ago) link

i'm sure there was some wishful thinking about his defense at the time given his ceiling as an athlete, but his body type is not one of a plus defender

call all destroyer, Thursday, 22 February 2024 02:05 (eight months ago) link

I went looking for receipts and found an opinion of mine so wrong I'm shook.

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, February 21, 2024 7:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

link?

― lag∞n, Wednesday, February 21, 2024 7:35 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I might have said Simmons > Embiid. Dark times.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 22 February 2024 02:25 (eight months ago) link

(hundreds of thousands of years hence, faint tremors of PBKR's opinion arrive at an advanced civilization on a far off planet sparking a global wave of madness, riots, and rapid social disintegration)

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 22 February 2024 02:30 (eight months ago) link

lol oh no

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2024 02:42 (eight months ago) link

when keeping receipts goes wrong

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2024 03:02 (eight months ago) link

in another era (and with another mentality) could have imagined zion scraping being an impact defender in the model of say charles oakley. bruiser making the paint inhospitable. but pretty clearly neither he nor nba basketball are wired that way anymore

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 22 February 2024 03:08 (eight months ago) link

his block and steals rates were through the roof in college, didnt really take much interest in all that in the pros tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2024 03:17 (eight months ago) link

Yeah pretty sure people thought he’d be a menace as a help defender

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 22 February 2024 04:16 (eight months ago) link

i saw a full zion game last night --

i thought he looked slimmed down and pretty athletic. there were 2 or 3 times where he just jumped much higher than anyone else on the floor -- one for a block that was ruled a goaltend, another on a rebound. i think the thing is you just don't feel that athleticism throughout the game the way that you did w/ idk vintage blake griffin or something. and if you watch the duke highlights that's the kinda thing you start to picture. but he still has a lot of quickness and leaping ability relatively speaking. he got iso'd on jimmy a few times and was pretty easily able to use quickness off the dribble to get to his spot and then his elevation to just sky up and over for the shot. he had more trouble w/ bam tho who can slide his feet and jump w/ zion. the interesting thing is that for as good as he is in the paint he doesn't really dunk the ball -- he's outside the top 30 in the league in total dunks. you see him use the rapidness of his leaping ability to get floaters and other sorta hook shot, post move-y type looks in the paint.

the pels were also w/o ingram and mccollum got hurt in the second half -- the pels played the last like 6-8 mins of the game w/ zion out there w/ herb jones, trey murphy, jordan hawkins & nance, which is a sensible line up on paper: zion + a big + wing role players. but the pelicans literally could not score, i think they scored like 4 points in that stretch before garbage time. the heat were throwing zone at them and have been playing great defense lately in general, idk if those 5 guys have ever played together so i don't want to overstate it, but i do think point zion prob has a lot of strides to make w/ the actual "point" part

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 24 February 2024 17:24 (eight months ago) link

Yah the thing w Zion is he could be the most violent player in the league but he’s really a finesse player at his core

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Saturday, 24 February 2024 20:07 (eight months ago) link

three weeks pass...

That Naji steal and alley 🤌 pic.twitter.com/MVrasSnAoZ

— New Orleans Pelicans (@PelicansNBA) March 20, 2024

Jeff, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 02:06 (seven months ago) link

zion is back baby

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 02:08 (seven months ago) link

why does whichever zeller that is look like a newborn baby

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 02:10 (seven months ago) link

Is our sweet boy really back? I remain skeptical

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 02:33 (seven months ago) link

dont want to jinx anything but he seems back

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 02:34 (seven months ago) link

when i saw that video earlier i truly had to double check the date

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 03:03 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Yeah pretty sure people thought he’d be a menace as a help defender

― infinite wiggles (Spottie), Wednesday, February 21, 2024 9:16 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

eyes emoji

pic.twitter.com/H8D92RNPTK

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) April 8, 2024

I Chet the Holmgren (Spottie), Monday, 8 April 2024 05:17 (seven months ago) link

So proud of him.

Jeff, Monday, 8 April 2024 10:27 (seven months ago) link

Crazy but true: Last night was Zion’s first time making multiple 2-point jumpers outside 10 feet in the same game, per Second Spectrum tracking data.

It’s a shot he works on in practice all the time. Using it more in games will help when teams pack the paint against Pels’ O. pic.twitter.com/c3LmQjfoum

— Andrew Lopez (@_Andrew_Lopez) April 8, 2024

Jeff, Monday, 8 April 2024 15:09 (seven months ago) link

he went off last night mega clutch performance for our guy

lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2024 15:11 (seven months ago) link

both those jumpers theres four defenders in the paint my lord

lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2024 15:12 (seven months ago) link


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