Now the joooooy of my woooorld is in ZIIIIION — thread for Zion Williamson

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nah .670 vs .638

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 23:00 (four years ago) link

zion posting in transition

Zion Williamson is here to save the Pelicans, and along the way, he just might save the low-post game, too. https://t.co/4rLrZo0cgI pic.twitter.com/1qZarE73yn

— Rob Mahoney (@RobMahoney) February 13, 2020

lag∞n, Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:14 (four years ago) link

Cool. Has he been coached to do that or is it hoops instinct?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:22 (four years ago) link

the article credits coaching but theres not any proof of it in there quotes or whatever

lag∞n, Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link

the one time my ex-D2 hooper friend wanted to make a point that I had no chance of guarding him if he played at >75% of his capabilities, he'd just sprint down court, get in the key, seal me off, and I was as helpless as a newborn

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link

I miss PGs who would back down into the post, a la Magic. I guess Giannis does that fairly often huh.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:40 (four years ago) link

westbrook does it a little. chauncey was good at it iirc

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link

oh yep Russ. Chauncey was who came to mind as one of the last to do it. Andre Miller too.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:15 (four years ago) link

gonna just keep upping his career high til he drops 100 hopefully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv53nav7Eao

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Friday, 14 February 2020 04:37 (four years ago) link

He's even less comprehensible in person.
https://i.imgur.com/yQIli9nr.jpg

Fetchboy, Monday, 24 February 2020 04:49 (four years ago) link

his ~10 game highlight reel is already better than most pros full career reel

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 16:29 (four years ago) link

he does something truly astonishing several times a night

k3vin k., Wednesday, 26 February 2020 16:47 (four years ago) link

The Beast of the Bayou.

🎵 'King of Terror' @CLanceEnemySoil pic.twitter.com/K0x3NBe2VE

— Dunk Comp (@dunk_comp) February 26, 2020

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 18:23 (four years ago) link

his rebound over the top of dwight last night got me up out of my seat

Zion flying over Howard for this offensive rebound is SCARY athleticism ... pic.twitter.com/zUbkDpXViy

— Reed (@Reed_nba) February 26, 2020

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 18:25 (four years ago) link

with all due respect what the fuck

Zion caught this like a WR1, then went bully ball 💪 pic.twitter.com/IubA5IbXdv

— ESPN (@espn) March 4, 2020

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:15 (four years ago) link

that's......four guys

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:15 (four years ago) link

utterly absurd

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:19 (four years ago) link

like young shaq and young barkely melded into one

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:19 (four years ago) link

zion goes where he wants to

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:26 (four years ago) link

he's what we were looking for

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 03:08 (four years ago) link

lol wtf

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 5 March 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link

reminds me of
http://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/zion1-4.jpg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 5 March 2020 17:54 (four years ago) link

gravity is a social construct

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2020 17:54 (four years ago) link

a thread for pictures of floating zion is likely not too far in our future

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 5 March 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link

wtf looks like a video game glitch

omar little, Thursday, 5 March 2020 18:10 (four years ago) link

Zion and Doncic facing off, what a wonderful world

omar little, Thursday, 5 March 2020 18:10 (four years ago) link

madness

HAIL MARY TO ZION pic.twitter.com/JhD7QEEuwH

— New Orleans Pelicans (@PelicansNBA) March 8, 2020

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:16 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.nba.com/video/2020/04/27/nba-together-ernie-johnson-joined-zion-williamson
seems like a nice kid who might need a bit more media training

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 1 May 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link

eight months pass...

Remember when we used to be excited about our special boy

run for your lives pic.twitter.com/q8FRtwnmvD

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) January 18, 2021

a nice controlled drift (Spottie), Monday, 18 January 2021 02:53 (three years ago) link

our grand boy's still finding his feet in the nba. or maybe he's aware this is a cursed season that won't count for or against his eventual place.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Monday, 18 January 2021 03:04 (three years ago) link

22-9 55% 20 years old

lag∞n, Monday, 18 January 2021 03:06 (three years ago) link

i'm still excited, except when it comes to watching literally everyone else on the pelicans

call all destroyer, Monday, 18 January 2021 03:08 (three years ago) link

Yah that may be the problem.

a nice controlled drift (Spottie), Monday, 18 January 2021 03:13 (three years ago) link

zion when he not throwing down thunderous dunks is the ultimate makes it look easy guy, catches the ball on the move and is at the rim for a layup, and it just looks like a play anyone couldve made but really its not

hes been the fastest to all the hundreds of points milestones since iverson and everyone is all i wonder if this guy is gonna do anything, hes played 35 games and averaged 20+pts the whole time

lag∞n, Monday, 18 January 2021 03:19 (three years ago) link

Yah he’s basically a rookie

a nice controlled drift (Spottie), Monday, 18 January 2021 03:28 (three years ago) link

i still enjoy watching both zion and new orleans, it's just very hit and miss right now for basketball in general right now

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 January 2021 03:33 (three years ago) link

realized recently zion is like if zach randolph was, impossibly, a ballerina

Clay, Monday, 18 January 2021 03:37 (three years ago) link

ha otm

lag∞n, Monday, 18 January 2021 03:48 (three years ago) link

nine months pass...

Zion getting some work in before the game.

pic.twitter.com/mmhIDaqO9s

— Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) October 31, 2021

...not exactly looking ready yet. we miss ya z

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 31 October 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link

lookin good out there baby!

lag∞n, Sunday, 31 October 2021 18:01 (three years ago) link

looking like an offensive tackle doing pre game drills u_u

J0rdan S., Sunday, 31 October 2021 18:08 (three years ago) link

his body is just insane

mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Sunday, 31 October 2021 18:15 (three years ago) link

god he was so fucking fun to watch, really hope there's more in the tank

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 October 2021 18:32 (three years ago) link

This is making me sad

It's the Final Cluntdiwn (Spottie), Sunday, 31 October 2021 21:19 (three years ago) link

i mean, he isn’t dead lol. he is going to be fun to watch the second he steps back on a court. he just needs to get in shape to be a much better basketball player and to have a long career

J0rdan S., Sunday, 31 October 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

hope there's more in the tank

zion i still a very young man and an incredible athlete. but he's a long way from being in nba game condition.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 31 October 2021 21:35 (three years ago) link

i mean, he isn’t dead lol. he is going to be fun to watch the second he steps back on a court. he just needs to get in shape to be a much better basketball player and to have a long career


Right but he’s slippin the wrong way

It's the Final Cluntdiwn (Spottie), Sunday, 31 October 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link

i mean nothing is written in stone but its def not a great sign

lag∞n, Sunday, 31 October 2021 22:08 (three years ago) link


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