The Last Dance: In Praise of One Lone Gold Hoop Earring

paris knows whats up

For awhile this guy was coming to my open gym who had grown up with Laimbeer. Played little league together. He said he was a good dude, guessed that he adopted the Asshole persona as a coping mechanism for being a target on the court (ie rich white guy) and just went down that rabbit hole.

Laimbeer went to Notre Dame. He's just like every other person I've met that went there.

The only cool thing Bill Laimbeer did in his life was play a Sleestak on Land of the Lost when he was a kid.

Bill Laimbeer and Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All are just like every other person I've met that went there.

is there something bad i don't know about laimbeer's lengthy and championship winning run as a coach in the wnba?

I will be happy to accept my place as a Bill Laimbeer of ILX

fred is the laimbeer of ILX

well really I just mean GO IRISH

>:[

blue & gold to the bone, baby

actually I hate bill laimbeer too, we're not *all* like that

there"s a place called "barnaby"s beef bar" near campus where we discuss who we"re beefin" with. rn i"m beefin" with apostrophes.

beef bar, pizza kitchen

didn't I say once on ilx that I called Barnaby's once to ask what a beef bar is, like, was it a buffet that served beef, and they didn't understand the question, and I kept trying to clarify, and they just couldn't answer

well I pledge to you all not to do that on ilx

actually I hate bill laimbeer too, we're not *all* like that

― Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, May 3, 2020 9:21 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

it’s true, most notre dame athletes are not nearly as successful as laimbeer

fuck

that's a beefy chili or a chilly beef. either way, i've lost my picnic spirit.

actually excited to see new eps tonight!

yeah thank God for this show

actually I hate bill laimbeer too, we're not *all* like that

― Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, May 3, 2020 9:21 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

it’s true, most notre dame athletes are not nearly as successful as laimbeer

― sleight return (voodoo chili), Sunday, May 3, 2020 10:54 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao

the only ND alum i know was the academic dean of the HS i teach at, shes cool

notre dame more like notre lame lol faced

french for "our lame"

more spin than rod strickland

buncha hunchbacks

christian laettner trending in anticipation of dream team ep tonight, cannot wait to watch behind the scenes shootarounds with these guys

only laettner could steal the hatred away from laimbeer

Laettner & Laimbeer join together to form the most evil Voltron in basketball

Please don’t compare Laettner to laimbeer. Laettner was an arrogant guy who didn’t mind people thinking he was gay, which is a cool combo. Laimbeer was a criminal essentially

a criminal champion

agree that laettner didnt deserve the hate except that he did choose to play for duke so he kinda did

he went from college superstar to nba role player and didnt seem to mind

he did start to do some drugs about it

laettner was a #3 draft pick, but he was never good enough to justify going that high. if he had insisted on being paid like an nba star he would have ended up playing somewhere in Europe, because he was only suited to be a role player and the league knew that after two or three seasons of trying to elevate him to a star.

i completely forgot laettner got suspended for weed late in his career
anytime i think of that guy i think of him sticking his tongue out at the crowd and throwing up devil horns; how come i can't readily find a gif of that

I don't like Laetner but he was better than a role player. That 1992 draft class was 2 hall of famers and a handful of regular contributors, including Laetner. Maybe he wouldn't be #3 in a re-do, but he's in the top 5 or 6 in that class. He's just not a player you build a team around.

no yr right he was solid

laettner def hotter

Always assumed that was big reason he was hated

read an interview w him where he didnt come off like he had some big ego or smth he said he always embraced the scrappy side of life

finally watching this. is the story that this footage was just sitting around for 20 years??

how does magic look EXACTLY THE SAME????

99.99999% of people who play basketball aren't good enough to be NBA role players, Laettner wasn't that bad

but EZ otm he was resented for being cocky like a star and drafted 3 but only being a role player

the 30 for 30 on him is good. funny always assumed he was a rich kid but he was working class

also he was drafted by the timberwolves which is a good way to ruin your career

laettner was a great troll. i think there's a lot of ways he could have had a better career. just got unlucky.

timberwolves first round picks being busts is the ultimate nature vs nurture debate

anything is possible

yeah, Laettner might yet surprise us

there was really no way jordan wasnt good enough to make his high school team ever right i mean some coach just hated him or something

I dunno. jordan growing half a foot and growing his game exponentially every offseason is a theme.

at some point his dad mocked him about not knowing how to use a jigsaw, so he grew himself and began dunking.

its doesnt matter hes still good enough to make a high school team

maybe he asked to run more lines at the end of practice to make the team better and everyone hated him