Now the joooooy of my woooorld is in ZIIIIION — thread for Zion Williamson

lookin good out there baby!

looking like an offensive tackle doing pre game drills u_u

his body is just insane

http://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--lLP_zgOH--/t_Preview/b_rgb%3Affffff%2Cc_lpad%2Cf_jpg%2Ch_630%2Cq_90%2Cw_1200/v1560818448/production/designs/5091977_0.jpg

god he was so fucking fun to watch, really hope there's more in the tank

This is making me sad

i mean, he isn’t dead lol. he is going to be fun to watch the second he steps back on a court. he just needs to get in shape to be a much better basketball player and to have a long career

hope there's more in the tank

zion i still a very young man and an incredible athlete. but he's a long way from being in nba game condition.

i mean, he isn’t dead lol. he is going to be fun to watch the second he steps back on a court. he just needs to get in shape to be a much better basketball player and to have a long career

i mean nothing is written in stone but its def not a great sign

Leave bro alone😭 https://t.co/CB7LZPm4yS

— KENNY BEECHAM (@KOT4Q) December 6, 2021

I miss him

350 easy

that pic is shopped fwiw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPxiLf4JGM4

i guess the rumor is he’s about 330.

more to love

maybe his vertical increases as his weight increases and he'll look like even more of a cyborg

is zion actually even alive? has anyone seen him? just a complete mystery... anecdotally at least

Griffin with an update on Zion: pic.twitter.com/5EeZHjExyV

— New Orleans Pelicans (@PelicansNBA) February 10, 2022

what we see antidotally is very good

i agree things are looking good, anecdotally... maybe we'll get new news in a week, maybe two, maybe three!

zion is real trajan has met him antidotally and hes my friend

David Griffin, Executive VP of Basketball Anecdotes

CJ McCollum to the TNT crew re: Zion communications:

"I haven't had conversations w/ him directly. I've spoken with some people close to him & look forward to sitting down with him sooner than later. I know about as much as you do right now but I'm gonna get to the bottom of it"

— Mason Ginsberg (@MasonGinsberg) February 20, 2022

zion is out fighting crime somewhere

anecdotally, CJ has really enjoyed being zion’s teammate

lol oh no

Not sure Zion is gonna love the float they made for him at Mardi Gras @BarstoolNOLA
pic.twitter.com/XhFcajbfqn

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) February 26, 2022

really good fanbase theyve got

Well, when he was drafted everyone was predicting that Zion was gonna be HUGE!!

i wonder if he texted cj yet

Pelicans say Zion Williamson's foot is showing improved bone healing. He will now progress to full weight-bearing exercises and basketball activities.

— Andrew Lopez (@_Andrew_Lopez) March 2, 2022

Finally!! Basketball activities!!

bearing weight

love to heal my bones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31tRvMlNMDw

TS: Zion's feet vs. Bill Walton's feet

apparenlty he's alive

My girls mom sent her this picture to show her the dogs, not even realizing that’s Zion 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/7X7peb5Dox

— Eric Ray (@EricRayweather) March 6, 2022

lol

that man's ass is thicker than the head of a mastiff as proven by science

hes back and all smiles

Zion Williamson is back with the Pelicans and all smiles 😁

(via @PelicansNBA) pic.twitter.com/nb9ExfuaTT

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) March 11, 2022

he has returned to knock the lakers out of the play in

love to see it

that first one is very “hey! so great to see you! remind me what your name is…?”

man

Zion Williamson is not expected to return to play this season, but he is making progress toward on-court work.

Sources tell @ShamsCharania: https://t.co/SXVmv7tzI1 pic.twitter.com/BZOxE5u9qu

— The Athletic (@TheAthletic) March 21, 2022

veering dangerously close to This Facial Expression

speaking of missing whole seasons, i had forgotten that ben simmons missed his first season after being drafted with the same fracture that zion has now

He’s so big there’s no way he can play until he loses like 20 lbs at least

Pelicans: Zion we can’t clear you to play

Zion: 😎 pic.twitter.com/TgD567ixXf

— Dr. Evan Jeffries, DPT (@GameInjuryDoc) April 25, 2022

Zion Williamson's new contract extension will require his weight and body fat percentage to add up to less than 295, per @cclark_13

Failure to meet this could reduce his guaranteed money. pic.twitter.com/vjCaqNQ33t

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) July 28, 2022

https://www.gq.com/story/zion-williamson-naruto-profile

Now I'm thinking of Zion writing a death note in midair just before he posterizes someone.