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xp to tatum's video, lmao that's amazing. i mean it's a silly nickname and self-applied nicknames are almost always by definition silly. but that is also a prime example of the high comedy genre of a pro athlete, after expending more energy in a few hours than i probably expend in a few days, being asked to opine about the most random shit that they have no opinion about. <long pause> "grant played great tonight"

jaylen not really into superhero stuff more of a crime youtubes guy

lol "i might give him a Frank Lucas"

update

Find literally anything in life that makes you as happy as Grant Williams when Al Horford called him "Batman" on the NBC Sports Boston broadcast. pic.twitter.com/JyExbcGQ9w

— Tom Westerholm (@Tom_NBA) March 22, 2022

“Batman!? Batman.” pic.twitter.com/TWmDi8LiMV

— Chris Forsberg (@ChrisForsberg_) March 22, 2022

kind of lol but mostly awww

figured he just saw the movie recently, i missed that he is batman because he "stopped the joker" and now I have much respect and he is the batman

v good

pic.twitter.com/oFrFDrdPz1

— Robert E. (@iloveRachel772) March 24, 2022

how do we feel about the 'too small' taunt in general?

teensiest bit overplayed

but TCU guy doing it to seven footer christian koloko was a thing of beauty

haha yah that was good. durants version of it the other night to fournier was extra mean lol

Kevin Durant told Evan Fournier he's 'too tiny' after this play 😬🤏

🎥 @NBATV pic.twitter.com/elsVjoWfId

— BasketNews.com (@BasketNews_com) March 14, 2022

how do we feel about the 'too small' taunt in general?

― jammin on the dud (Spottie), Thursday, March 24, 2022 1:31 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

from Lowes ten things article this morning:

10. Is "too little" jumping the shark?

I enjoy the classic "too little" taunt, executed by straightening one arm as low as it goes and flattening your hand, palm down -- as if you are shoving something to the floor, or patting a child on the head. (Remember when Pau Gasol petted Chris Paul's head? It did not go over well.)

Kevin Durant pinching his thumb and index finger together to metaphorically shrink Evan Fournier was a nice and very mean twist.

I like the scathing directness of the "rock the baby" taunt popularized by Russell Westbrook. There are stakes to it. Post that guy again and bonk one off the glass, and it's kind of embarrassing for you.

But everyone is doing this now, and I worry it's losing some bite. Guys are miming "too little" when there is almost no size advantage, or when the mismatch is so overwhelming it isn't close to a fair fight. LeBron hit Ish Smith with the "too little" last weekend. LeBron has nine inches and god knows how much weight on Smith; we already knew Smith was too little, and I'm not sure overpowering him is worth the boast.

funniest player ever pic.twitter.com/Qgg7zYSlsj

— Steph (@stephxghost) March 26, 2022

Me and my cousin Tia coding this in 03 https://t.co/3Psdd6yTBT pic.twitter.com/lD43UUjzCH

— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) March 30, 2022

kd is still the nba twitter goat

a true poster

lol at very athletic, accurate

LOOKIN 4 A YOUNGIN TO CHILL WIT

If only every announcer did this lol

pic.twitter.com/UBADxQ6KZ5

— Ben Cary (@Ben_Cary_) March 30, 2022

lmao nice

very incongruous facial hair btw

that was my first thought as well lol.

Draymond Green to Jae Crowder:

"You choked twice!"
"If you wanna go there, we can go there. You from Buckhead. You from a nice neighborhood. You not like that!" pic.twitter.com/2L20OfmqGv

— Ballislife.com (@Ballislife) March 31, 2022

last nights game was so good. drays back. some quality chirping between those two and cp/poole. both teams wanted it.

Mark Cuban's classic April Fools' Day prank at a Mavs game deserves a Hall of Fame spot. 😂 pic.twitter.com/1n3uVAZe9Z

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) April 1, 2022

hahha

Joe Ingles only has one liked tweet ever. It’s magnificent. pic.twitter.com/gWOmOJB8CC

— Mike Richman (@mikegrich) April 1, 2022

haa

Poku gets Chris Paul on the rip through. pic.twitter.com/ww9Wpyds6V

— Mike Vigil (@protectedpick) April 3, 2022

Lebron said he watched the Godfather trilogy 6 times in 2016, and someone asked him about it. pic.twitter.com/wSyIle8nS7 https://t.co/efxnGSjo9b

— ً (@yngthw) April 4, 2022

haha lebron is so bad at lying

the fact that he responded as if it were just a normal post game question shows how stupid the questions he normally gets are.

The Godfather is a movie of contrasts.

making an offer he cant refuse things of that nature

another one

Lebron is reading ‘The Autobiography of Malcolm X’ - I asked him for his biggest takeaway from the book. pic.twitter.com/s2OzUww3XD

— Taylor Rooks (@TaylorRooks) August 21, 2020

hes one of the greatest athletes to ever live but who among us doesnt also want to be known as a man of letters

thinking about that thing from a couple years ago where lebron was breaking down every dribble and pass from crunch time of a game a few years prior and schooling some reporter on it and here he's like "it's an interesting book that's for sure"

and i think i have officially gone too far https://t.co/LJnbCiyEuw pic.twitter.com/jWdOYm0GhW

— J. Kyle Mann (@jkylemann) January 15, 2021

ha that is a Room 237-esque theory

yelling aye when attempting to draw a foul is getting epidemic marcus smart does it all the time and some other celtics have started too, his sounds lil different than drays more like a word where drays is a grunt also he does it on offense

yeah but what key does he yell it in, and how does that correspond with the music playing at the restaurant the ref went to for dinner that night

Max Strus DROPPED LaMelo 😳 pic.twitter.com/ObnvX32HkG

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) April 6, 2022

lol that was barely a jab step, lamelo just was way off-center with his balance

yeah in the slo-mo angle it's clear he planted all wrong

^ yup. that was just the usual hype machine doin' its thang

lollll pic.twitter.com/6kXYI46hgi

— desiree (@daylightpress) April 15, 2022

Tyler Herro dribbling to the beat of Seven Nation Army >>>>>>>> pic.twitter.com/Le02GkG6fA

— jeremy taché (@jeremytache) April 17, 2022

Bro. We went to Neyow's last night. This NBA painting has us dying. Look at the faces. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/K1zRygCyJF

— Wii-Yum (@MrGee54) April 18, 2022