lolllll fuck rudolph gogurt
― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 12 December 2022 18:54 (one year ago) link
what a loser
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 December 2022 19:03 (one year ago) link
entire league hates rudy but zion is one of the only players w/ the game to put that into action on the court
― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 December 2022 19:04 (one year ago) link
at least in the regular season anyway...
lol was gonna say..
― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Monday, 12 December 2022 19:08 (one year ago) link
OH MY WORD ZION IS DIFFERENT!!!😱@PelicansNBA | #Pelicans |📺:BSNO pic.twitter.com/mAnMviwC5m— Bally Sports New Orleans (@BallySportsNO) December 18, 2022
― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Sunday, 18 December 2022 03:31 (one year ago) link
Rocking that rim like only shaq could
― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Sunday, 18 December 2022 06:02 (one year ago) link
ZION WILLIAMSON RISE UP 😱pic.twitter.com/0FCSZeURtA— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) December 29, 2022
excuse me coming through haha
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 02:09 (one year ago) link
zion is a living myth 😳 pic.twitter.com/YVIT6N176X— Dan Favale (@danfavale) December 29, 2022
― Jeff, Thursday, 29 December 2022 02:38 (one year ago) link
zion loves to dunk on rudy its his favorite
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 02:47 (one year ago) link
He spent the entire end of that game just going after Rudy again and again. It was beautiful.
― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Thursday, 29 December 2022 03:55 (one year ago) link
how does this guy play 34 mins and end a game with 3 rebounds lol. nice game tho
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 December 2022 13:33 (one year ago) link
wow rudy gobert fanclub mad
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 14:03 (one year ago) link
ZION WITH A CAREER HIGH 43 POINTS 🔥 pic.twitter.com/nYH5azYZ7o— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) December 29, 2022
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link
im sure he doesnt have the energy for it but just zion driving on every play is a pretty good offense the other team would foul out and get physically destroyed, mb do it in the 4th quarter
― lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 15:37 (one year ago) link
27 drives for Zion last night and 31 points scored off of them! pic.twitter.com/o1Og8RKfJT— Shamit Dua (@FearTheBrown) December 29, 2022
― Jeff, Thursday, 29 December 2022 15:48 (one year ago) link
more missed games than AD, Kawhi, PG and Kyrie in that span pic.twitter.com/TuHvK7YKqB— nbaayy (@nbaayy) February 13, 2023
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Monday, 13 February 2023 18:44 (one year ago) link
extremely sad
― k3vin k., Monday, 13 February 2023 23:23 (one year ago) link
He's gonna be a daddy! Congratulations to Zion Williamson!!
― frogbs, Thursday, 8 June 2023 18:08 (one year ago) link
haha yeah he uhhh has a lot going on in his personal life
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 June 2023 18:10 (one year ago) link
this is so funny
― k3vin k., Thursday, 8 June 2023 18:51 (one year ago) link
if I were preternaturally athletic and very rich I would definitely be a locker room cancer but I’d be taking the zion/harden approach rather than the ja one
― k3vin k., Thursday, 8 June 2023 19:51 (one year ago) link
theres really no reason not to
― lag∞n, Thursday, 8 June 2023 20:33 (one year ago) link
the tweets about how she was motivating him to stay in shape are in perfect balance on the lol/sad axis
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 June 2023 20:56 (one year ago) link
lmao
― Spottie, Thursday, 8 June 2023 21:15 (one year ago) link
Guns and Buns: A South Carolina Addiction Story pic.twitter.com/bjQBidVwci— Hoops (@HoopMixOnly) June 7, 2023
― k3vin k., Friday, 9 June 2023 12:22 (one year ago) link
as always, I recommend the bomani jones podcast from today
― k3vin k., Friday, 9 June 2023 12:30 (one year ago) link
Our special boy
that was certainly a sequence. pic.twitter.com/BVojkQtjke— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) October 26, 2023
― infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 26 October 2023 06:44 (eleven months ago) link
He did have some trouble with JJJ, but OK for opening night. Funny 23/7/3 on 9/17 is a mediocre night for him. Matt Ryan saved the day.
― Jeff, Thursday, 26 October 2023 10:43 (eleven months ago) link
maybe the Wemby stuff will light a fire under him. can't feel good to lose the title of "everyone's favorite big boy"
― frogbs, Thursday, 26 October 2023 13:56 (eleven months ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F9VCfb0XAAApxFO?format=jpg&name=medium
― Jeff, Thursday, 26 October 2023 14:14 (eleven months ago) link
our boy does not seem to have the right mindset for nba greatness.
Zion Williamson doesn't look too happy: "I'm trying my best to buy in right now." pic.twitter.com/uyzuDRAe8M— HoopsHype (@hoopshype) November 13, 2023
― infinite wiggles (Spottie), Monday, 13 November 2023 23:12 (ten months ago) link
probably not but he’s also playing for a franchise that seems hell bent on never putting the right team around its no 1 overall picks
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 November 2023 23:13 (ten months ago) link
wonder what hes mad about ive watched some pelicans this year and when he was in they were running a very zion based offense
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 November 2023 23:34 (ten months ago) link
hes getting just as many shots as last year but hitting them at 50% instead of 60
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 November 2023 23:41 (ten months ago) link
he and BI dont seem like a good fit.
― infinite wiggles (Spottie), Monday, 13 November 2023 23:44 (ten months ago) link
idk bi is a pretty all purpose kind of player
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 November 2023 23:49 (ten months ago) link
why's he breathing like that when he's just sitting there
― Clay, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:25 (ten months ago) link
hes mad!
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:26 (ten months ago) link
idk i had serious lung problems for years and that trips my "dude see a pulmonologist" wires but when you're a hammer etc
― Clay, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:28 (ten months ago) link
one would think with all the medical professionals looking at that guy all the time theyd catch anything major but also maybe not
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:36 (ten months ago) link
i think hes a lost cause. 23 and already on the decline in every way
Pelicans "have repeatedly stressed to [Zion] Williamson that his diet and conditioning need to improve," but the former No. 1 pick "doesn't listen," per @cclark_13 of The Times-Picayune pic.twitter.com/sl4logTLz4— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) December 8, 2023
― infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 8 December 2023 20:25 (nine months ago) link
weird shit
― lag∞n, Friday, 8 December 2023 21:09 (nine months ago) link
he looks idk about ~75 lbs heavier than his duke days
― infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 8 December 2023 21:12 (nine months ago) link
the dawg in him got overfed
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 8 December 2023 21:14 (nine months ago) link
Watching Zion in person was a different experience than watching Haliburton. Zion will get 30 in a game next week and people will say he’s fine but he isn’t. The bet that he’ll figure it out seems like the wrong side now. Tonight was brutal.— Russillo (@ryenarussillo) December 8, 2023
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 December 2023 21:57 (nine months ago) link
many clips of him during the game standing around or just barely moving
― infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 8 December 2023 22:14 (nine months ago) link
there is also the quote from after the game where he said he was “too laid back” or something
― call all destroyer, Friday, 8 December 2023 23:52 (nine months ago) link
saw a thing that said zion is back, guess he played himself into shape
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 February 2024 02:13 (seven months ago) link
Eye test says that’s not true
― infinite wiggles (Spottie), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 02:27 (seven months ago) link