Now the joooooy of my woooorld is in ZIIIIION — thread for Zion Williamson

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He spent the entire end of that game just going after Rudy again and again. It was beautiful.

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Thursday, 29 December 2022 03:55 (one year ago) link

how does this guy play 34 mins and end a game with 3 rebounds lol. nice game tho

J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 December 2022 13:33 (one year ago) link

wow rudy gobert fanclub mad

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 14:03 (one year ago) link

ZION WITH A CAREER HIGH 43 POINTS 🔥 pic.twitter.com/nYH5azYZ7o

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) December 29, 2022

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 14:20 (one year ago) link

im sure he doesnt have the energy for it but just zion driving on every play is a pretty good offense the other team would foul out and get physically destroyed, mb do it in the 4th quarter

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 15:37 (one year ago) link

27 drives for Zion last night and 31 points scored off of them! pic.twitter.com/o1Og8RKfJT

— Shamit Dua (@FearTheBrown) December 29, 2022

Jeff, Thursday, 29 December 2022 15:48 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

more missed games than AD, Kawhi, PG and Kyrie in that span pic.twitter.com/TuHvK7YKqB

— nbaayy (@nbaayy) February 13, 2023

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Monday, 13 February 2023 18:44 (one year ago) link

extremely sad

k3vin k., Monday, 13 February 2023 23:23 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

He's gonna be a daddy! Congratulations to Zion Williamson!!

frogbs, Thursday, 8 June 2023 18:08 (one year ago) link

haha yeah he uhhh has a lot going on in his personal life

this is so funny

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 June 2023 18:51 (one year ago) link

if I were preternaturally athletic and very rich I would definitely be a locker room cancer but I’d be taking the zion/harden approach rather than the ja one

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 June 2023 19:51 (one year ago) link

theres really no reason not to

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 June 2023 20:33 (one year ago) link

the tweets about how she was motivating him to stay in shape are in perfect balance on the lol/sad axis

call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 June 2023 20:56 (one year ago) link

lmao

Spottie, Thursday, 8 June 2023 21:15 (one year ago) link

Guns and Buns: A South Carolina Addiction Story pic.twitter.com/bjQBidVwci

— Hoops (@HoopMixOnly) June 7, 2023

k3vin k., Friday, 9 June 2023 12:22 (one year ago) link

as always, I recommend the bomani jones podcast from today

k3vin k., Friday, 9 June 2023 12:30 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

Our special boy

that was certainly a sequence. pic.twitter.com/BVojkQtjke

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) October 26, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 26 October 2023 06:44 (one year ago) link

He did have some trouble with JJJ, but OK for opening night. Funny 23/7/3 on 9/17 is a mediocre night for him. Matt Ryan saved the day.

Jeff, Thursday, 26 October 2023 10:43 (one year ago) link

maybe the Wemby stuff will light a fire under him. can't feel good to lose the title of "everyone's favorite big boy"

frogbs, Thursday, 26 October 2023 13:56 (one year ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F9VCfb0XAAApxFO?format=jpg&name=medium

Jeff, Thursday, 26 October 2023 14:14 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

our boy does not seem to have the right mindset for nba greatness.

Zion Williamson doesn't look too happy: "I'm trying my best to buy in right now." pic.twitter.com/uyzuDRAe8M

— HoopsHype (@hoopshype) November 13, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Monday, 13 November 2023 23:12 (one year ago) link

probably not but he’s also playing for a franchise that seems hell bent on never putting the right team around its no 1 overall picks

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 November 2023 23:13 (one year ago) link

wonder what hes mad about ive watched some pelicans this year and when he was in they were running a very zion based offense

lag∞n, Monday, 13 November 2023 23:34 (one year ago) link

hes getting just as many shots as last year but hitting them at 50% instead of 60

lag∞n, Monday, 13 November 2023 23:41 (one year ago) link

he and BI dont seem like a good fit.

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Monday, 13 November 2023 23:44 (one year ago) link

idk bi is a pretty all purpose kind of player

lag∞n, Monday, 13 November 2023 23:49 (one year ago) link

why's he breathing like that when he's just sitting there

Clay, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:25 (one year ago) link

hes mad!

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:26 (one year ago) link

idk i had serious lung problems for years and that trips my "dude see a pulmonologist" wires but when you're a hammer etc

Clay, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:28 (one year ago) link

one would think with all the medical professionals looking at that guy all the time theyd catch anything major but also maybe not

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:36 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

i think hes a lost cause. 23 and already on the decline in every way

Pelicans "have repeatedly stressed to [Zion] Williamson that his diet and conditioning need to improve," but the former No. 1 pick "doesn't listen," per @cclark_13 of The Times-Picayune pic.twitter.com/sl4logTLz4

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) December 8, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 8 December 2023 20:25 (eleven months ago) link

weird shit

lag∞n, Friday, 8 December 2023 21:09 (eleven months ago) link

he looks idk about ~75 lbs heavier than his duke days

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 8 December 2023 21:12 (eleven months ago) link

the dawg in him got overfed

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 8 December 2023 21:14 (eleven months ago) link

Watching Zion in person was a different experience than watching Haliburton. Zion will get 30 in a game next week and people will say he’s fine but he isn’t. The bet that he’ll figure it out seems like the wrong side now. Tonight was brutal.

— Russillo (@ryenarussillo) December 8, 2023



simmons & wos were also saying on bill’s new podcast that zion was noticeably out of breath at the first time out

a lot of ppl are talking about this today so it must seem like it’s near crisis level

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 December 2023 21:57 (eleven months ago) link

many clips of him during the game standing around or just barely moving

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 8 December 2023 22:14 (eleven months ago) link

there is also the quote from after the game where he said he was “too laid back” or something

call all destroyer, Friday, 8 December 2023 23:52 (eleven months ago) link

two months pass...

saw a thing that said zion is back, guess he played himself into shape

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 February 2024 02:13 (eight months ago) link

Eye test says that’s not true

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 02:27 (eight months ago) link

yeah still doesnt seem like he has that old pop but he is playing well, pelicans are running the point zion offense again which might have something to do with it, because thats a good offense

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 February 2024 02:29 (eight months ago) link

Still waiting for him to become an elite defensive player. When does that happen?

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 03:39 (eight months ago) link

i dont think that was ever the plan

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 February 2024 03:54 (eight months ago) link

I went looking for receipts and found an opinion of mine so wrong I'm shook.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 22 February 2024 00:33 (eight months ago) link

link?

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2024 00:35 (eight months ago) link

i think he was expected to make insane wow splash plays on defense, blocks where he comes from out of nowhere and skies above the backboard and shit. which he did regularly at duke and has not done basically at all in the NBA. but i’m not sure ppl saw him as like a potential elite lockdown defender tho i could be misremembering

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 February 2024 01:10 (eight months ago) link

i'm sure there was some wishful thinking about his defense at the time given his ceiling as an athlete, but his body type is not one of a plus defender

call all destroyer, Thursday, 22 February 2024 02:05 (eight months ago) link

I went looking for receipts and found an opinion of mine so wrong I'm shook.

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, February 21, 2024 7:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

link?

― lag∞n, Wednesday, February 21, 2024 7:35 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I might have said Simmons > Embiid. Dark times.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 22 February 2024 02:25 (eight months ago) link

(hundreds of thousands of years hence, faint tremors of PBKR's opinion arrive at an advanced civilization on a far off planet sparking a global wave of madness, riots, and rapid social disintegration)

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 22 February 2024 02:30 (eight months ago) link

lol oh no

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2024 02:42 (eight months ago) link


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