CELTICS 2010

thing is its hard to put something together without including gallo and if you do youd rather it be for a actual good player since its kinda shitty to unload an injured free agent who took a discount to sign with you

here you go:

The Milwaukee Bucks and center Serge Ibaka have mutually agreed to find the 14-year NBA veteran a new home via trade as he remains away from the team, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) January 20, 2023

surely he must be so cooked

celts can just stockpile big cooked dudes who will never play

blake and ibaka would be good for the vibes at least they could make some behind the scenes prank videos or something

forgot you had blake lol is he done where was he last night? weird career, hes only 33 and has been cooked for three years

hes so done just hopeless he plays drop d is such a way thats he backs up until hes out of bounds and the other team has dunked

It took almost 2hrs to get to the game yesterday I live 15 minutes away Boston traffic was so bad I’m still traumatized and felt the need to tweet this lol

— Jaylen Brown (@FCHWPO) January 20, 2023

haa

so that’s why

explains a lot tbh

where does jaylen live smh the T goes right to the arena

“Rob hyperextended his knee,” Mazzulla said. “It’s nothing serious, just obviously taking precaution. He felt good coming off the court. Smart, obviously you saw, sprained his ankle. X-Rays were negative, it’s just a matter of how he’s able to cope with it day-to-day.”

sounds like nbd

conspiracy

Jayson Tatum last week:
42.5 PPG (48.0/44.0/100.0)
14.0 RPG, 5.5 APG, 1.5 SPGhttps://t.co/x5ClrUrxz5

— Taylor Snow (@taylorcsnow) January 23, 2023

Joe Mazzulla was asked Danilo Gallinari wanting to return from a torn ACL before the end of the season:

"I saw him jogging on the treadmill and I was like, 'I haven't seen you run much faster than that in a game.' So I thought he was playing tonight."

— Jared Weiss (@JaredWeissNBA) January 23, 2023

lol

roasted

sam hauser is shook!

nice run by the celtics there

celtics just cannot beat the magic theyre too good

unsolvable team

5-0 vs the celts and warriors lol

"Talks intensifying" will always be the 🐐 but "reportedly undecided" has tremendous upside https://t.co/dJYNpfqbJu

— Ryan Bernardoni (@dangercart) January 24, 2023

joe feeling himself

Joe Mazzulla just walked past Marcus Smart in the locker room, did a full somersault in front of him, turned and said ‘you can’t do that.” Then walked out.

— Adam Himmelsbach (@AdamHimmelsbach) January 24, 2023

Asked Smart if this was some kind of inside joke. He said he had no idea where it came from and what it was about lol. "We need to stop giving him sugar."

— Adam Himmelsbach (@AdamHimmelsbach) January 24, 2023

this is not a good basketball game

fuck the whole state of florida.

I’ve deleted multiple tweets in the past 15 minutes. I kept giving myself A TIMEOUT.

— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) January 25, 2023

oh wait is that a thinly veiled reference to mazzulla coaching strategy if so ignore i thought he just meant that it was the kinda game where you wanna murder your own team

lol idk what hes talking about but i respect his struggle

seems silly to get too exited about a game where youre missing 4 of yr guys tho

yeah it's a january game where a bunch of guys aren't playing, it's annoying but who cares

the Celtics beat writers at The Athletic have simply ignored the existence of the last two games, correctly

go big or go home

https://i.imgur.com/o20TM8l.png

i like it more than poeltl bc it doesn't mess with the chemistry as much but would charlotte do it? depends if they like mcdaniels, and if they think they can get a better offer for plumdog

it seems fair both guys are expiring but charlotte isnt known for making many trades

white gets so many blocks on the break its crazy

I’m single what’s up

— Paul Pierce (@paulpierce34) January 28, 2023

come get your man

jfc

lets go baby

"It's about this year... muscle up and let's go get the job done"

Wyc Grousbeck shares his message to Brad Stevens ahead of the NBA trade deadline pic.twitter.com/1qyO7jq6rR

— Celtics on NBC Sports Boston (@NBCSCeltics) January 29, 2023

"Wyc"

our friend wyc (pronounced wick)

i know it's funny but it's not his fault his parents named him wycliffe, he's just doing his best to work with that

Marcus Smart kicking back eating his Marcus Smart cereal lol pic.twitter.com/B4H1t2U1vy

— Adam Himmelsbach (@AdamHimmelsbach) February 1, 2023

up 23 on the nets in the 1st quarter

26

29

30

JAYLEN BROWN. pic.twitter.com/htn2bLTbVt

— Celtics Br (@CelticsBrr) February 2, 2023

31

and the 1st ends with the celtics up by 30, this has been your 1st quarter celtics lead watch