stashing assets for the 2023 nba offseason

i mean lamelo…

wemby to bise

the scream i just scrommed

RIGGED!

tillman fertita fucked over gotta love it

miller to the hornets is fine i won't have to think about him ever

RIGGED!

― k3vin k., Tuesday, May 16, 2023 8:29 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

he can learn from the likes of miles bridges

well best case for portland they trade dame for a cache of whatever and "Reboot with Scoot" ((c) clay 2023)

Congrats m bise, and congrats wemby for going to by far the most solid org in the top 6 (with all due respect to portland)

woj saying “the spurs just built a new 500 million practice facility…almost like they planned this out”

*windhorst voice* now why would he say that?

the scream i just scrommed

― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Tuesday, May 16, 2023 5:29 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

bise r u Peter J. Holt?

Spurs owner Peter J. Holt was HYPED after his team landed the first overall pick and the right to draft Victor Wembanyama 🔥 pic.twitter.com/d2iiMInfjh

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) May 17, 2023

lol xp

(with all due respect to portland)

portland is presently not a top 25 nba org

xp scoot it and boot it

*many xps

I mean I will buy that some players might be more genetically predisposed to injury than others to a degree, but by far the biggest cause of injury is random bad luck, your foot comes down funny, you get tangled up with another player, etc.

The concern with these 7-footers isn't so much genetics, but instead the simple geometry/math of their height works against them: your weight increases at far faster rate the taller you get, so the amount of stress being put on the legs/feet of someone doing NBA things is probably going to limit their longevity.

Mavericks bet it all on the biggest headcase in the league, miss the playoffs, get to keep a draft pick who will wash out before his rookie contract is over

lol

Just finished talking to Spurs GM Brian Wright and chairman Peter John Holt. Hilariously noncommittal about whom they might take at 1.

— John Hollinger (@johnhollinger) May 17, 2023

xps Clay ya I was being kind, I have respect for the org and the history and dame but they’re not exactly killing it these days

I didn't know Howard Dean owned SAS,

Congrats, m bison, may your process be short and fruitful.

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/37672129/milwaukee-bucks-interview-houston-kelvin-sampson-head-coaching-job

jesus fuck

Rudy Gobert has emerged from a 64-hour darkness retreat.

"One of the most powerful experiences I've had in this lifetime," he said on IG. pic.twitter.com/y9gxknlu5z

— Canis Hoopus (@canishoopus) May 19, 2023

are he and aaron rodgers friends?

Sixers’ James Harden expected to reunite with Rockets in free agency, sources say https://t.co/NFOB9pyxmc via @phillyinquirer

— Keith Pompey (@PompeyOnSixers) May 19, 2023

harden really misses that night life

it’s funny that a star player leaving a contender for one of the worst teams in the NBA should be completely inexplicable except we all have watched james harden in the playoffs enough times that we’re just like, yeah this makes a lot of sense actually

he does not care about winning.

honestly I respect it

that man looked at his work-life balance and chose life

our only relatable superstar

he kinda is isn’t he

If I had that kind of world class talent and money I would be the messiest bitch showing up in the weirdest pre-game clothes, who am I kidding.

Summer bod watch starts now

Luka Doncic has hired a nutritionist in Slovenia, per @NickVanExit

League ain’t ready for in shape Luka 🥶#MFFL pic.twitter.com/cL51Iblh9X

— MFFL NATION (@NationMffl) May 19, 2023

is that picture real…

are he and aaron rodgers friends?

both rogan pals iirc

they should all retreat into the darkness, forever

what if the darkness... is inside them

Could that be the same Luka pic from last offseason?

fat Luka is downright adorable

Could that be the same Luka pic from last offseason?

― Cashews Everything Around Me (Leee), Friday, May 19, 2023 10:27 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ya it is

Yes it’s a pic from last season I was more focused on the headline. He came into this last season in good shape but seemed to get more out of shape as the season went on

eating that texas food

Harden going back to Texas to sabotage Luka's diet.

big times in texas, spurs getting wemby, mavs getting ripped luka, rockets getting 34 year old permanent loser james harden

i love eating that food

look the only ppl who arent fat in tx are the ones who hate themselves or have crazy high metabolism

on topic: spurs are apparently still looking at/interviewing amen thompson and cason wallace. good chance they try and package some of their picks to get a second 1st rounder to pair with wembanyama.

They're apparently gonna bring Timmy Duncan back in to mentor Wemby, too

never heard of 'im