(1) denver nuggets (8) miami heat 2023 nba finals ft the joker and mommy butler

"blood cleanses the soul" - Jeff Van Gundy

nba broadcasts could use more of that old time religion imo

tony brothers is very much in the house

(lebron james kid voice) nikola jokic

murray has to make quicker decisions against these traps

this is an insane christian braun game

I’m floating

he's been awesome, wow

it's wild the instant people start to take Miami seriously they turn back into the 8 seed with the NBA's worst rated offense

but yeah I love this Christian Braun shit one of the coolest NBA things is when some random bench dude comes in for 5 minutes in a playoff game and just totally fucks shit up. Bobby Portis did that a lot during the Bucks title run.

this talking dog movie is bullshit by the way. the instant I see this trailer I think "I know I'm gonna have to see this with my daughter". and then it turns out to be Rated R? are adults gonna come to the movie theater and say "uh yeah 2 tickets for the dog movie"?

hahah i had not noticed it's rated r, that seems very ill-conceived even in an era when adults love to consume children's entertainment

OK Mark Jackson with a real lol there.

are tons of parents not going to accidentally take their children to an r-rated talking dog movie where the dogs say all the cusses

Arf arf!! I've got fleas!! On my motherfucking hog!! Arf!!!!

hahaha

lol frogbs

The Denver superstars were too much for the Heat tonight. Both Jokic and Murray had dominate performances and put up triple doubles. First Jamal Murray with 34 points, 10 rebounds, and 10 assists followed by Jokic with 32 points, 21 rebounds, and 10 assists.

— Earvin Magic Johnson (@MagicJohnson) June 8, 2023

otm

it's like magic

dominate performances

den outrebounding by 25 is pretty dominate tis tru

theyre big

First Jamal Murray, followed by Jokic. Then comes baby in the baby carriage.

its weird as soon as there's any serious talk about Miami actually having a shot at the title they instantly revert back into who we thought they were

idk theyre only down by one game they just have to recapture the all time 3pt% advantage they had vs bucks and celtics

well right there is just no sense of momentum or narrative with this team, my prediction is they get their ass kicked in Game 4 by like 30+ points and then win 3 really crazy/stupid games in a row

eh i still think the most likely outcome is that they fold like a low seed whose luck ran out

it's no fun to predict the most likely outcome though, besides these playoffs have really been total vindication for the "I just got a feeling" crowd. like imagine saying prior to the All Star Break that the Lakers would make the WCF and it wouldn't even be the craziest run of the playoffs. every weird thing is happening this year. it's like the season finale of the NBA. I don't really care which team wins it I just want more of that insane Boston/Miami Game 6 shit

What a sequence from Christian Braun. pic.twitter.com/Gn1CBdjAV7

— Steve Jones Jr. (@stevejones20) June 8, 2023

duncan robinson's stumbling chase so disturbing

the thing about the heat is that they’re just so clearly the superiorly coached team that you can’t count them out in a short series. denver has the massive talent advantage and so far that’s been enough

it's like the season finale of the NBA

unless you meant series finale

they should take a year off after this one and reboot with 2 new main characters (teams)

first glimpse of real jimmy so far perhaps…

if there were a stat for referee plus minus the heat would be about +50 through 13 quarters, yet are -22 overall

btw i stopped in a bar near my office to catch the first quarter of game 3 and there were some ex-military guys there i guess? and they stood up to salute during the national anthem? this seems like real sicko behavior

robinson has been so much better than strus

why am I the only one who understands how bad jeff green is

This YouTubeTV ad is using one of those electronic Raymond Scott tunes, props to them

Lmao Joker sinking it from Steph Curry range

the heat getting beat on back cuts is not pleasing to me

No Dray no techs cmon

my gf has been calling spo “the deacon” due to his outfits

heat keep getting it to 5, nuggets keep pushing it back to 7

yo Hosono song in that Nike ad?

btw i stopped in a bar near my office to catch the first quarter of game 3 and there were some ex-military guys there i guess? and they stood up to salute during the national anthem? this seems like real sicko behavior

― Clay, Friday, June 9, 2023 9:08 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

obvs a country wrong track indicator and not even the official prescribed behavior saluting is something you do in uniform

btw what if denver wins this series without mpj hitting a shot

it’s stressing me out but it might happen