2023 nba draft thread: starring victor, scoot... and more!

gonna be embarrassing for the rockets if they got the evil one

they seem like super serious kids, hopefully they’re nice and low maintenance

they do both have good vibes

anthony black in orlando...suggs gotta be looking over his shoulder

orlando will have so much size at so many positions between black, banchero, and wagner

interesting pick, could be good playing off paolo doing passing and defense

i've reached a certain age because some of these kids (anthony black) look like middle schoolers to me

what a wonderful capstone to the MJ era

The reaction at Pinhouse when the Hornets picked Miller pic.twitter.com/pauFZAsSXO

— The Crown Club 👑 (@CrownClubCLT) June 23, 2023

orlando has a bunch of guys i like now hope they coalesce into something

this home schooling sports dad shit is so dire

― lag∞n, Thursday, June 22, 2023 8:41 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i know i could really lose the parent interviews

― call all destroyer, Thursday, June 22, 2023 8:41 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol they just said theres a more basketball focused broadcast on espn i was watching some sicko shit on abc

whoaaaaaa first big reach by indy

stephen a smith yelling about wonderful families my god that was tough

adding a non shooting guard to orlando is not really a sensible fit but they should just be taking the best player

bison is right about my guy suggs tho

i’m on espn and they’re interviewing the goddamn dads over here too!

yeah i couldn't find a dadless stream

*ahem* AS A FATHER i do not mind the family interviews

Much rejoicing in Charlotte

coulibaly's family is pretty charming at least

i am a father too and i say stfu and give the kids their moment

They should be interviewing moms

whoaaaaaa first big reach by indy

― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Thursday, June 22, 2023 7:49 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

scratch that, by washington

funny i was thinking in my mind indy would grab jarace since they don’t really have forwards

All along, the entire Charlotte Hornets organization has been all-in on Brandon Miller -- ownership, front office, scouts, coaches. They see him as a perennial future All-Star player.

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) June 23, 2023

i am elated portland did not get miller for a bunch of reasons but that charlotte bar video really seals the deal

the absolute agony of being in that fanbase

i like jarace for indy, should be a good glue guy

Yup. I thought the blazers'd get stuck with Miller and am happy they took Scoot. Now they have to pick a direction and make the trades that take 'em there.

well based on that at&t ad scoot will not be starring in any feature films anytime soon

i honestly think the blazers are gonna say that scoot is a star and we wanna pair him with dame

man if i was orlando or dallas i would be taking gradey dick with the quickness

I moved from Charlotte to Atlanta right before the franchise was born. I could’ve been one of them. Now I’m a hawks fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtv019uEXhQ mostly "analysis" but interview free, and Trey Parker being occasionally funny.

xp yes i maintain their ideal outcome is to get dame to ask for a trade

i’m on espn and they’re interviewing the goddamn dads over here too!

― call all destroyer, Thursday, June 22, 2023 8:49 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it was so much worse they has a whole feature on the thompson twins home schooling vision board sports dad who had them lifting weights when they were seven

Now I’m a hawks fan

I'm sorry, man

my best guess is blazers move simons/nurk and 23 for whatever is out there, take a long look at it, and if it isn't working shop dame to a contender at the deadline

taylor hendricks was not even a top 70 player in his high school class last year & is now a one and done from UCF. crazy story

cam whitmore is slidiiiiiiiing

taylor seems great, could be a really fun frontcourt in utah

does simons actually have value across the league this question has never been adequately answered in my estimation

simons is young enough that teams could talk themselves into unlocking something from him in the right situation

so the mavs just traded back to salary dump bertans?

damn it’s gotta be tough to be 3 inches shorter than your twin brother

dallas asset management never is trustworthy (d.a.m.n.i.t.)

simons avg'd 21-4-3 on 45-38-90 splits last year playing next to dame, he's gonna be a scorer for someone but b/w dame and scoot and sharpe he's the odd man out

dallas asset management never is trustworthy (d.a.m.n.i.t.)

― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Thursday, June 22, 2023 9:07 PM (forty-one seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

hahahah well done

Mavs just traded their pick that they tanked for lol.

lol at the fans booing silver then cheering when announced a trade

okc getting cason is good, though i guess they are planning for him to be a backup for a while

seems like a very okc guy