stashing assets for the 2023 nba offseason

i feel like KOC is the kinda person who would get scammed out of thousands of dollars by a woman he met at a bar

― J0rdan S., Sunday, July 2, 2023 1:58 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

the lakers have hit a few singles but overall it’s not a very talented roster, as jordan says this seems obvious.

if it was bron and ad in their primes theyd be on to something, as it is now yeah theyre in the pack, theyve made some nice lil moves tho, very unlakers of them

Yes love that passive aggressive Twitter bio drama

Tyler Herro has removed “Miami Heat guard” from his bio and changed his header pic.twitter.com/JxwRAYbG8V

— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) July 2, 2023

ESPN’s Adrian Wojnarowski said on Sportscenter this morning that “it’s more than conceivable” that James Harden remains in Philadelphia #Sixers

— Erin Grugan (@eringrugan) July 2, 2023

perhaps all the teams that might even consider harden are too busy figuring out if they can snag dame to think much about harden, yet

he may have underestimated the impact that demanding a trade every season while also getting much worse at basketball would have on his employment prospects

why worry about such mundane stuff when you've already banked more than a hundred million

has dame been traded yet

i listened to the windhorst et al pod segment about it and they were talking like it wasnt going to be a very big return for him because of the bad contract age injury history didnt even mention the nets or celtics but did mention the sixers these guys are supposed to be wired right idk, tbf none of them mentioned what they were hearing was all presented as speculation

oh utah too dark horse, but if utahs in splashing around picks why not the other teams

because dame went to college in utah but idk does that mean he wants to go back, i guess it would be the ultimate contrarian move

theres also a rumor that garland is available which talk about a very good young player rare to see a guy like that on the move

if you wanna hear lengthy discussion about whether boston could would should trade for dame lillard there is a podcast for you it’s called the bill simmons podcast ft ryen rusillo

im sorry none of those words mean anything to me

one of the problems with trading for dame or garland is that their lineup would be kinda fucked, playing either of them next to white would be pretty dicey just too small

he’s not being traded to utah c’mon now none of us are new here. he’s not going to san antonio either. if he was going to accept a trade to a team like that he’d just stay in portland

agreed that both of those sounds pretty silly, tho utah at least might be good

philly is the most interesting just interestingwise

but their 2029 pick is the only one they can trade lol

maybe they can get another couple somehow then throw maxey in too would be better than miamis offer and dame would prob be cool with it

sounds like an auspicious year

still think the nets are the cleanest deal but who knows if they want him, after the superteam failure they might be happy to try to actually build a team, which would be smart, maybe they take a shot at garland, thats what id do

if the celtics and nets sit it out maybe theres not a big deal for dame out there, but i bet someone puts a big offer in

ppl keep saying philly can offer more than miami & i don’t understand that at all, at best their offer is basically the same — a few picks and a small no defense shooting guard. maxey is a valuable “asset” but a terrible fit in portland this is the exact same issue miami has

i think maxey is prob better thought of than herro but yeah pretty similar, one thing working against miami is their picks arent that desirable cause the teams is always good, also maybe philly can get one more pick than miami can idk pretty speculative they only have one pick right now

a big problem is that the new york teams don’t seem to be willing to lose their shirts for him even tho they could both put together a massive 5 pick style offer. but it doesn’t seem like the knicks are involved at all & if all brooklyn needs to do is beat miami’s offer they don’t need to do all that. but how badly do the nets want him, nobody really knows

the teams that are most motivated to get him — miami, philly, clippers — just don’t have a lot to offer. it’s not a great place for portland to be

i suspect that someone will trump those teams offers but its also possible that for whatever reasons no one will, there are only 30 teams after all

if the clippers were willing to move pg then they might be in the mix

i 100% believe portland is giving him an effective no trade clause i also believe dame doesn’t want people saying that the blazers were forced to take some shitty offer for him. so does dame start expanding his list or does it become one of these things where the league like bands together to get the guy to his team & to get the team save face level assets in return. i kinda feel like it’s gonna be the latter but we’ll see

that is how he would get to miami lol

*steepling fingers*

It's getting very obvious that moving Lillard to a contender for a reasonable return package is not going to happen any time soon. Too many competing interests and not enough flexibility in the CBA to allow all those interests to be smoothly meshed. Most of the available options require either the Blazers or Lillard to be left holding the dirty end of the stick. Thanks, Biden!

Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards has agreed on a five-year designated rookie maximum deal that could be worth $260 million, his agents Bill Duffy and Joe Branch of WME tell ESPN. pic.twitter.com/d0UTdqFgD9

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) July 3, 2023

JUST IN: Minnesota Timberwolves All-Star Anthony Edwards and WME Sports’ Bill Duffy are finalizing a five-year maximum contract extension that can reach $260 million, sources tell me and @JonKrawczynski.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) July 3, 2023

I’m not sure what WME is but looks like ant is getting t paid

lol xp

I think any random person off the street could have gotten that deal done

but great news, I'm glad the Lad will be a Wolf long-term

nice. hope he takes another step next year

shams and woj seem to be really naming the agents this year

and I for one don't like it

agents are good at the quid pro quo

https://theathletic.com/4663084/2023/07/03/nba-free-agency-winners-suns/?source=user_shared_article

west getting stronger this year smh

pretty depressing the nuggs couldn’t make a run at any of these dudes and settled for justin holiday and reggie jackson

idk all things considered none of the signing in that piece jump out as particularly great

maybe i just don’t get it & i’ll look like a fool in 10 months when these guys are shaq and kobe alley ooping all over other second units but hollinger calls this one of the best benches in the league??

The names: Eric Gordon, Yuta Watanabe, Keita Bates-Diop, Drew Eubanks, Damion Lee, Chimezie Metu and Josh Okogie are all on minimum deals.

i’m sorry but…. ??? i don’t doubt they did some ok work to keep their roster more or less afloat in the regular season but did they solve any of the problems we saw in the playoffs? uhhhh

lol hollinger praising the suns for signing a bunch of minimum guys as if thats not indicative of the whole problem with their team

all of those guys are actively bad which is why theyre minimum players

hollinger panned the beal trade pretty hard when it happened, I think his point is that they’d put themselves into a tough spot with that deal and they did about as much as they could have since then considering the circumstances

lol hollinger praising the suns for signing a bunch of minimum guys as if thats not indicative of the whole problem with their team

― lag∞n, Monday, July 3, 2023 11:05 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol exactly, swapped some names for more names. none of these are guys, just names.