stashing assets for the 2023 nba offseason

the only problem is hes often playing the heat in the ecf

you know what they say, “one must dribble good when playing the heat in the eastern conference finals”

tbf his handle is pretty good when hes not playing the heat in the ecf

― lag∞n, Wednesday, July 5, 2023 1:12 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

or warriors in the finals

i think being that good at nba basketball while only being able to dribble w/ one hand is actually more impressive than just being a great dribbler w/ both hands

jaylen was really good in the warriors series!

the issue tbf isnt even with his handle it has more to do with poor court awareness

yeah he was trying to drive into traffic and force something too much which is what exposed his weak handle

i dont think his handle is even week, i mean he gets to the rim pretty good

before he signs the contract make him promise to practice dribbling

nah you put it *in* the contract that he has to practice dribbling, like the (terrible) kyler murray thing

lol

please review tape and stop playing video games until 4am we beg of you

Restricted free agent F Grant Williams is finalizing a four-year, $53 million sign-and-trade agreement to land with the Dallas Mavericks, sources tell ESPN.

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) July 5, 2023

whoaaaaaa depending on what dallas trades, this is a good move for them

Looks like three 2nds

yeah nice pickup will miss grant too bad celtics couldnt keep him

Sources: The Dallas Mavericks, San Antonio Spurs and Boston Celtics are finalizing a three-team trade:

- Mavs: Grant Williams
- Spurs: Reggie Bullock and an unprotected Dallas pick swap in 2030
- Celtics: Multiple second-round picks pic.twitter.com/7Bi6Dykydf

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) July 5, 2023

spurs get bullock, im stoked, love that guy. unprotected pick swap with dallas in 2030 could be incredible.

a second round pick swap lol cmon whatre we doing here

According to a league source, the Celtics will get two second-round picks and a 2025 second-round pick swap in the Grant Williams deal.

— Adam Himmelsbach (@AdamHimmelsbach) July 5, 2023

feel like there’s something similar to the westbrook/lakers thing happening with the mavs where they entered into a brief psychosis defined by letting brunson walk and acquiring kyrie & have now snapped back into making otherwise pretty agreeable low risk moves to rebuild their roster. grant is like the perfect player for them basically

chets back baby

Chet Holmgren with the "I'm taller than you" shot is always fun to watch. pic.twitter.com/HeJgjVgVL7

— Steve Jones Jr. (@stevejones20) July 5, 2023

idk what his ceiling is but i just don’t see how he isn’t good. tall, skilled, sees the floor, can shoot, protects the rim. he prob won’t ever need to be any better than their third or fourth best offensive player. just feel like he’s myles turner at worst w/ the potential to be much better. maybe he gets completely tossed around when he’s on the floor with grown NBA players but i don’t see a lot of risk with him honestly

chet should be good, as should wemby aka supersized chêt

chets a true baller if hes not derailed by injuries think hes a perennial all star easy

Free agent C Mo Bamba has agreed on a one-year deal with the Philadelphia 76ers, @PrioritySports’ Mark Bartelstein and agent Greer Love tell ESPN.

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) July 6, 2023

bambas really a throwback bust big man, salute

gen z needed its own hasheem thabeet

Chet Holmgren blocks the three 🚫 😤 https://t.co/EldGDiiEnf pic.twitter.com/2fSGylQaRj

— NBA (@NBA) July 5, 2023

menace

I forgot how psyched I was for Chet last year let’s do this

Are teams valuing 2nd round picks now? I always thought that they're mostly worthless but getting Grant Williams for 3 of them kind of contradicts that.

celtics werent going to resign him because of the luxury tax but they threatened to match dallas offer anyway so its more of a paying them to go away type situation than a real trade

but theyre def worth... something, unclear what, they do trade hands a lot

i'd rather have three lottery tickets than none is prob about the logic here

there is a second-round pick exception in the new cba that makes them easier to sign so i think there is a thought that they're more valuable due to that

nikola jokic the two time mvp and current world champ was a second round pick after all

allegedly

feel like shams-woj should leave these little signings to the local writers no but fans of the team care but its prob part of their quid pro quo with agents

Free agent guard AJ Green has agreed to a multi-year contract with the Milwaukee Bucks, with the first year fully guaranteed, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. Agent Matt Bollero of ProMondo Sports negotiated the contract.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) July 6, 2023

i do not wish to know the names of agents or their companies

Matt Bollero of ProMondo sports, the real MVP. Got AJ Green to come out of retirement and everything

lol

wtf

Britney Spears Slapped in Face by NBA Star Victor Wembanyama Security https://t.co/BHNrzz3jHo

— TMZ (@TMZ) July 6, 2023

eesh

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, the man listed on the police report as the one who slapped Britney Spears is Damian Smith, the Director of Team Security for the Spurs

lot of news today

On threads with the burner. Come find me

— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) July 6, 2023

ok whatever

ESPN story on the Blazers matching Matisse Thybulle's $33M offer sheet with the Mavericks https://t.co/6tI7OtUooY

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) July 6, 2023

Funny that the pic is of him shooting

ha yeah

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, the man listed on the police report as the one who slapped Britney Spears is Damian Smith, the Director of Team Security for the Spurs

― lag∞n, Thursday, July 6, 2023 10:51 AM (forty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the headline and how it's playing sucks for wemby, makes it sound like it was his entourage when he was just traveling with official team security

why did the spurs director of team security backhand slap britney spears….

feel like that thybulle contract is one where the mavs got saved from themselves

because she look intersting?

Xp

well at least this is all out there on the record now

News: Regarding report about message to non Heat teams, Lillard's agent, Aaron Goodwin, tells me: "I do what I should for my client. Some teams I did call. Other teams have called me. It's a respectful relationship with most teams. Truthfully, he wants to play in Miami. Period."

— Barry Jackson (@flasportsbuzz) July 6, 2023

Good job of poisoning the well, Aaron!