stashing assets for the 2023 nba offseason

they want to build one of these a 10 minute walk from my house in East London. they want to call it The MSG Sphere, as if Madison Square Garden means anything to anyone. would be within 10 minutes of a giant Westfield, a 50K+ capacity stadium, lots and lots of residential, and zero additional parking.

they need guys

― Clay, Friday, June 30, 2023 6:38 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i have always said at the core of the nba is a league of guys

― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Friday, June 30, 2023 6:40 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

mo brings us one step closer to a league of gueyes

i think it can be a bowling ball too that'd be fine

Any type of ball would be acceptable imo

it’s an eyeball

They say they’ll turn it off by 9pm. Can you imagine your windows backing onto this thing? A giant fucking eye filling the entire window every night??

i can imagine that in fact, thanks to various horror movies

they asked if they could do it, but they never asked if they should do it.

they need guys
― Clay, Friday, June 30, 2023 6:38 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i have always said at the core of the nba is a league of guys

― slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Friday, June 30, 2023 6:40 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

mo brings us one step closer to a league of gueyes

― nobody respects the chair (Spottie), Monday, July 10, 2023 12:44 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's pronounced 'gay' like Rudy fyi

well that ruins that

it’s an eyeball

― k3vin k., Monday, July 10, 2023 10:00 AM (thirty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol fair

nba announced new line of special edition "city balls" to be used throughout the season

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/XYcAAOSwZTFkFVdv/s-l1600.jpg

more smoke here regarding where this appears to be headed… contrary to the early conventional wisdom regarding his value, herro having to extend last summer before the new CBA is gonna have him on a very digestible deal moving forward. i really like the idea of him on either of these teams honestly

There are multiple teams interested in trading a first-round pick for Tyler Herro to help facilitate Damian Lillard ending up on the Heat, per @ShamsCharania on @PatMcAfeeShow.

The Nets and Spurs have previously been linked to Herro in potential trade discussions. pic.twitter.com/ttmFzYe4eM

— Evan Sidery (@esidery) July 10, 2023

and this should be quite interesting…

Joe Cronin is expected to speak to reporters in Las Vegas today for the first time since Damian Lillard's trade request.

— Sean Highkin (@highkin) July 10, 2023

lollll ums

i loved madballs, some gnarly guys

they want to build one of these a 10 minute walk from my house in East London. they want to call it The MSG Sphere

― Tracer Hand, Monday, July 10, 2023 12:42 PM (two hours ago)

wonder how involved dolan corp is in this, is it just some branding deal or do they own these things

also yeah build it on the vegas strip but leave it at that london is not the right place for this weird thing

i think dolan funded the whole thing. live music is really his “thing” i don’t think he actually cares about sports

“starting to make progress” …?

Jaylen Brown’s camp and the Celtics are starting to make progress on a contract extension, sources tell @JaredWeissNBA.

The two sides are likely moving closer to an agreement over the coming week.https://t.co/R1KNOcNHZ1 pic.twitter.com/4YtTWNHQ6t

— The Athletic NBA (@TheAthleticNBA) July 10, 2023

Cronin made it clear the Blazers would be looking to do what’s best for them, while acknowledging Damian Lillard’s importance to the franchise. He also said he’s disappointed that they couldn’t find the right deal to bring the kind of veteran upgrades he’s been searching for. https://t.co/bCtqXVvngW

— Tim Bontemps (@TimBontemps) July 10, 2023

well there you have it

forthright!

theyre gonna do some sort of thing

“starting to make progress” …?

― J0rdan S., Monday, July 10, 2023 3:24 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

love to begin the progress

it is true

Blazers GM Joe Cronin on Damian Lillard's request to be traded to Heat: "As a team, you always hope that you have more options. To have limited options like that, I wouldn’t call it frustrating but it prevents you from perhaps getting the best return."

— Anthony Chiang (@Anthony_Chiang) July 10, 2023

siakam trade chatter has begun bubbling at an increased rate

Pascal Siakam’s name is heating up on the trade market and there’s a chance he could be traded before Damian Lillard and James Harden, per @TheSteinLine

The Indiana Pacers have emerged as a ‘legitimate’ landing spot

“…it is increasingly conceivable that Toronto's Pascal… pic.twitter.com/2h47EOxldh

— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) July 10, 2023

sources increasingly feel solid on the possibility that a trade could be found given the right pieces falling into place, say reports

as the mill churns

so are the trades of our lives

it seems an increasing likelihood that on the on the horizon will be seen the possibility of dame going to pelicans

trades used to be fun but now they are dogshit morality tales, we need to go back (to the past)

yeah trade requests are just a weird drawn out bummer, however when you get a surprise trade thats the stuff

teams and players should find a way to keep trade requests secret

they shd pass hand-written notes "do you like me y/n?"

durant kinda did the right thing when he rescinded it and just hooped and took things offline w the franchise.

that’s bcuz he had very little leverage in that situation & thus very little choice… this is not the same…

doesn’t seem like dame has a ton of leverage either

afaics, dame's added leverage has been that he chose to frame his 'trade request' as a non-negotiable demand and then making both implicit and explicit threats about his future behavior if his exact demand wasn't met.

yeah but most of that's a bluff, when the blazers say "we want good stuff" they aren't bluffing, they really want good stuff!

dame’s leverage is that it makes no sense for the blazers to bring him back given where their roster is at. notice that cronin said that he’s willing for it to take months but he said nothing about not executing a trade — if the idea of bringing dame back was a legitimate threat i’m sure he would be levying it, given the way this is playing out. compare to the way morey was talking about simmons & the hardline stance the nets took on KD from the jump. i think cronin understands that dame going back there would be a ridiculous situation

if the blazers had i.e. chet holmgren and brandon miller dame’s role on the team would be largely unchanged and forcing him to come back and play would actually aid the development of their young players. instead they picked two guards and so dame’s presence on the court will only detract from their development. they need to move on and cronin knows this, but he has the summer to drag it out and it’s perfectly reasonable for him to try and use that to his advantage. but he does not have an infinite trade window

and if the only team willing to hold onto all its assets and wait into the season to get dame is miami then portland’s leverage decreases not increases

basically all this wont end until dame goes to pelicans

at this point some saudi team is going to offer a $500m transfer fee

breaking dame has been traded to the pelicans of new orleans

congratulations to damian pelican

the coping process continues…

Damian Lillard trade update via @wojespn:

- The Heat are the “most motivated” team to trade for Lillard.

- The Clippers would love to be involved in the process, but they don’t have the necessary assets Portland is seeking.

- The Trail Blazers don’t love Miami’s offer, but it… pic.twitter.com/VuRdMU5bXy

— Evan Sidery (@esidery) July 11, 2023

here is the artist rendition of the london sphere lol

https://i.imgur.com/k02G68A.jpg

they gotta do it with some cool shit on the screens no ones gonna like it that way mate

ah ok

According to a league source, Jaylen Brown is headed overseas for an NBPA event and contract negotiations with the Celtics are expected to pause while he’s gone. Both sides remain confident that a deal will be struck, but there will be a delay.

More: https://t.co/YYshy7Jb6j

— Adam Himmelsbach (@AdamHimmelsbach) July 14, 2023