stashing assets for the 2023 nba offseason

that does seem true

that actually sounds like a real take clay & it's one that i agree with

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, September 12, 2023 2:24 PM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I mean certainly if we can find a way to tie this into a player empowerment narrative that isn’t totally embarrassing *and* just happens to benefit the miami heat we have to run with it ;)

from the perspective of a lackey like marc spears I suppose dropping cryptic hints that dame (who it just turns out I’d love to secure an exclusive sitdown with for andscape) is destined to land in miami (who my puppetmasters would love to continue to be relevant for the next several years) makes sense. as it turns out the blazers ownership seems to feel differently which is why the deal which was supposedly a lock two months ago has yet to materialize

seems like the simplest explanation is that the blazers aren’t crazy about the deal and they feel like the market for dame might improve. a lot can happen over the course of the first couple of months of the season, someone tears an ACL, someone demands a trade... maybe it’s a bit of wishful thinking on their part, but evidently their tolerance for “getting uncomfortable” is higher than people thought

Kevin Porter Jr. is rumored to have damaged a DJ's laptop during a team event two seasons back

“They were out at a club apparently and there was a disagreement I guess with the DJ in the club and KPJ took the laptop of said DJ and smashed it on the floor. Just completely… pic.twitter.com/Xsw8rSTmWu

— NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) September 13, 2023

seems like a bad guy

https://x.com/espnnba/status/1702047017432678461?s=46&t=delhXlmZBYazm252j4iaFA

i’m glad he just outright said it

hes gone girl

the milwaukee bucks have died

honestly from a pure basketball spectacle standpoint would love to somehow get dame on the giannis bucks

he would not report or so he claims

giannis wemby duo should happen imo

Rockets working to trade Kevin Porter Jr. along with draft compensation in wake of charges of felony assault and strangulation due to alleged attack on girlfriend, per sources.

Details at @TheAthletic: https://t.co/2ddHr7wBjT

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) September 13, 2023

the hell??

cash for trash

i just came here to make the same post as kevin. good lord

holy shit just fucking waive him????

theyre just trying to pay someone to deal with it

there cant be any disciplinary action voiding of contract etc until the league finishes its investigation iirc

this is the type of thing you finish doing before the media reports on you doing it

so dumb theres no way anyones going to trade for him anyway

They formatted his contract for like basically this exact situation just cut him immediately it’s not hard

honestly from a pure basketball spectacle standpoint would love to somehow get dame on the giannis bucks

― Clay, Wednesday, September 13, 2023 4:20 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

hmm yes I would be down for this

balance of power in the west just shifted

https://x.com/Twolves_PR/status/1702404716678836406?s=20

Let the Krejčíaïssance commence!

Kyrie stepping into a SAS Terrell Owens social media beef cos why not

https://x.com/kyrieirving/status/1703131258270949824?s=46&t=mohDpDAFl5F45rFjzYedvA

#Therearemoreimportantthingstodo

classic instigator whos pretending to above it

https://x.com/ClutchPoints/status/1703849817925943528?s=20

hard to see someone beat miamis offer without dame being into it, tho maybe theres some deal/player that the blazer could be unreasonably stoked on

i think dame would be down if the team was good

i wouldnt be surprised if his resolve was weakening tho we did just get that leak re him not showing up for other training camps so idk

nba news is in the dumps right now i really cant get myself to care about this very much. if this happened a couple/few years ago it would be way more interesting.

its the same story every offseason we need new writers

dame's agent has been issuing plenty of double-talk on the question of whether dame would honor his contract if he's traded somewhere that's not miami

nba news is in the dumps right now i really cant get myself to care about this very much. if this happened a couple/few years ago it would be way more interesting.

― nobody respects the chair (Spottie), Monday, September 18, 2023 4:50 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

its the same story every offseason we need new writers

― ciderpress, Monday, September 18, 2023 4:56 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Seriously, I needed something mindless to listen to while I was doing some housework today, and I put on the Hoop Collective with Windy and the Tims... the storylines they were trying to get themselves excited about were just going through the motions to an intolerable degree, sounded like AI

Free agent G/F Kelly Oubre Jr., is expected to sign a one-year deal with the Philadelphia 76ers, sources tell ESPN. Oubre — who averaged 20 points for Charlotte last season — could get significant opportunity on the wing with the uncertainty around James Harden.

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) September 18, 2023

embiid will stay now

Yes, for instance, the Blazers want Lillard to stop leaking every six days that he won't report to camp unless he's traded to Miami, and he doesn't want to do that. https://t.co/IBpXft38y3

— Yaya Dubin (@JADubin5) September 19, 2023

a fun game to play whenever one of these posts gets a lot of angry replies/QTs is to check the location and/or team loyalties of the people replying. for all the shit we hear about the regressive politics of the state of florida, there seems to really be a groundswell of pro-worker sentiment!

ha

there seems to really be a groundswell of pro-worker sentiment!

Eh. Pro-worker sentiment is better spent on disputes of substance, like pay and working conditions, instead of who gets to gratify his ambition for a trophy.

The whole idea in giving Lillard that super-max contract and extending it out to the bitter end of his career was that it ensured Lillard was well-rewarded for his frequently announced intention of ending his career as a Blazer. The idea that the Blazers didn't hold up their end of the bargain because the CBA rules put them into a strait jacket in regard to trades and the luxury tax (and small, white city vibe) make it extremely hard to compete for FAs is something of a stretch. But athletes like Lillard operate in a different world and under different rules than ordinary workers or even ordinary NBA starters, so to totally misapply a famous quote, "when you're a celebrity, they let you do it".

The entire Miami media and fanbase has become That Guy in your fantasy league who writes long emails telling you why trading him Giannis for Desmond Bane is good for you if you just think about it the right way.

— Anchorage Man (@SethPartnow) September 19, 2023

these pro management takes are getting out of control!

Huge addition to the James Dolan canon here for serious SPHERE Heads (Joe Lhota calling it Dolan's "baby," a live feed of the SPHERE is beamed into Dolan's office, the strong implication that Dolan sucks at blackjack, etc.)https://t.co/1wkEXJ94H6

— Christopher Robbins (@ChristRobbins) September 20, 2023

Something is going on

https://x.com/Richard448877/status/1705059565241237641?s=20

Richard448877 rarely misses

Doooh I'm dumb

u just got richar'ed bro

a little disappointed that's not happening tbh someone get on the horn

since i know everyone is dying for another injection of dame gossip, everything out there right now is the likeliest deal is lillard to toronto for OG, gr8080 dick, cap filler, and a grip of draft picks. i love it tbh

wow yeah that would be good for the blazers

masai would totally trade for dame even if he didnt want to be there too

siakim barnes* and lillard would be pretty sick to watch too, they'd need to fill out the roster with god knows what is out there

* if last year was a fluke, idrk what the story is there

confidential to massai: do it bro

meanwhile

The Miami Heat offered a trade package that included Tyler Herro and two first-round draft picks for Damian Lillard, per @MarcJSpears pic.twitter.com/hZEB9BBjtX

— NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) September 25, 2023