stashing assets for the 2023 nba offseason

thought america ran on dunkin tbh

most workers cant run tbh

celtics shd pick him up

Can confirm Spurs are buying out veteran Reggie Bullock, per sources.

Spurs roster sits at 19 (with two-way deals) heading into training camp.

— Andrew Lopez (@_Andrew_Lopez) September 30, 2023

mb theyre going after him tho

The Celtics’ pursuit of Jrue Holiday remains alive, I’m told. But there’s still a significant gap.

— Adam Himmelsbach (@AdamHimmelsbach) September 30, 2023

why not both

interesting approach for brian wright to koolaid man wallbreak into every opportunity to facilitate trades and take back marginal draft capital and then cut the veteran players they get back in the deal bc they have around 34 teenagers that need minutes

i get it tho, cam payne and reggie bullock are solid bench guys but not worth a draft-pick centered trade when the other team would have to salary dump to make the trade work. hope that dallas pick swap in 2030 becomes someone cool.

shouldnt the spurs be looking for situations where they get salary dumped on them in exchange for picks (except for the fact that they have too many guys)

i dont mind the strategy in general, but they need to consolidate some of those 2nd rounders into something that has a chance of actually improving their roster. the dejounte, poeltl, and derozan trades were all good at bringing some potentially quality draft spots (the 2024 TOR 1rp they have is only top 6 protected for ex) but a lot of these trades (cam payne, devonte graham) leave them with decentish money that gets wasted in service of 2nd rounders. feels like there are bigger fish out there idk.

also

The Celtics are trading Robert Williams, Malcolm Brogdon, 2024 GSW 1st, 2029 unprotected BOS first to the Blazers, sources tell ESPN. https://t.co/gx53jyH1RG

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) October 1, 2023

The Celtics are trading Robert Williams, Malcolm Brogdon, 2024 GSW 1st, 2029 unprotected BOS first to the Blazers, sources tell ESPN. https://t.co/gx53jyH1RG

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) October 1, 2023

lol whoops wasnt trying to double post

Final tally on Lillard trade: Portland gets Deandre Ayton, Robert Williams, Malcolm Brogdon, Toumani Camara, three first-round picks 2024 (Golden State, Top-4 protected), 2029 (Bucks and Celtics unprotected) and 2028 and 2030 Milwaukee pick swaps.

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) October 1, 2023

i can't keep track of the celtics' net in/out asset calculation this summer but it feels like basically a long shell game to reorient the team around porzingis of all people...

damn rob gone marcus gone its a new era

brogon rob and two firsts is an absolutely insane price for jrue

okay if they flip brogdon too Cronin is a genius

had a feeling they would get it done and the package would basically be that

suspect brogdon currently has less than 1 first value celtics have been trying to trade him but if he plays well and stays healthy could prob get something at the deadline

blazers actually ended up getting a superstar haul for dame tip o the cap to them

celtics front court depth situation worries me the oft injured zinger and the old horf then... kornet, also before this trade they option of playing big but now theyre back to being stuck with one big lineups, but i do think theyre better now than last year and before the trade, jrue is a beast and he will be able to pick his spots on offense, brodgon and rob are both so injury prone you cant rely on them

happy trails timelord

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It’s not great that portland era now have a reason to cosplay as dr who at blazer games

*portlanders

ha yeah shouldnt encourage them

zinger-jayson-jaylen-jrue-dwhite is a ridiculous defense

maybe kornet becomes a lil more playable since theyll be working out of a drop scheme with zinger idk

blazers getting a far out unprotected first from the celtics was coup

the last time we saw porzingis at center in the playoffs he was completely unplayable. he’s healthier now (in theory anyway) and the celtics perimeter defenders are obv very formidable. but man idk. i guess we’ll see how it plays out. maybe the celtics can invent like upside down defense

one good thing for the celtics when questionably rearranging their big man rotation is that the best defender against embiid in the playoffs is his own mind

its big al horford, who tbf does live in embiids head

zinger is a really good rim protector but teams will hunt him on the perimeter in the offs which maybe the celtics can just live with it since theyre such good defenders top to bottom, staying healthy is the main thing for him

i think we can say confidently that if they see the bucks in the playoffs playing drop coverage against pick and rolls is probably a bad idea. but mazzulla has a whole season to experiment

yeah you cant just play a straight drop against guys like dame or really anyone these days its more of a multiple switches type thing to keep the big man back when you can, like denver does with joker or bucks with lopez

it did feel like the bucks and celtics rosters both hit a wall last playoffs but that the teams decided to take different approaches this offseason. but then the bucks switched up and now the celtics are directly connected to their overhaul. it should be a very fun year in the east

yeah celtics and bucks both loaded up and should be better but its far from guaranteed

then theres this guy whos laughing not crying thinks its funny actually

This off-season was fun lmao

— Joel Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) October 1, 2023

there’s no way to statistically quantify this (i don’t think) but it feels like jrue is the only player i can remember to get brought in as the final piece for an eventual champion and then also be shipped out as the scapegoat (of sorts) for the same core of players

yeah was thinking the same, funny stich

and then traded again to the ex team’s rival as the final piece to beat them

celtics winning this year would be poetic from a jrue standpoint

weve got to be getting close to n embiid trade demand could happen this year if the sixers really suck

lot of change for the celtics but at least the hendrix levels are steady

This is not basketball-related, but one of Jrue's kids is named Hendrix. So the Celtics still have two dads (Derrick and Jrue) with a Hendrix, despite trading away Rob, who also has a kid named Hendrix. hard-hitting stuff

— Souichi Terada | 寺田惣一 (@SouichiTerada) October 1, 2023

So not only did Joe Cronin not trade with the Heat…..He traded with Miami’s two biggest conference rivals, made them better teams, took back a better package and gave those rivals the one thing that the Heat needed to make a leap.

I got that right?

— Tony Jones (@Tjonesonthenba) October 1, 2023

nothing is handed to you in this life…

some people questioned my read that the blazers seemed mad at the heat... everyone has their own path to travel in this life

xp also made giannis switching teams less likely, tho the heat prob didnt have the pieces for that deal anyway

jrues you can use

Very happy here that the blazers found a way to get several big men in exchange for dame. trading for herro would have made for the stupidest roster on earth. getting rob will make ayton work for his minutes. Maybe brogdon gets healthy again. could be a fun season (shld be read as: hoorah for messy drama!).

also funny that portland traded dame to a contender but also routed the guy who has most destroyed him over the years to a conference rival

https://x.com/tjonesonthenba/status/1708531892541435933?s=46&t=delhXlmZBYazm252j4iaFA

there’s a timeline where the heat’s two main rivals giving up boatloads of assets for two 33 year old point guards on cap busting contracts is actually a blessing in disguise

my last memories of jrue holiday, jaylen brown, khris middleton etc not exactly keeping me up at night

one could say you're not mad actually u think its funny

hahaha

yeah the heat are just biding their time at this point until bam and tyler herro are ready to dominate the league