stashing assets for the 2023 nba offseason

they gotta trade kat

really should just do whatever is necessary to build around ant

like trading one center is cool do you know whats cooler trading two centers

lol

https://i.imgur.com/3LJJbRb.png

*blue is player option

they should trade kat before his new contract kicks in

wonder if Rudy will pick that option up

So far, it looks like the Timberwolves look like they are going to win every game this season

Oof two looks likes, I'm pretty hung over from seeing GZA last nite

We definitely need to take a look at our foreign policy moving forward!!!

— kuz (@kylekuzma) October 8, 2023

the guy’s not wrong!!

kuz 4 prez

Kuz OTM

c holmgren and v wembanyama playing ball atm

i am watching it

wemby gets blown by and still blocks it, he's incredible

honestly i just laugh watching him, like he just shouldnt exist according to like physics and math

new kind of guy

i used to make guys like wemby in 2k and give 'em sick stats be like "lol like there could be a guy like that ha ha"

lil behind here but wemby just headbutted chet out the box lol

chet is good tho big chet fan

love to watch all the thunder guys jabbing at wemby's super high dribbles, it's something he 100% has to fix asap

yeah have a feeling were not going to be seeing to much of the 7-4 guard routine this year

malaki branham is a beautiful civil war name

lol vic already floppin like an ancient pro

he's gonna win 10 mvps

im gonna be insufferable for like the next 20 years my god, my posting skills are gonna be off the charts

lol

lmao guess u gotta have wemby in the game or everything is a sick dunk

chet 21-9 in the 1st half

tbf i am not sure the stats count the same when both teams put up one million points in the half

wow show some respect to chet

sorry but when you put up 21 of 500,000 points it is less impressive

Hawks play tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xhNhTjB7Bg

Someone should shop Chet standing on Wemby's shoulders and put them next to a person of average height.

Also lol at Chet flexing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBc-8NqtVCo

he was responding to wemby flexing on him after head butting him in the face, neither of them have very big muscles tho

couple extreme abnormal defensive plays from wemby last night

Dude.

Wemby damn near had one foot on the 3PT line and stole the ball from a player driving at the dotted 🤯 pic.twitter.com/sByKUNyLSl

— Tommy Beer (@TommyBeer) October 10, 2023

Wembanyama went from getting put on a mix to recovering and making a block on the play

pic.twitter.com/nttUxQo5BE

— Hoops Alley (@thehoopsalley) October 10, 2023

this turns into a block

https://i.imgur.com/1QpHSdU.png

needed to pull up right there

webmys gonna have people so shook man lol

he looks like a cryptid out there

spurs will need a couple of years to figure out how he best works in the offense (and also what players work best with him), but he could make all-defense this year.

i don't pay attention to preseason performance unless of course it's dillon brooks hitting someone in the balls for no reason

Dillon Brooks was ejected for grabbing Daniel Theis in a spot he probably shouldn’t have.

This was five minutes into the Rockets-Pacers game.

🎥 @BleacherReport pic.twitter.com/EASN4ctqGu

— The Athletic (@TheAthletic) October 11, 2023

What a loser

ime: i said grab LIFE by the horn, not theis
dillon: you can see why i would be confused and i pin this on you for your lack of clarity

jfc

guys not quite right

Getting his career in Houston started off right

the shams way

As a teenager, Charania started writing for RealGM and brought an unusual precociousness to the job. When the Bulls wouldn’t give him a press pass because of his age, Charania started driving his mother’s Camry to cover NBA games in Milwaukee and Indianapolis, racing to make it back to Chicago for class. (He racked up enough speeding tickets to get his license suspended.) But no one could tell how old he was through the phone, and Charania started cold-texting NBA agents whose numbers he found online, hoping to land interviews with their players. Bernie Lee, who now represents All-Stars Jimmy Butler and Ben Simmons, remembers Charania asking to interview one of his clients, who was a minor bench player for the Bulls. “I suggested after practice at 1:30, and he was like, ‘I’m in school,’” Lee told me. “I said, ‘Come on, I blew off classes in college all the time,’ and he said, ‘No, I’m in high school.’”

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/shams-charania-nba-insider-the-athletic-new-york-times-profile.html

wonder what his 11th grade english teacher thought of his style

It is widely believed that King Lear is fielding interest from his daughters on the construction of his future kingdom and is set to finalize the timeline expected to emerge from this process.