stashing assets for the 2023 nba offseason

he's gonna win 10 mvps

im gonna be insufferable for like the next 20 years my god, my posting skills are gonna be off the charts

lol

lmao guess u gotta have wemby in the game or everything is a sick dunk

chet 21-9 in the 1st half

tbf i am not sure the stats count the same when both teams put up one million points in the half

wow show some respect to chet

sorry but when you put up 21 of 500,000 points it is less impressive

Hawks play tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xhNhTjB7Bg

Someone should shop Chet standing on Wemby's shoulders and put them next to a person of average height.

Also lol at Chet flexing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBc-8NqtVCo

he was responding to wemby flexing on him after head butting him in the face, neither of them have very big muscles tho

couple extreme abnormal defensive plays from wemby last night

Dude.

Wemby damn near had one foot on the 3PT line and stole the ball from a player driving at the dotted 🤯 pic.twitter.com/sByKUNyLSl

— Tommy Beer (@TommyBeer) October 10, 2023

Wembanyama went from getting put on a mix to recovering and making a block on the play

pic.twitter.com/nttUxQo5BE

— Hoops Alley (@thehoopsalley) October 10, 2023

this turns into a block

https://i.imgur.com/1QpHSdU.png

needed to pull up right there

webmys gonna have people so shook man lol

he looks like a cryptid out there

spurs will need a couple of years to figure out how he best works in the offense (and also what players work best with him), but he could make all-defense this year.

i don't pay attention to preseason performance unless of course it's dillon brooks hitting someone in the balls for no reason

Dillon Brooks was ejected for grabbing Daniel Theis in a spot he probably shouldn’t have.

This was five minutes into the Rockets-Pacers game.

🎥 @BleacherReport pic.twitter.com/EASN4ctqGu

— The Athletic (@TheAthletic) October 11, 2023

What a loser

ime: i said grab LIFE by the horn, not theis
dillon: you can see why i would be confused and i pin this on you for your lack of clarity

jfc

guys not quite right

Getting his career in Houston started off right

the shams way

As a teenager, Charania started writing for RealGM and brought an unusual precociousness to the job. When the Bulls wouldn’t give him a press pass because of his age, Charania started driving his mother’s Camry to cover NBA games in Milwaukee and Indianapolis, racing to make it back to Chicago for class. (He racked up enough speeding tickets to get his license suspended.) But no one could tell how old he was through the phone, and Charania started cold-texting NBA agents whose numbers he found online, hoping to land interviews with their players. Bernie Lee, who now represents All-Stars Jimmy Butler and Ben Simmons, remembers Charania asking to interview one of his clients, who was a minor bench player for the Bulls. “I suggested after practice at 1:30, and he was like, ‘I’m in school,’” Lee told me. “I said, ‘Come on, I blew off classes in college all the time,’ and he said, ‘No, I’m in high school.’”

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/shams-charania-nba-insider-the-athletic-new-york-times-profile.html

wonder what his 11th grade english teacher thought of his style

It is widely believed that King Lear is fielding interest from his daughters on the construction of his future kingdom and is set to finalize the timeline expected to emerge from this process.

i don't get why there are multiple profiles of shams, he is a dull soulless workaholic, what else is there to say

xp lolllllll

Just got two free tickets to the Wolves/Miami home opener!

sick

jimmy butler homecoming lol

Emo Jimmy live!

thats awesome! we're less than two weeks out from actual hoop, my friends.

My daughter is going to be so excited, she really loves going

its fun to see the big guys in person

sick!!

I will also be going to opening night in denver. super stoked for the ring ceremony and the banner raising and seeing america’s team beat the lakers in person

the lackers

Have fun at the game with your daughter ums!

opening night! that will be a blast.

Thanks! I'm trying to encourage her interest in hoops

eyes emoji

Ben Simmons posts up and hits the smooth fadeaway jumper 👀 pic.twitter.com/whymuZf5D5

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) October 13, 2023

ben is dirk now you heard it here first

its so weird how he always looks like hes going to shoot with his right hand but then shoots with his left

interesting definition of "smooth"

I regret to inform you that Devin Booker is wearing a headband and it looks very dumb

hes got his ears tucked under

blazers kind of have some guys theyre too young to win too many games but theyre not in bad shape

yeah it’s fun if you’re gonna rebuild your way rather be the blazers than, like, any of the other rebuilding teams

im listening to the hoop collective talk about the leagues new anti load management policies and its weird they and other nba media seem to be in denial about how effective resting guys is, kinda unbelievable calling it a culture of over cautiousness by teams nerd stuff and so forth, do they not recall the spurs building a dynasty on the on it before the rest of the league wised up

i totally understand not liking it but it wins theres no two ways about it