stashing assets for the 2023 nba offseason

this turns into a block

https://i.imgur.com/1QpHSdU.png

needed to pull up right there

webmys gonna have people so shook man lol

he looks like a cryptid out there

spurs will need a couple of years to figure out how he best works in the offense (and also what players work best with him), but he could make all-defense this year.

i don't pay attention to preseason performance unless of course it's dillon brooks hitting someone in the balls for no reason

Dillon Brooks was ejected for grabbing Daniel Theis in a spot he probably shouldn’t have.

This was five minutes into the Rockets-Pacers game.

🎥 @BleacherReport pic.twitter.com/EASN4ctqGu

— The Athletic (@TheAthletic) October 11, 2023

What a loser

ime: i said grab LIFE by the horn, not theis
dillon: you can see why i would be confused and i pin this on you for your lack of clarity

jfc

guys not quite right

Getting his career in Houston started off right

the shams way

As a teenager, Charania started writing for RealGM and brought an unusual precociousness to the job. When the Bulls wouldn’t give him a press pass because of his age, Charania started driving his mother’s Camry to cover NBA games in Milwaukee and Indianapolis, racing to make it back to Chicago for class. (He racked up enough speeding tickets to get his license suspended.) But no one could tell how old he was through the phone, and Charania started cold-texting NBA agents whose numbers he found online, hoping to land interviews with their players. Bernie Lee, who now represents All-Stars Jimmy Butler and Ben Simmons, remembers Charania asking to interview one of his clients, who was a minor bench player for the Bulls. “I suggested after practice at 1:30, and he was like, ‘I’m in school,’” Lee told me. “I said, ‘Come on, I blew off classes in college all the time,’ and he said, ‘No, I’m in high school.’”

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/shams-charania-nba-insider-the-athletic-new-york-times-profile.html

wonder what his 11th grade english teacher thought of his style

It is widely believed that King Lear is fielding interest from his daughters on the construction of his future kingdom and is set to finalize the timeline expected to emerge from this process.

i don't get why there are multiple profiles of shams, he is a dull soulless workaholic, what else is there to say

xp lolllllll

Just got two free tickets to the Wolves/Miami home opener!

sick

jimmy butler homecoming lol

Emo Jimmy live!

thats awesome! we're less than two weeks out from actual hoop, my friends.

My daughter is going to be so excited, she really loves going

its fun to see the big guys in person

sick!!

I will also be going to opening night in denver. super stoked for the ring ceremony and the banner raising and seeing america’s team beat the lakers in person

the lackers

Have fun at the game with your daughter ums!

opening night! that will be a blast.

Thanks! I'm trying to encourage her interest in hoops

eyes emoji

Ben Simmons posts up and hits the smooth fadeaway jumper 👀 pic.twitter.com/whymuZf5D5

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) October 13, 2023

ben is dirk now you heard it here first

its so weird how he always looks like hes going to shoot with his right hand but then shoots with his left

interesting definition of "smooth"

I regret to inform you that Devin Booker is wearing a headband and it looks very dumb

hes got his ears tucked under

blazers kind of have some guys theyre too young to win too many games but theyre not in bad shape

yeah it’s fun if you’re gonna rebuild your way rather be the blazers than, like, any of the other rebuilding teams

im listening to the hoop collective talk about the leagues new anti load management policies and its weird they and other nba media seem to be in denial about how effective resting guys is, kinda unbelievable calling it a culture of over cautiousness by teams nerd stuff and so forth, do they not recall the spurs building a dynasty on the on it before the rest of the league wised up

i totally understand not liking it but it wins theres no two ways about it

the season is too long guys, when will the nba start handing out fines for the season being too long

the only way you're gonna get teams to stop resting guys during the season is to increase home-court advantage in the playoffs so that teams care more about seeding. Make it 5-2 instead of 4-3 or something so teams care more about what seed they are. (also this will not be enough to get teams to stop resting guys but whatever)

Most fans think the NBA is a sports league, but the NBA knows it is an entertainment business.

it's true i think it's a sports league

i think maybe the new policies will guilt trip teams into not resting guys for national games which would be an improvement, but ultimately theres noting stopping them from inventing a minor injury if they feel like it

yeah no one will care unless its the big market games. but i thought they kinda started doing better about that last season.

youll be happy to know i have a solution to all this, in light of the nba adopting euro football forms with the in season tournament they should just go all the way and crown the team with the best regular season the nba champs giving them the trophy and rings, then you have a separate tournament called like the playoff cup, everyones invited all 30 nba team maybe even a few g league teams some euro teams idk, best reg season teams get some byes or whatnot, you win that you also get a trophy and rings but different ones, it would also allow the regular season to be shorter and thus each game more meaningful since the playoffs would be longer

they should add 2 more teams and then have a short season for seeding and every team make the playoffs which are double elimination

im listening to the hoop collective talk about the leagues new anti load management policies and its weird they and other nba media seem to be in denial about how effective resting guys is, kinda unbelievable calling it a culture of over cautiousness by teams nerd stuff and so forth, do they not recall the spurs building a dynasty on the on it before the rest of the league wised up

― lag∞n, Friday, October 13, 2023 3:46 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i listened to this too and was a little surprised, it definitely felt like they were cutting loose a bit on stuff they might have heard from the league office or broadcast partners.

i am sure it is possible to construct a data set that shows that resting players isn't preventing injuries, given the number of major injuries that continue to happen. but to turn around and say we haven't prevented injuries so let's just try playing more is obviously a silly response.

people need to reflect upon the past

https://i.imgur.com/j4RpT55.png

Not seen much of Wembanyama and kind of resisted the hype so far, but I'm watching the Spurs-Heat game and a guy his height should not be able to play like that it's crazy.

he's an absolute delight. devin vassel has played fantastic tonight, too.

a 7-4 man gliding getting low and so forth is not normal