nba off season 2024 bud 2 suns etc

welcome to the ‘eason

eason down the road

yeah the drafting hasnt been up to spurs standards over that period, they did get wemby lol, tho one or two of those guys develop well and its looking a lot better xp

yeah vassell they hit but besides that its looking pretty rough, 3 lottery picks bunch of others and one guy to show for it, tho obvs theres still time for the others to get there

pretty lucky for the league that this story is dropping right as the playoffs are starting and not like in October

― frogbs, Wednesday, April 17, 2024 10:19 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

REALLY lucky it was an nba nobody and not some hall of famer vet or something in between, get to drop the hammer on a scrub

a good player's little brother

Thanasis better not mess around

thanasis seems like an MLM guy for sure

I’m sorry if you changed your bet based on jontay porter. Such valuable info

Hawks have 2 first rounders to help turn things around before years of handing their picks to the spurs. Kind of the the Duke wite would be a good fit

it was a player prop

an NBA bettor subsequently placed an $80,000 parlay proposition bet with an online sports book, to win $1.1 million, wagering that Porter would underperform in the March 20 game

then porter tapped out early in the game with a flare up of an existing injury

spurs should draft alex sarr and go full team frahnce

Ah thanks goon. Don’t really see the gambling thing going well but what do I know

the vibes are vile but im sure the nba will make tons of money off it, which is nice for them

big games tonight for who will not play the celtics and who will maybe play the celtics

rooting for 76ers to not play the celtics

i really don’t think the heat will win tonight but sticking boston w/ philly is prob the most damaging thing they can do in these playoffs

the one bright side i guess to playing philly now is getting embiid so soon off injury

This game talk is for the INS, not for those of us already languishing in the OFFS EASON.

oops my bad

cracking up at lagoon making two imperceptible thread titles and then being the first one to screw it up

hoisted with my own petard

it’s driving me nuts lol they’re right next to each other on bookmarks too and are indistinguishable on quick glance

heh

it's the eason for the season

spurs should draft alex sarr and go full team frahnce

― the defenestration of prog (voodoo chili), Wednesday, April 17, 2024 3:26 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

they could def go for paris texas status, they already have wemby and sidy cissoko (played mostly g league, but should probably get more time in the big club this year). theres not only sarr but risacher and tidjane salaun likely going in the lottery. i think risacher would be a great fit if he's as good a shooter as he seems, sarr im less convinced would work as a non-floor spreading big next to wemby.

wim wenders player intro hype video

Spurs would have the no. 1 pick with the "Gold Plan":

Thanks for continuing to champion the Gold Plan!

Here's the NBA version, with the Spurs running away with a second straight #1 pick by playing hard down the stretch.

We'll ask again, how's that not better?#PorVida pic.twitter.com/HpmvkmO69L

— Chuck (@ChuckSportsApp) April 15, 2024

im sorry i will never support anything with this obamacare exchange ass sounding name

lol it was invented by a guy named Gold!

which is kind of Obamacare-esque really

ha

what a coincidence that the guy who made obamacare was named obama

I didn't realize that Jontay Porter is Michael Porter Jr.'s brother, or that his other bro Coban was about to do eight years in prison for drunk driving/killing a lady.

damn rough times for the porter family

in this clip you can’t see woj blinking out the morse code for D-O-N-O-V-A-N-M-I-T-C-H-E-L-L with his eyes

Adrian Wojnarowski says that the Miami Heat are well-positioned to potentially acquire a star who aligns with Bam Adebayo's age timeline

(h/t @ohnohedidnt24 )

pic.twitter.com/xrJGy6HYF6

— NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) April 19, 2024

*shein influencer saying “okay” video*

Woj: "It's gonna be a different summer in the NBA. I think there are gonna be a lot of guys entering the NBA portal and I think there's gonna be a lot more player movement this summer." pic.twitter.com/sQpf6neTto

— Oh No He Didn't (@ohnohedidnt24) April 19, 2024

entering the portal

portal check

portal rico babyyyy

hes prob right, hawks gotta trade one of trae or dejounte, gsw could shake things up, lebron could leave la, bulls might finally blow it up, the aforementioned d mitch, utah might go full tank 4 cooper and trade lauri, who knows who might flame out in the offs early and panic trade we could be seeing some deals folks which is almost as good as the games

woj and shams secret conspiracy to destroy the english language via nba rumormongoring

shams should actually be forced to use AI to write for him, he would be more legible

they're too busy entering portals to learn how to write or hire an editor

the nytimes bought the athletic as a way to save on editing their sports section

FX has released the official trailer for “Clipped,” the docudrama about former Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling. It airs June 4 on Hulu

Ed O’Neill plays Sterling, Doc Rivers is portrayed by Laurence Fishburne, J. Alphonse Nicholson is Chris Paul pic.twitter.com/pA4V0hIs1k

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 25, 2024

does blake griffin play himself?

Funny how Al Bundy is doing a voice but not Fishburne -- when did Doc's voice go?

Shams was ready

Inside the waning voice of Frank Vogel, offensive issues around the Suns and their Big 3, and what comes next for one of the NBA’s most expensive rosters after a first-round sweep — with @DougHaller at @TheAthletic:https://t.co/HCS0dJGrso

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) April 29, 2024

its not as good tho i need the dvr

― lag∞n, Friday, August 23, 2024 8:10 PM (fifty-two seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

dvr stands for dont vvatch replays

that doesnt even make any sense

pobody's nerfect

all this petty squabbling amidst these barren hoop-free days, how will we survive

720pier dot ru

Rip Hoop Streams

Also I’m actually mad about the Amazon thing it’s such a bad user experience

not paying for any sports anything until they get rid of the gambling stuff

but players will always love to go for the steal even if they give up defensive position, its just too alluring of a play

If players love going for the steals, then so should fans.

I agree the gambling stuff sucks in fact it's kinda taking me out of the league a bit, I can't watch the NBA shows or Sportscenter anymore, like I really just do not fucking care how many points + rebounds Jayson Tatum is going to get tonight

I always have trouble getting illegal streamz up on my big TV.

yeah I got a big TV too,,, problem for me is all the beautiful women I have over don’t like it when the stream lags

lmaooo pic.twitter.com/0yQBQTh9Wy

— 🛸 (@Zolllaa) August 24, 2024

not sure what’s happening or but jokic is playing in some game and just threw himself an alley-oop off the backboard

ok it’s the goran dragic “farewell game”. luka and dirk are there. luka just shot a t-shirt cannon into the crowd

boban drilling threes

chris bosh is playing?

yeah he got like special clearance of some kind

idk why goran is doing this but i guess it speaks well of him that so many notable guys showed up

hes team slovenias all time scorer

Free agent G Lonnie Walker IV has agreed on a one-year deal with the Boston Celtics, his agent George S. Langberg of GSL Sports Group tells ESPN. Walker IV averaged 9.7 points and shot 38% on three-pointers in 58 games for Brooklyn last season. pic.twitter.com/uAvrtsIQkD

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) August 29, 2024

lonnie and derrick reunion 🥹

its an exhibit 10 contract, jeez i hope he can stick around

weird how he just fell through the cracks

doh I got him mixed up with Lindy Waters III and was really confused for a second.

the first and only SUMMERTIME MADNESS tournament sponsored by surge and calecovision - sweet 16 (ends saturday aug 31 2024)

participate in the discourse i spent a lot of time on this (30 minutes)

good signing for celtics walker can eat up some minutes on a not even minimum deal

Steph re-ups with a 1-year extension.

In some ways, this is a bit of a surprise from Curry. By signing an extension and locking himself in for the next three years, Curry — on the surface — gives up a key piece of leverage with the front office. His hopes for a fifth championship rest on the front office making the moves to give him a worthy supporting cast. The threat of his departure is a worthy reason for them to be diligent in that pursuit.

Curry already has four rings and he'll be a unanimous first ballot HOF inductee, so his legacy is sewed up. His off-court personality reads as a happy and contented guy who just wants to enjoy his life and his family. Does he want another ring? Sure. But this seems vmic.

dudes worth like 500M a year out there easily, they should give him some ownership

Willie Cauley-Stein completed a 65-day rehab stay in 2022 for what he thought was a bootleg Percocet addiction, later finding out he was buying fake pills laced with Fentanyl:

“I could easily be dead… I hear stories all the time about kids going to a party, never taking a drug… pic.twitter.com/FKYheSdbBx

— Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) August 29, 2024

xp can't really do that until after he retires, unfortunately. But yeah Curry and Lebron bring in ridiculous money for their franchises. I don't think anyone else comes close in terms of $ value right now.

Ah… the NBA is real quiet, literally nothing happening… All the trades seem to be done…

Oh hey Brandon Ingram Just posted this! pic.twitter.com/kXfNpndGZV

— Nick Angstadt (@NickVanExit) August 30, 2024

brandon ingram posts that thinking hes underrated, i watch it in total agreement bc hes overrated, everyone wins

just say youll sign a less than max contract brandon ingram and you can go somewhere else tomorrow

Saw this headline, with these line breaks, and nearly had a heart attack:

'He Needed to Get Up Out Of There': Steph Curry Leaves Wife
Ayesha Stunned After He Removes the Golden State Warriors
from His Instagram Bio

they did it on purpose lol

interesting the age of the super team has passed and there arent even any bigtime duos

honestly a really tough question, my answer i think is still lebron and anthony davis

but i think you can make a case for durant and booker, tatum and brown, luka and kyrie, edwards and gobert, maybe even shai and chet if chet takes a big step, idk https://t.co/BsEIGCk4jT

— ben pfeifer (@bjpf_) September 5, 2024