nba off season 2024 bud 2 suns etc

thanasis seems like an MLM guy for sure

I’m sorry if you changed your bet based on jontay porter. Such valuable info

Hawks have 2 first rounders to help turn things around before years of handing their picks to the spurs. Kind of the the Duke wite would be a good fit

it was a player prop

an NBA bettor subsequently placed an $80,000 parlay proposition bet with an online sports book, to win $1.1 million, wagering that Porter would underperform in the March 20 game

then porter tapped out early in the game with a flare up of an existing injury

spurs should draft alex sarr and go full team frahnce

Ah thanks goon. Don’t really see the gambling thing going well but what do I know

the vibes are vile but im sure the nba will make tons of money off it, which is nice for them

big games tonight for who will not play the celtics and who will maybe play the celtics

rooting for 76ers to not play the celtics

i really don’t think the heat will win tonight but sticking boston w/ philly is prob the most damaging thing they can do in these playoffs

the one bright side i guess to playing philly now is getting embiid so soon off injury

This game talk is for the INS, not for those of us already languishing in the OFFS EASON.

oops my bad

cracking up at lagoon making two imperceptible thread titles and then being the first one to screw it up

hoisted with my own petard

it’s driving me nuts lol they’re right next to each other on bookmarks too and are indistinguishable on quick glance

heh

it's the eason for the season

spurs should draft alex sarr and go full team frahnce

― the defenestration of prog (voodoo chili), Wednesday, April 17, 2024 3:26 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

they could def go for paris texas status, they already have wemby and sidy cissoko (played mostly g league, but should probably get more time in the big club this year). theres not only sarr but risacher and tidjane salaun likely going in the lottery. i think risacher would be a great fit if he's as good a shooter as he seems, sarr im less convinced would work as a non-floor spreading big next to wemby.

wim wenders player intro hype video

Spurs would have the no. 1 pick with the "Gold Plan":

Thanks for continuing to champion the Gold Plan!

Here's the NBA version, with the Spurs running away with a second straight #1 pick by playing hard down the stretch.

We'll ask again, how's that not better?#PorVida pic.twitter.com/HpmvkmO69L

— Chuck (@ChuckSportsApp) April 15, 2024

im sorry i will never support anything with this obamacare exchange ass sounding name

lol it was invented by a guy named Gold!

which is kind of Obamacare-esque really

ha

what a coincidence that the guy who made obamacare was named obama

I didn't realize that Jontay Porter is Michael Porter Jr.'s brother, or that his other bro Coban was about to do eight years in prison for drunk driving/killing a lady.

damn rough times for the porter family

in this clip you can’t see woj blinking out the morse code for D-O-N-O-V-A-N-M-I-T-C-H-E-L-L with his eyes

Adrian Wojnarowski says that the Miami Heat are well-positioned to potentially acquire a star who aligns with Bam Adebayo's age timeline

(h/t @ohnohedidnt24 )

pic.twitter.com/xrJGy6HYF6

— NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) April 19, 2024

*shein influencer saying “okay” video*

Woj: "It's gonna be a different summer in the NBA. I think there are gonna be a lot of guys entering the NBA portal and I think there's gonna be a lot more player movement this summer." pic.twitter.com/sQpf6neTto

— Oh No He Didn't (@ohnohedidnt24) April 19, 2024

entering the portal

portal check

portal rico babyyyy

hes prob right, hawks gotta trade one of trae or dejounte, gsw could shake things up, lebron could leave la, bulls might finally blow it up, the aforementioned d mitch, utah might go full tank 4 cooper and trade lauri, who knows who might flame out in the offs early and panic trade we could be seeing some deals folks which is almost as good as the games

woj and shams secret conspiracy to destroy the english language via nba rumormongoring

shams should actually be forced to use AI to write for him, he would be more legible

they're too busy entering portals to learn how to write or hire an editor

the nytimes bought the athletic as a way to save on editing their sports section

FX has released the official trailer for “Clipped,” the docudrama about former Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling. It airs June 4 on Hulu

Ed O’Neill plays Sterling, Doc Rivers is portrayed by Laurence Fishburne, J. Alphonse Nicholson is Chris Paul pic.twitter.com/pA4V0hIs1k

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 25, 2024

does blake griffin play himself?

Funny how Al Bundy is doing a voice but not Fishburne -- when did Doc's voice go?

Shams was ready

Inside the waning voice of Frank Vogel, offensive issues around the Suns and their Big 3, and what comes next for one of the NBA’s most expensive rosters after a first-round sweep — with @DougHaller at @TheAthletic:https://t.co/HCS0dJGrso

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) April 29, 2024

beal wrote that in the cms

Absolutely haha. Whole team got the memo were blaming Vogel and gonna give this another shot with a new coach next year and it will all be different we promise

Denver should draft Bron Jr just for giggles

lebron, welcome to the offs eason

lebron leaving la and letting the lakers empire crumble, lets gooooooo

There’s gonna be a lot of big moves this offseason I think

New Orleans Pelicans, welcome to the offs eason too. Sorry that you have to play Farrah Fawcett to the famous Lakers of Los Angeles

This whole Kyle Filipowski getting groomed into the Mormon culture and exiling his family, then getting drafted by the Utah Jazz is WILD 😳 pic.twitter.com/gYYusw1lON

— Jack Parodi (@betr_jack) June 27, 2024

jesus

this whole thing is very funny we need more details

let lil freaks be lil freaks he’ll be a senator one day

So who needs a rim protector named Capela or a 3D guy named Hunter? Capela’s on the last year of his contract btw

Wow just found out Lebron James is sleeping with his teammates’ mom. Class act.

— HTB ♨️ (@HenryTheBlasian) June 27, 2024

finally got back at delonte west

lmao

reading kevin pelton trade grades and he notes that the wolves can’t trade a first round pick until draft night 2026

Dallas has traded Tim Hardaway Jr. and three second-round picks to Detroit for Quentin Grimes, sources tell ESPN.

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) June 28, 2024

trades!

Isn't Delonte West living on the streets?

yeah it aint pretty

grimes shd put dallas over the top

grimy, as he liked to be called

Dejounte going to NOLA?

Dejounte and CJ don't seem like the most compatible backcourt

The Pelicans are trading a 2025 first-round (via the Lakers) and a least-favorable Milwaukee/Pelicans 2027 first-round pick, Larry Nance Jr., and more, for Murray, sources tell ESPN. https://t.co/61uRnxnLFl

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) June 28, 2024

the official woj tweet

dece haul for atl, weird fit for nance since they have a bunch of bigs already maybe trade him

nola will prob trade ingram now, cj moves to 6th man best role for him at this stage of his career

dejounte-murphy-jones-zion-jarrett allen?

They took my advice to trade DD since he was never going to learn to shoot without Fred Vinson.

feels pretty meager to me

wonder if the ingram trade is already done kinda weird to move their only remaining center

feels pretty meager to me

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, June 28, 2024 7:53 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

def not as much as they gave up for him but doubt there was anything better out there hes a good player but his his inability to play off ball hurts him theres a lot of good ball dominant guards in the league, they can prob get another first for nance, three crappy firsts and a promisingish young player its ok

as a spurs fan, i have to say this trade is great

lol

atl v much looks worse on paper, and i doubt the spurs are playoff bound, so its lookig like 2 lotto picks again except this time its in the Good Draft

they should tank for cooper flagg

this apparent retrenchment around trae young is weird

apparently the offers were even less for trae than what they got for dejounte, tough spot

yeah i get it, tough spot. i guess hoping now that jalen/deandre/dyson/zacch becomes a good wing rotation for him?

I do not think the hawks are building around trae at this point