nba off season 2024 bud 2 suns etc

it was a player prop

an NBA bettor subsequently placed an $80,000 parlay proposition bet with an online sports book, to win $1.1 million, wagering that Porter would underperform in the March 20 game

then porter tapped out early in the game with a flare up of an existing injury

spurs should draft alex sarr and go full team frahnce

Ah thanks goon. Don’t really see the gambling thing going well but what do I know

the vibes are vile but im sure the nba will make tons of money off it, which is nice for them

big games tonight for who will not play the celtics and who will maybe play the celtics

rooting for 76ers to not play the celtics

i really don’t think the heat will win tonight but sticking boston w/ philly is prob the most damaging thing they can do in these playoffs

the one bright side i guess to playing philly now is getting embiid so soon off injury

This game talk is for the INS, not for those of us already languishing in the OFFS EASON.

oops my bad

cracking up at lagoon making two imperceptible thread titles and then being the first one to screw it up

hoisted with my own petard

it’s driving me nuts lol they’re right next to each other on bookmarks too and are indistinguishable on quick glance

heh

it's the eason for the season

spurs should draft alex sarr and go full team frahnce

― the defenestration of prog (voodoo chili), Wednesday, April 17, 2024 3:26 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

they could def go for paris texas status, they already have wemby and sidy cissoko (played mostly g league, but should probably get more time in the big club this year). theres not only sarr but risacher and tidjane salaun likely going in the lottery. i think risacher would be a great fit if he's as good a shooter as he seems, sarr im less convinced would work as a non-floor spreading big next to wemby.

wim wenders player intro hype video

Spurs would have the no. 1 pick with the "Gold Plan":

Thanks for continuing to champion the Gold Plan!

Here's the NBA version, with the Spurs running away with a second straight #1 pick by playing hard down the stretch.

We'll ask again, how's that not better?#PorVida pic.twitter.com/HpmvkmO69L

— Chuck (@ChuckSportsApp) April 15, 2024

im sorry i will never support anything with this obamacare exchange ass sounding name

lol it was invented by a guy named Gold!

which is kind of Obamacare-esque really

ha

what a coincidence that the guy who made obamacare was named obama

I didn't realize that Jontay Porter is Michael Porter Jr.'s brother, or that his other bro Coban was about to do eight years in prison for drunk driving/killing a lady.

damn rough times for the porter family

in this clip you can’t see woj blinking out the morse code for D-O-N-O-V-A-N-M-I-T-C-H-E-L-L with his eyes

Adrian Wojnarowski says that the Miami Heat are well-positioned to potentially acquire a star who aligns with Bam Adebayo's age timeline

(h/t @ohnohedidnt24 )

pic.twitter.com/xrJGy6HYF6

— NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) April 19, 2024

*shein influencer saying “okay” video*

Woj: "It's gonna be a different summer in the NBA. I think there are gonna be a lot of guys entering the NBA portal and I think there's gonna be a lot more player movement this summer." pic.twitter.com/sQpf6neTto

— Oh No He Didn't (@ohnohedidnt24) April 19, 2024

entering the portal

portal check

portal rico babyyyy

hes prob right, hawks gotta trade one of trae or dejounte, gsw could shake things up, lebron could leave la, bulls might finally blow it up, the aforementioned d mitch, utah might go full tank 4 cooper and trade lauri, who knows who might flame out in the offs early and panic trade we could be seeing some deals folks which is almost as good as the games

woj and shams secret conspiracy to destroy the english language via nba rumormongoring

shams should actually be forced to use AI to write for him, he would be more legible

they're too busy entering portals to learn how to write or hire an editor

the nytimes bought the athletic as a way to save on editing their sports section

FX has released the official trailer for “Clipped,” the docudrama about former Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling. It airs June 4 on Hulu

Ed O’Neill plays Sterling, Doc Rivers is portrayed by Laurence Fishburne, J. Alphonse Nicholson is Chris Paul pic.twitter.com/pA4V0hIs1k

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 25, 2024

does blake griffin play himself?

Funny how Al Bundy is doing a voice but not Fishburne -- when did Doc's voice go?

Shams was ready

Inside the waning voice of Frank Vogel, offensive issues around the Suns and their Big 3, and what comes next for one of the NBA’s most expensive rosters after a first-round sweep — with @DougHaller at @TheAthletic:https://t.co/HCS0dJGrso

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) April 29, 2024

beal wrote that in the cms

Absolutely haha. Whole team got the memo were blaming Vogel and gonna give this another shot with a new coach next year and it will all be different we promise

Denver should draft Bron Jr just for giggles

lebron, welcome to the offs eason

lebron leaving la and letting the lakers empire crumble, lets gooooooo

There’s gonna be a lot of big moves this offseason I think

New Orleans Pelicans, welcome to the offs eason too. Sorry that you have to play Farrah Fawcett to the famous Lakers of Los Angeles

what can lebron really do it's quite the conundrum

LeBron on if this was his last game as a Laker: "I'm not gonna answer that. I appreciate it."pic.twitter.com/i3MVZAaJcF

— BrickWrld (@BRICKW0RLD) April 30, 2024

there is not an obvious pick here, he could always say fuck it round 3 in cleveland and thatd be fun. knicks would be fun but i think thibs would murder him with 40 mpg. gs might lure him to their retirement home with the promise of free tech stocks. or maybe he really will go to whomever drafts bronny and suffer in utah or something, i mean d wade kinda owns part of the team.

hearing rumours that ball is looming?

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Hawks extended Jalen Johnson for 5yr 150

great deal

BALL

i don’t know what a good deal is anymore

not a knock on jalen who is v promising i just see all the extensions now and think money isn’t real

is that the max

i do like jalen johnson theres a good chance he outplays that contract at some point doesnt seem exactly like a steal but youve kind of got to give promising guys that fun max or at least thats been the conventional wisdom maybe thats changing or will change under the new apron regimes idk

people seem to think most of these guys took pretty team friendly deals. at the beginning of a new CBA i think it’s hard for us laymen to really grasp what is a good or bad contract. but $30m a year is not gonna be that huge of a salary, i guess

jts not that hard to grasp just wait for spotrac to update the info and look at % of cap

sure but i think at this juncture in a new CBA there is a lot that is unknown about how things are gonna play out in a macro sense, what team behavior may end up being in a few years, what the free agency & trade markets might look like etc in this specific case how the aprons are gonna change the league. just a lot of moving variables where i think ppl who study this stuff may have better educated guesses but those people are wrong about lots of stuff too

The Sixers annouce that Joel Embiid will not play in any games this week, that Paul George will miss Wednesday's opener against the Milwaukee Bucks, and that Jared McCain's availability will be announced later today.

— Tim Bontemps (@TimBontemps) October 22, 2024

ah, well, nevertheless!

whatre u gonna do

the new structure with the aprons def adds some uncertainty but i think the calculations with these rookie extensions are prob not that different signing guys who are on the upswing of their careers usually works out pretty well and even if it doesnt youre only allowed to offer them so much, thing that might be more affected is those second max deals the real big ones, already seen kat get traded cause that contract was just too big, will be interesting to see if teams are as willing to hand them out, also were already seeing changes at the low end teams not using their midlevel exemptions only carrying 14 guys players like lonnie walker or gary trent who in years past who at least couldve gotten a piece of a mid level deal are signing for the minimum or dont have deals at all yet

this embiid situation seems really bad preseason youve got nothing to do but get ready for the season he only played one preseason game and still couldnt do it his knee might just be cooked

i mean is there an injury reported whatre we looking at here

I don't think he played any preseason games, which supposedly was always the plan. Last year he only played a single preseason game.

I mean it's not good, but if they keep him on ice the early part of the season and he is healthy for the stretch and playoffs that might be better than what has happened the last x number of years.

progressing well and ramping up ok

76ers: Joel Embiid and Paul George are out for opener vs. Bucks on Wednesday. Embiid is progressing well and ramping up, scrimmaging this week. He will not play this week. George will be re-evaluated later in the week. pic.twitter.com/oDFyAx1mbz

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) October 22, 2024

lets goooooooooooo
2024-25 NBA Regular Season Thread – Capture the Flagg or King of the Hill?

That PG photo looks like he is out for personal reasons (high as fuck).

It’s not the end of the world that Embiid is missing the first couple games of the season, but you can’t just go “THIS IS ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN” and never explain what the plan was or why this is the plan.

He played in the Olympics 2 months ago. Why hasn’t he scrimmaged since?…

— Mike O'Connor (@MOConnor_NBA) October 22, 2024

the part i still don't understand about this entire idea is that embiid famously can only stay in adequate NBA shape when regularly playing NBA basketball, and yet the plan is for him to intentionally play in fewer games, so that when he gets to the playoffs, he is 100% and ready to go. this makes me feel like i somehow have watched embiid's career more closely than the people actually running the sixers, which isn't true and isn't possible, and yet!!

He didn't look great in the Olympics and he shouldn't have played, but I think that was an Embiid call, not a Sixers call.

Agreed that they could maybe be clearer, but they did announce a load management plan (not going to play any b2bs this year) at the same time they said he wasn't going to play in the preseason. So I think it is "some highly calculated long term load management regimen" even if they haven't explicitly said that and maybe/probably it's not going to work.

teams are allowed to hold players out of international play for injury reasons fwiw, obvs there are more interpersonal political reasons for the sixers to let him do what he wants tho

That PG photo looks like he is out for personal reasons (high as fuck).

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, October 22, 2024 12:31 PM (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol