nba off season 2024 bud 2 suns etc

the vibes are vile but im sure the nba will make tons of money off it, which is nice for them

big games tonight for who will not play the celtics and who will maybe play the celtics

rooting for 76ers to not play the celtics

i really don’t think the heat will win tonight but sticking boston w/ philly is prob the most damaging thing they can do in these playoffs

the one bright side i guess to playing philly now is getting embiid so soon off injury

This game talk is for the INS, not for those of us already languishing in the OFFS EASON.

oops my bad

cracking up at lagoon making two imperceptible thread titles and then being the first one to screw it up

hoisted with my own petard

it’s driving me nuts lol they’re right next to each other on bookmarks too and are indistinguishable on quick glance

heh

it's the eason for the season

spurs should draft alex sarr and go full team frahnce

― the defenestration of prog (voodoo chili), Wednesday, April 17, 2024 3:26 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

they could def go for paris texas status, they already have wemby and sidy cissoko (played mostly g league, but should probably get more time in the big club this year). theres not only sarr but risacher and tidjane salaun likely going in the lottery. i think risacher would be a great fit if he's as good a shooter as he seems, sarr im less convinced would work as a non-floor spreading big next to wemby.

wim wenders player intro hype video

Spurs would have the no. 1 pick with the "Gold Plan":

Thanks for continuing to champion the Gold Plan!

Here's the NBA version, with the Spurs running away with a second straight #1 pick by playing hard down the stretch.

We'll ask again, how's that not better?#PorVida pic.twitter.com/HpmvkmO69L

— Chuck (@ChuckSportsApp) April 15, 2024

im sorry i will never support anything with this obamacare exchange ass sounding name

lol it was invented by a guy named Gold!

which is kind of Obamacare-esque really

ha

what a coincidence that the guy who made obamacare was named obama

I didn't realize that Jontay Porter is Michael Porter Jr.'s brother, or that his other bro Coban was about to do eight years in prison for drunk driving/killing a lady.

damn rough times for the porter family

in this clip you can’t see woj blinking out the morse code for D-O-N-O-V-A-N-M-I-T-C-H-E-L-L with his eyes

Adrian Wojnarowski says that the Miami Heat are well-positioned to potentially acquire a star who aligns with Bam Adebayo's age timeline

(h/t @ohnohedidnt24 )

pic.twitter.com/xrJGy6HYF6

— NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) April 19, 2024

*shein influencer saying “okay” video*

Woj: "It's gonna be a different summer in the NBA. I think there are gonna be a lot of guys entering the NBA portal and I think there's gonna be a lot more player movement this summer." pic.twitter.com/sQpf6neTto

— Oh No He Didn't (@ohnohedidnt24) April 19, 2024

entering the portal

portal check

portal rico babyyyy

hes prob right, hawks gotta trade one of trae or dejounte, gsw could shake things up, lebron could leave la, bulls might finally blow it up, the aforementioned d mitch, utah might go full tank 4 cooper and trade lauri, who knows who might flame out in the offs early and panic trade we could be seeing some deals folks which is almost as good as the games

woj and shams secret conspiracy to destroy the english language via nba rumormongoring

shams should actually be forced to use AI to write for him, he would be more legible

they're too busy entering portals to learn how to write or hire an editor

the nytimes bought the athletic as a way to save on editing their sports section

FX has released the official trailer for “Clipped,” the docudrama about former Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling. It airs June 4 on Hulu

Ed O’Neill plays Sterling, Doc Rivers is portrayed by Laurence Fishburne, J. Alphonse Nicholson is Chris Paul pic.twitter.com/pA4V0hIs1k

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 25, 2024

does blake griffin play himself?

Funny how Al Bundy is doing a voice but not Fishburne -- when did Doc's voice go?

Shams was ready

Inside the waning voice of Frank Vogel, offensive issues around the Suns and their Big 3, and what comes next for one of the NBA’s most expensive rosters after a first-round sweep — with @DougHaller at @TheAthletic:https://t.co/HCS0dJGrso

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) April 29, 2024

beal wrote that in the cms

Absolutely haha. Whole team got the memo were blaming Vogel and gonna give this another shot with a new coach next year and it will all be different we promise

Denver should draft Bron Jr just for giggles

lebron, welcome to the offs eason

lebron leaving la and letting the lakers empire crumble, lets gooooooo

There’s gonna be a lot of big moves this offseason I think

New Orleans Pelicans, welcome to the offs eason too. Sorry that you have to play Farrah Fawcett to the famous Lakers of Los Angeles

what can lebron really do it's quite the conundrum

LeBron on if this was his last game as a Laker: "I'm not gonna answer that. I appreciate it."pic.twitter.com/i3MVZAaJcF

— BrickWrld (@BRICKW0RLD) April 30, 2024

there is not an obvious pick here, he could always say fuck it round 3 in cleveland and thatd be fun. knicks would be fun but i think thibs would murder him with 40 mpg. gs might lure him to their retirement home with the promise of free tech stocks. or maybe he really will go to whomever drafts bronny and suffer in utah or something, i mean d wade kinda owns part of the team.

but the real answer is spurs, he'd be great with wemby

confirmed

He needs Trae by his side in LA

Maybe consider Milwaukee

if it sounds like i’m rationalizing no i’m not you’re rationalizing

lol

in my estimation the knicks didn’t have to give up very much to get this done. DDV is a good player but they had a lot of depth on the perimeter/wing so i don’t know if they’ll miss him in a huge way. KAT has many of the same flaws as randle and is just a better player and a much easier piece to fit into an offense. line ups with brunson, bridges, OG and KAT will do damage in the regular season, i think this makes the knicks better.

the question obviously is how far you can get in the playoffs with KAT as your 5. i’m sure the knicks think they can somewhat replicate playing KAT with a 5 a la gobert, but idk if i see robinson getting tons of minutes deep in the playoffs. and he is always hurt. i’m obviously skeptical that having KAT as your 5 in the playoffs is a good idea

I am devastated

— KnicksMuse (@KnicksMuse) September 28, 2024

i think DDV is a nice get for the wolves, they definitely needed some more bodies on the perimeter in the playoffs last year, they relied a lot on NAW imo. i don’t think randle is very good but playing him next to gobert makes some sense i guess. i worry for ant but he can probably make a lot of stuff work

i know this was primarily financially motivated but the wolves do have a more balanced roster now with DDV and dillingham, assuming he’s a plus for them. i don’t think they’re better though. it feels like randle will go out in another deal to me idk tim connelly is too good a GM to be riding w/ that into the playoffs

gonna miss having randle around, seems like an extremely good dude. and his random elevation into a great player really did put the knicks on the path they’re on. it’s a tough business

I am not sure how the wolves plan to score this year. they were bottom half offensively already

The word from the Towns camp is this: “Stunned.”

Nine years with the Wolves. Impeccable in the community. All-Star and All-NBA. Now a New York Knick.

— Jon Krawczynski (@JonKrawczynski) September 28, 2024

pour one out for woj on this late breaking Friday night

honestly love this for the knicks too

pelton

Towns saw opponents shoot 67% in the restricted area, according to Second Spectrum tracking data, the last time he was a full-time center, in 2021-22 prior to the Gobert trade. By comparison, players shot 62% against Robinson last season and 57% against Hartenstein, one of the league's better rim protectors.

https://archive.ph/qKqNm#selection-17737.0-17737.309

if the knicks plan is really to play kat a bunch at center well i dont love it, i mean its prob nbd for the regular season but in the offs seems pretty dicey, a lot depends on robinsons health which isnt great maybe the knicks make another move idk, tho with kat at center you do get to play three great defenders with og bridges hart, but youre still weak at the 1 and 5 which isnt a great combo, also kat makes way too much money

this trade is prob a solid upgrade for the knicks, getting a guy who can really score the ball is good for them, but adds on court and roster inflexibility long term so if it works thats great but if it doesnt theyre kinda stuck, if knicks fans/media turn on kat it could get ugly

og always injured too, thibs coaching, as a celtics fan this trade doesnt fill me with dread, but it does concern me a little bit

i think if i were the knicks i wouldve kept my powder dry and not done this trade, tho they did get a pretty cheap price for a player of kats caliber, but on the other hand the price wasnt cheap for no reason

A constant drumbeat throughout the last year-plus: The Knicks wanted KAT. The Knicks wanted KAT. The Knicks wanted KAT.

Eerily similar to the drumbeat in Minnesota when the Wolves coveted D'Angelo Russell. It was constant until they got him.

Common thread? Gersson Rosas.

— Jon Krawczynski (@JonKrawczynski) September 28, 2024

to me personally this is purely an opportunity cost situation for the knicks. they 1 for 1 replaced randle, DDV is a good player but it’s very conceivable the knicks could find another back up 2/3 by the deadline, and the pick seems like whatever

i find it hard to believe they’re a worse team, i just think the question is whether they ultimately could have done something else, but their argument is probably that this trade package is not netting you a player of KAT’s caliber elsewhere in the league

yeah especially weird since they made so many moves during that time, is kat the perfect guy for the team you had then and the team you have now, its not like hes some super versatile guy who can just fit in anywhere xp

if i were them i wouldve just waited until they could trade marcus smart for porzingis and two firsts

Well....this was crazy to wake up to

I don't know what to think

I liked KAT a lot more than most and he was a good teammate and Timberwolf. Will miss him

I feel like Jordan's thing of like seeing the current wolves as connected to their long history of futility and failure & seeing that connection as like embodied in Karl Anthony Towns is probably correct but like - I liked those bad failed teams and I cheered for them, KAT seemed to genuinely like Minnesota and carried the team a bunch of times over the years, it's all very sad.

Windy:
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/41492663/how-knicks-timberwolves-unique-problems-led-unlikely-karl-anthony-towns-julius-randle-trade

ah ok

If there was one player Rose coveted more than Brunson, a de facto member of his family when he was hired as Knicks president in 2020, it might've been Towns. Both with deep Jersey roots, Rose had bonded with Towns when he was a teen and, as his agent, had been there with him from his Kentucky days to being picked No. 1 overall to becoming a max contract player.

oh. haha