nba off season 2024 bud 2 suns etc

spurs should draft alex sarr and go full team frahnce

― the defenestration of prog (voodoo chili), Wednesday, April 17, 2024 3:26 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

they could def go for paris texas status, they already have wemby and sidy cissoko (played mostly g league, but should probably get more time in the big club this year). theres not only sarr but risacher and tidjane salaun likely going in the lottery. i think risacher would be a great fit if he's as good a shooter as he seems, sarr im less convinced would work as a non-floor spreading big next to wemby.

wim wenders player intro hype video

Spurs would have the no. 1 pick with the "Gold Plan":

Thanks for continuing to champion the Gold Plan!

Here's the NBA version, with the Spurs running away with a second straight #1 pick by playing hard down the stretch.

We'll ask again, how's that not better?#PorVida pic.twitter.com/HpmvkmO69L

— Chuck (@ChuckSportsApp) April 15, 2024

im sorry i will never support anything with this obamacare exchange ass sounding name

lol it was invented by a guy named Gold!

which is kind of Obamacare-esque really

ha

what a coincidence that the guy who made obamacare was named obama

I didn't realize that Jontay Porter is Michael Porter Jr.'s brother, or that his other bro Coban was about to do eight years in prison for drunk driving/killing a lady.

damn rough times for the porter family

in this clip you can’t see woj blinking out the morse code for D-O-N-O-V-A-N-M-I-T-C-H-E-L-L with his eyes

Adrian Wojnarowski says that the Miami Heat are well-positioned to potentially acquire a star who aligns with Bam Adebayo's age timeline

(h/t @ohnohedidnt24 )

pic.twitter.com/xrJGy6HYF6

— NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) April 19, 2024

*shein influencer saying “okay” video*

Woj: "It's gonna be a different summer in the NBA. I think there are gonna be a lot of guys entering the NBA portal and I think there's gonna be a lot more player movement this summer." pic.twitter.com/sQpf6neTto

— Oh No He Didn't (@ohnohedidnt24) April 19, 2024

entering the portal

portal check

portal rico babyyyy

hes prob right, hawks gotta trade one of trae or dejounte, gsw could shake things up, lebron could leave la, bulls might finally blow it up, the aforementioned d mitch, utah might go full tank 4 cooper and trade lauri, who knows who might flame out in the offs early and panic trade we could be seeing some deals folks which is almost as good as the games

woj and shams secret conspiracy to destroy the english language via nba rumormongoring

shams should actually be forced to use AI to write for him, he would be more legible

they're too busy entering portals to learn how to write or hire an editor

the nytimes bought the athletic as a way to save on editing their sports section

FX has released the official trailer for “Clipped,” the docudrama about former Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling. It airs June 4 on Hulu

Ed O’Neill plays Sterling, Doc Rivers is portrayed by Laurence Fishburne, J. Alphonse Nicholson is Chris Paul pic.twitter.com/pA4V0hIs1k

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 25, 2024

does blake griffin play himself?

Funny how Al Bundy is doing a voice but not Fishburne -- when did Doc's voice go?

Shams was ready

Inside the waning voice of Frank Vogel, offensive issues around the Suns and their Big 3, and what comes next for one of the NBA’s most expensive rosters after a first-round sweep — with @DougHaller at @TheAthletic:https://t.co/HCS0dJGrso

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) April 29, 2024

beal wrote that in the cms

Absolutely haha. Whole team got the memo were blaming Vogel and gonna give this another shot with a new coach next year and it will all be different we promise

Denver should draft Bron Jr just for giggles

lebron, welcome to the offs eason

lebron leaving la and letting the lakers empire crumble, lets gooooooo

There’s gonna be a lot of big moves this offseason I think

New Orleans Pelicans, welcome to the offs eason too. Sorry that you have to play Farrah Fawcett to the famous Lakers of Los Angeles

what can lebron really do it's quite the conundrum

LeBron on if this was his last game as a Laker: "I'm not gonna answer that. I appreciate it."pic.twitter.com/i3MVZAaJcF

— BrickWrld (@BRICKW0RLD) April 30, 2024

there is not an obvious pick here, he could always say fuck it round 3 in cleveland and thatd be fun. knicks would be fun but i think thibs would murder him with 40 mpg. gs might lure him to their retirement home with the promise of free tech stocks. or maybe he really will go to whomever drafts bronny and suffer in utah or something, i mean d wade kinda owns part of the team.

but the real answer is spurs, he'd be great with wemby

confirmed

He needs Trae by his side in LA

Maybe consider Milwaukee

Would he make sense in Philly? I think he would, but doubt that's the kind of market or team he is looking for.

it would be cool for him to play for a year on whatever team drafts his son, unfortunately I just don't think Bronny is good enough. he could be the next Thanasis I guess

he was considered a legit nba prospect before the heart attack theres a chance he could get back there but proving it in college would be good

it seems like even putting that aside, draft media got way over their skis on bronny. he’s like an avery bradley type but even worse at offense

i mean its a nice story for them, getting drafted off yr name then face planting in the nba wouldnt be as pleasant

I wonder if someone will be willing to burn a second rounder if it's a package deal with LeBron

i think someone for sure would, does bron want to do it idk seems like a weird sitch

like is bron willing to make the midlevel instead of $50m seems like probably not, in that case youre looking at a trade to get him somewhere else which isnt that easy, would the lakers take bronny in the second round to make bron happy, it does seem like a lakers type thing to do, except that they havent really been on board with gm lebron so idk, him staying in la and not playing with bronny seems like the most likely outcome, but also bron obvs has not been afraid of big moves in the past so maybe hell do it again

maybe the sixers will draft bronny and sign bron the ultimate morey caper

it's an interesting situation because despite being really old for an NBA player his numbers haven't really dropped off nor has he gotten hurt, feel like he could be really good in a 3rd banana role where he plays 25-30 MPG for another 3 years

its crazy how good he still is dont think anyone has retired while being this good before no idea how long it will before hes retirement quality

jordan doesnt count since he came back

Including playoffs and regular season…

LeBron in Year 2: averaged 27, 7 and 7
LeBron in Year 10: averaged 27, 8 and 7
LeBron in Year 16: averaged 27, 8 and 8
LeBron in Year 21: averaged 26, 7 and 8

It’s just absurd.

— Tim Reynolds (@ByTimReynolds) April 30, 2024

it's pretty wild that he's still figured out a way to get those numbers since his athleticism *has* dropped off, starting around the time he joined the Lakers. though to be fair during his peak years he was doing shit I didn't even know human beings were capable of.

Joel Embiid says he lost about 25-30 lbs. Says he still wants to lose more, but that he's doing well health wise.

Says this year there is no agenda - All-Star, All-NBA, etc. It's all about getting to the playoffs ready to go.

— Austin Krell (@NBAKrell) September 30, 2024

skinny joel

saying and doing the right things!

I hadn't heard that, but that is good news. Hopefully he did some balance training as well.

Jimmy. :( https://www.nba.com/news/jimmy-butler-heat-media-day-2024

heat culture wins again

it’s all fun and games until you can’t make it out of the play in better get that ass in shape

Hi everybody.

Pretty pumped for some hoops in a month

cannot believe the san antonio spurs' chris paul is just weeks away from his debut with the greatest small market team in the history of professional sports

chris paul is also just months away from his 40th birthday

TJD grew an inch in the off-season, clearly making a play for a starting role.