Juiceman, Juiceman, Juiceman, them boys up to something

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A general thread for juice talk, juice allegations and wild claims about who's juicin.

Spottie, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 18:15 (nine years ago)

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Spottie, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 18:15 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChoNjuxUgAEorFx.jpg

Spottie, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 18:16 (nine years ago)

lmao

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 18:24 (nine years ago)

ten rings on like a basketball player

ciderpress, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 18:27 (nine years ago)

Wade in 5 years
http://nsa28.casimages.com/img/2011/09/30/110930112115899325.jpg

Spottie, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 18:35 (nine years ago)

i am juicing

Clay, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:32 (nine years ago)

i appreciate your honesty

ciderpress, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:34 (nine years ago)

i would do HGH if i had the money

Spottie, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:41 (nine years ago)

what are the basic effects of hgh

marcos, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:42 (nine years ago)

grow your human with hormones while you work from home

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:50 (nine years ago)

http://www.somatropin.cn/effects.html

Spottie, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:51 (nine years ago)

watching dubs-blazers last night i shouted out JUIIIIIIICCCEEEEE when leandro barbosa did a thing and had to explain said outburst to my very puzzled partner who was just trying to read sophie's choice

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:56 (nine years ago)

hah

Spottie, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:58 (nine years ago)

can someone compile a list of ballers we are sure are juicemen and a list of suspected juicefolk thank you in advance

Clay, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 20:00 (nine years ago)

most likely juicers:

Russ
Wade
Lebro
Blake
Barbosa

Spottie, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 20:12 (nine years ago)

if those dudes juice what is stopping other players from juicing

also what is the most commonly consumed juice

marcos, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 20:22 (nine years ago)

HGH

Spottie, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 20:23 (nine years ago)

NBA doesnt blood test for it iirc

Spottie, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 20:23 (nine years ago)

I'm sure more do it but maybe not for prolonged periods. maybe just to get back from injury faster

Spottie, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 20:23 (nine years ago)

if you did the opposite and listed least likely juicers would it just be multiple spurs rosters

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 20:25 (nine years ago)

ha probably. except bonner

Spottie, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 20:28 (nine years ago)

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/stephen-curry-had-platelet-rich-plasma-treatment-on-his-right-knee-182950035.html

prp = secret infusions of juice

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Thursday, 5 May 2016 04:03 (nine years ago)

aka = that kobe

Spottie, Thursday, 5 May 2016 04:04 (nine years ago)

it comes by many names but we know it for what it is

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Thursday, 5 May 2016 04:05 (nine years ago)

prp might as well be healing juice

ciderpress, Thursday, 5 May 2016 12:57 (nine years ago)

steph "juiceman" curry

marcos, Thursday, 5 May 2016 14:14 (nine years ago)

the brazilian juice is real

moullet, Thursday, 5 May 2016 14:15 (nine years ago)

The juice run the world.

(Sorry.)

Jenny Ondioleeene (Leee), Thursday, 5 May 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)

barbosa's juice: derived from obscure brazilian plant and usually only used for horses http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/05/05/sports/basketball/golden-state-warriors-leandro-barbosa-horse-medicine.html?referer=

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 7 May 2016 14:12 (nine years ago)

definitive

http://i.imgur.com/ILAeyMA.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 01:28 (nine years ago)

oh ha what

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 01:28 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7w8olLP.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 01:30 (nine years ago)

http://www.vocativ.com/317389/the-story-of-an-nba-players-mystery-healing-herb/

ulysses, Friday, 13 May 2016 15:02 (nine years ago)

Nice use of the word juice in there

Spottie, Friday, 13 May 2016 16:57 (nine years ago)

seven months pass...

taken from basketblolz
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C18KsfIVEAAaJYR.jpg

Spottie, Thursday, 12 January 2017 04:12 (eight years ago)

ten rings on like a basketball player

― ciderpress, Wednesday, May 4, 2016 2:27 PM (eight months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

example (crüt), Thursday, 12 January 2017 07:21 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/_marcusd2_/status/835334262358491136

Spottie, Saturday, 25 February 2017 05:25 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C99HBEvVoAALbQK.jpg

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/855481607280525312

Spottie, Friday, 21 April 2017 18:08 (eight years ago)

was meant to embed
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C99HBEvVoAALbQK.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 21 April 2017 18:08 (eight years ago)

haha

marcos, Friday, 21 April 2017 18:10 (eight years ago)

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k3vin k., Friday, 21 April 2017 18:46 (eight years ago)

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DC87kzBXkAARKzZ.jpg

down that brown path (Spottie), Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

interesting

micah, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

who wants a heineken!

lag∞n, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

five months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRI8E2jVwAAqmPT.jpg:large

Spottie, Saturday, 16 December 2017 05:25 (seven years ago)

russ is so sour

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Saturday, 16 December 2017 05:39 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSZQHKpUQAAlDZU.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 31 December 2017 18:21 (seven years ago)

lol it’s quite simple really

Spottie, Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:54 (seven years ago)

is steroids common in NBA?

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:56 (seven years ago)

10 rings on like a basketball player

ciderpress, Saturday, 23 February 2019 22:59 (six years ago)

.@JoakimNoah is still bringing the energy! 🔋#GrindCity pic.twitter.com/Mw079YJsB6

— NBA TV (@NBATV) February 26, 2019

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 16:52 (six years ago)

two months pass...

No one has more dunks this postseason than Andre Iguodala. 18th right there for the 35-year-old

— Tom Haberstroh (@tomhaberstroh) May 1, 2019

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 04:25 (six years ago)

three months pass...

NBA makes suspension official, says Chandler tested positive for Ipamorelin. https://t.co/eJNBCi8Fyg

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) August 29, 2019

big city slam (Spottie), Thursday, 29 August 2019 16:19 (six years ago)

Someone wrote some article today about how nba PED testing is really good, actually

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 30 August 2019 17:36 (six years ago)

I'd venture to say that PED testing is generally good for the players, in that most PEDs are terrible for their health, both short term and long term. Removing all restrictions on PEDs would lead to an 'arms race' among players to find the particular witch's brew of drugs that might give them the greatest edge, and every player would feel compelled to participate in that arms race.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 30 August 2019 17:44 (six years ago)

I meant that nba testing is supposedly thorough and difficult to beat

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 30 August 2019 17:47 (six years ago)

There's been a hide-and-seek game going on for half a century between the users of PEDs and the testers for PEDs, so any testing regime had better be up to date and hard to beat or else it's a waste of the league's money.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 30 August 2019 17:55 (six years ago)

Not a waste of the league's money if they don't actually want to find anything. Gives them cover.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 30 August 2019 21:48 (six years ago)

five months pass...

😱 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 😱@CP3 on the receiving end of an alley-oop dunk ‼️ pic.twitter.com/n7acfACevH

— OKC THUNDER (@okcthunder) February 17, 2020

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Monday, 17 February 2020 06:18 (five years ago)

timing and spacing on that were pretty much perfect

circles, Monday, 17 February 2020 15:01 (five years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/KQELX9b.jpg

ciderpress, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 01:56 (five years ago)

one year passes...

Dude couldn’t even barely dunk in the first half of the season

RUSS NASTY POSTER ON BIYOMBO 😱 pic.twitter.com/pxJtfE3z4v

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) March 31, 2021

i was too much listening to your accent (Spottie), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 03:55 (four years ago)

eight months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7TOqp_TiuY

Spottie, Thursday, 16 December 2021 17:49 (three years ago)

bron knew that something must be done to save the Laker's season, and knew exactly which 'something' to do.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 16 December 2021 18:43 (three years ago)

one year passes...

Darvin Ham on LeBron: “It’s legendary the type of resources he exhausts to make himself available.”

— Michael Corvo (@michaelcorvoNBA) March 26, 2023

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Sunday, 26 March 2023 19:39 (two years ago)

― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Friday, December 15, 2017 11:39 PM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink

wow one of my finest

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Sunday, 26 March 2023 19:55 (two years ago)

lol

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Sunday, 26 March 2023 20:24 (two years ago)

LeBron said two doctors recommended season-ending surgery, but then he went to see the “LeBron James of feet” and James determined he’d be able to return.

— Jovan Buha (@jovanbuha) March 26, 2023

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Sunday, 26 March 2023 22:54 (two years ago)

lmfao

k3vin k., Sunday, 26 March 2023 23:36 (two years ago)

lol amazing

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 March 2023 13:48 (two years ago)

imagining that as a go-to formulation for him, ""we gotta trade for russ, he's the lebron james of triple doubles" "we moved to brentwood because it's the lebron james of neighborhoods"

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 29 March 2023 14:01 (two years ago)

oh boy, germany! that’s where I’m the juiceman

k3vin k., Wednesday, 29 March 2023 14:26 (two years ago)

the lebron james of countries

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 29 March 2023 14:29 (two years ago)

He had a kid he determined would be the LeBron James of children

omar little, Wednesday, 29 March 2023 14:30 (two years ago)

true and he did not leave it to chance when it came time to file that birth certificate

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 29 March 2023 14:52 (two years ago)

six months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F7ntpoOWAAAKrjr?format=jpg&name=medium

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 5 October 2023 04:55 (two years ago)

one month passes...

It’s between him, Lance Armstrong, Barry Bonds, and Alex Rodriguez https://t.co/rmxFFyMQ1F

— Olympic Bean (@olympicbean) November 22, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 23 November 2023 06:21 (one year ago)

haa

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 November 2023 12:54 (one year ago)

two months pass...

so you’re telling me he got suspended for……..cheating https://t.co/g9jfieAECQ pic.twitter.com/eDQTkhJ7EZ

— Molly Morrison (@mollyhannahm) January 23, 2024

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 00:12 (one year ago)

DEANDRE JORDAN POSTER OVER GIANNIS 🤯pic.twitter.com/bG3gO0glbw

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) January 30, 2024

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 04:12 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

KG: Can Bronny get a bucket on Bron ?

Paul Pierce: Yeah for sure

KG: You seen his dad? his dad on that balco, he on that new juice

😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/CMXpJb3uAr

— Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_) February 23, 2024

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Saturday, 24 February 2024 20:08 (one year ago)

uh oh

lag∞n, Saturday, 24 February 2024 20:24 (one year ago)

eight months pass...

eyes emoji

Former Los Angeles Clippers trainer Randy Shelton is suing the franchise for wrongful termination, among other things, after he claims he was fired after complaining that Kawhi Leonard was being subjected to unsafe and illegal treatment for injuries. pic.twitter.com/qv1vOwhO7l

— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) October 24, 2024

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Thursday, 24 October 2024 21:10 (eleven months ago)

one month passes...

lebron been missing for a while? big mystery?

Most obvious trip to Germany to get a new supply of PEDs https://t.co/r4cpsr023C

— Smiley (@30GotNext) December 16, 2024

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Monday, 16 December 2024 06:28 (nine months ago)

if he has a nice game off some rest, what are ya gonna do, but if he's flying around like that the rest of the year...🤔

kendrick lamaze "to push a baby out" (m bison), Monday, 16 December 2024 12:44 (nine months ago)

think he could prob get someone to pick them up for him

lag∞n, Monday, 16 December 2024 17:29 (nine months ago)

two weeks pass...

LeBron in the last 5 games:

30.4 PPG
8.4 APG
5.8 RPG
1.2 SPG
57/47/86%
66.9 TS%

Don't take him for granted 🐐. pic.twitter.com/DDAeOXxF9C

— BronMuse (@BronMuse) January 3, 2025


Been good since his mystery disappearance

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Sunday, 5 January 2025 05:39 (nine months ago)

https://bsky.app/profile/dimeuproxx.bsky.social/post/3lf6wqyyouk2l

Clay, Wednesday, 8 January 2025 03:39 (eight months ago)

👀

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 January 2025 04:06 (eight months ago)

six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGGxhO67DWA

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Wednesday, 23 July 2025 23:43 (two months ago)

haa

lag∞n, Thursday, 24 July 2025 00:11 (two months ago)

appreciate how casual jeff is with the accusation

lag∞n, Thursday, 24 July 2025 00:12 (two months ago)

kltuch gonna pay for this to be taken down book it

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Thursday, 24 July 2025 00:14 (two months ago)

apparently teague is a klutch guy??

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Thursday, 24 July 2025 00:17 (two months ago)

the k in klutch stands for "knowing who does steroids"

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Thursday, 24 July 2025 00:19 (two months ago)

Knowing
Lebron does steroids
U
T
C
H

lag∞n, Thursday, 24 July 2025 00:21 (two months ago)

calls were made:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWyYkf7zZkE
starts about 2:30

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Thursday, 24 July 2025 18:54 (two months ago)

lol case closed

lag∞n, Thursday, 24 July 2025 19:44 (two months ago)

jeff teague not ready for the klawsuit

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Thursday, 24 July 2025 21:13 (two months ago)


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