1st to 100 no game clock, 4 on 4 short court, no foul shots players just get the points if theyre fouled in the act, no charges on plays where the defender isnt actively guarding the ball handler ie no sliding in on a driver, soccer style rolling inbounding, hockey style live line changes, no live ball timeouts, 20 second shot clock, euro style playing the ball off the rim in the cylinder, wider court so the 3pt line is uniform and theres more room to shoot in corners, more room under the basket ie move the baseline back relative to the basket, 40 game season, no fouling out, call the foul after the play on fastbreaks... and trampolines jk
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)
same rules but the ball is made of chocolate
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:49 (eight years ago)
add the baseball rule where if you sub someone out they can't re-enter the game
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:51 (eight years ago)
lol LeBron would be entering in the 2nd quarter
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:53 (eight years ago)
dunks are worth 3 points, 4 if the rim is subjected to a certain level of force
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:54 (eight years ago)
https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/9/93770/2368999-genesis_archrivals.jpg
― Clay, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:54 (eight years ago)
when two players possess the ball at the same time, instead of a jump ball, they fight for it, first to hit the ground "turns over" the ball to the other player
xpost lol i LOVED that game
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)
machine learning algorithms award each field goal a point value from 1 to 5 based on the difficulty
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 5 April 2017 22:11 (eight years ago)
everyone's gotta kiss
― qualx, Thursday, 6 April 2017 05:35 (eight years ago)
the new way to score points is to squeeze the ball between your legs as sexy as possible. groin injuries that lead to verified medical procedures are worth 15 bonus points, applied to the following game.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 April 2017 05:53 (eight years ago)
you see the guy fucking the hoop in the background of the arch rivals cover? above? 30 points
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 April 2017 05:56 (eight years ago)
No live ball timeouts and euro style every ball is live in the cylinder are my personal obsessions and also probably on the short list of real possibilities
Getting rid of goaltending/interference both ways I think is just a pure win, if you can get there swat it out, if you want to points JAM THAT SHIT
― gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:37 (eight years ago)
2 points actually thanks autocorrect
Um goaltending/basket interference is important for preventing teams from sticking a tall guy under the hoops with his hand in the rim all game.
― nice cage (m bison), Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)
screw u and ur logic
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:52 (eight years ago)
any shot not goaltended automatically scores
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)
halfcourt and beyond shots are worth 4 points
― royce jung (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)
everyone is white and the main commentator is Richard Spencer
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Friday, 7 April 2017 16:34 (eight years ago)
opposing viewpoint: everyone is Richard Spencer and the main commentator is white
― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Friday, 7 April 2017 17:01 (eight years ago)
rachel dolezal officiates
― royce jung (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 April 2017 18:14 (eight years ago)
losing team is exposed to legionnaire's disease
― royce jung (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 April 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)
winner gets to tour with rae sremmurd
― royce jung (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 April 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)