things kobe said after a screening of his animated short at tribecca film festival

i really want to see him film now!

Narrative and story arc

seals

seals def

seals

Even I voted seals

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"In sports, you have restrictions." He's referring to teammates.

this is the essence of kobe right here

its perfect he think hes being so mature about the hinderance of teammates

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good poll

i voted beethoven but i think bise is right that restrictions is the correct choice

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/kobe-bryant-is-still-obsessed

W T F

lol hes so crazed

every single thing he does is a cry for help it's pretty beautiful

the MUSECAGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab7znwmU5LQ

thats song where does this shit come from

lmao

http://i.imgur.com/GUadIW6.png

Lmbo

i missed this but kobe is really one of the all time GOAT insane people, i love him to death

i'm making it my life's mission to separate kobe the person -- singularly, hilariously crazy -- from kobe stans, who swear he's the second best player since MJ. one is endlessly entertaining, the other does not matter.

Literally 90% of lakers fans believe he's the 2nd best and their argument is to just point to their ring finger

I met a human being who said Kobe was better than Jordan because of defense.

omfgggg

http://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/19008484

i'm sorry if it was already posted but i'm flipping out

kobe really represents the worst of humanity

i might...not hate kobe anymore? i always thought he was an asshole but he's actually just...really mentally disturbed?

hes a mentally disturbed asshole

i mean so was hitler

fair

i mean does anyone here think kobe wldnt start a civilization threatening war or commit genocide to prop up his ego

As a basketball player I can't forgive him for the flagrant on mike miller and defending Bynum's midair tackles

musecage is really one of the most hilarious and perfect concepts anyone has ever presented

being so consumed by something that inspires you that eventually traps you and makes your life hell... the most kobe thing imaginable

dark musings lol

a child puppet chanting crush kill destroy

all this stuff is normal inside kobes head

^^^

imagine if kobe was your dad

like the shit he must drill into his children is the truly dark musing for me rn

this could be wildly off but... i think it's prob good he has three daughters

ya was thinking the same thing clay

a child puppet chanting crush kill destroy

― lag∞n, Tuesday, May 9, 2017 12:17 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is excellent & good

I missed this but would have voted seals

Although clays phrasing there makes it sound like Kobe had to finish Star Wars first before he could meet with john Williams which if real would get my vote for eternity

Seriously now I kinda want someone to work with Kobe to create a treatment for Star Wars 8 and flash animate it or something before the real thing arrives

#musecage

sexualing healing (crüt)
Posted: May 9, 2017 at 12:02:46 AM
a child puppet chanting crush kill destroy
― lag∞n, Tuesday, May 9, 2017 12:17 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is excellent & good

child /snake/ puppet

Learning about the art of story from one of my muses today. Thank you @GRRMspeaking #muse #musecage pic.twitter.com/8ujSrkKJ7h

— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) May 12, 2017

dark muse clearly judging by the clothes

lmfao doggggggg

The Mamba joins composer John Williams at the Hollywood Bowl to recite his "Dear Basketball" poem

🎥: https://t.co/RHc7bznMjt pic.twitter.com/hjNluRAzN4

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) September 4, 2017

oh, kobe. i hope you are with us forever.

my god

i literally can't watch that

Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) to host a new show on ESPN called Detail. Written, produced and hosted by the #Lakers legend himself. Premieres in March, via @ESPNPR

— Ryan Ward (@RyanWardLA) January 12, 2018

o man lol

ayiyi

wait, he got on oscar nod for this nonsense? lolll

Kobe Bryant​ is now an Oscar nominee!

He gives us an inside look at the making of his now Academy Award-nominated animated short film, "Dear Basketball." pic.twitter.com/0JGdPcgzJh

— Yahoo Sports NBA (@YahooSportsNBA) January 23, 2018

someone called in a favor

guys kobe won an oscar i'm so happy, he's gonna lose whatever fraction of sanity he has left

unreal

Still a rapist

we are all in the musecage now

nah fuck kobe forever

obvs in retrospect that a voting body full of lakers fans wld make this fateful decision

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXi35RRVQAEKO_1.jpg:large

fraud

someone teach kobe about recency bias

https://i.imgur.com/ZZE6N51.jpg

cyber kobe lurkin’

On espn+ which uh what is that?

i dont deserve to be exposed to the mind of kobe bryant like i try to be a good person you know

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/time-kobe-bryant-asked-heath-ledger-dark-knight-destroy-gotham-205741443.html

“There was one time when Kobe, who I worked with for 18 years, was going back to play in Madison Square Garden, and he had just seen ‘The Dark Knight,'” said Pelinka. “Obviously, you guys saw that movie, and he’s like, ‘Hey, hook me up with dinner with Heath Ledger, because he got so locked in to that role. I want to know how he mentally went there.’ So, he had dinner with Heath, and he talked about how he locks in for a role. And Kobe used some of that in his game against the Knicks.”

Ledger posthumously won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his role as the Joker in “The Dark Knight.” He died during the film’s editing process in January 2008, six months before the film’s release, which presumably means Kobe watched a screener of the film before it was finished.

huh idk

I think Pelinka is telling a tall tale.

Kobe probably saw A Knight’s Tale.

lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiUCsIZUEAAwBim.jpg:large

jfc incredible

lol how long are the suits going to humor him theres no way anyone* is watching this shit

*besides students of kobes derangement obvs

like who even is it thats trying to make kobe the storyteller a thing its such a blatantly off the wall concept, they got him an oscar lol wtf

truly bizarre

kobestan is a populous country

ELLEN! You’re the best – thank you for having me! @theellenshow #ThePunies #MambaMentalityBook pic.twitter.com/wpNFmbr8GY

— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) September 28, 2018

o no

Don’t watch the overhead angle of the Kobe-Barnes no flinch unless you want it to be totally ruined.

— Taco Trey Kerby (@treykerby) October 2, 2018

He wasnt standing in front of him when he did it my whole life is a lie pic.twitter.com/8pGF2IRAjQ

— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) October 2, 2018

I’m shook

if you watch the vid you'll see Barnes is looking left but moves the ball slightly right towards Kobe's face, not as direct as the side view implies but enough of an feint that a normal human being without ice in their veins would have flinched.

*a feint

if anything the above view answers some pressing questions i had about the veracity of the original angle and i'll allow that Kobe is a villain Barnes couldn't intimidate there

pass fake to the right of kobes head he had no reason to flinch tbqh, prob the reason for kobes extreme nonchalance is he knew a timeout was coming therefor did not bother to guard the inbounder

Oh no pic.twitter.com/PFcQGMQDF1

— Austen Leake (@TribStarAusten) October 2, 2018

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— Mamba Sports Academy (@MambaSportsHQ) December 2, 2018

smh

"In sports, you have restrictions." He's referring to teammates.

Not bizarre enough to win, but the best at encapsulating Kobe's career.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwp_aaWVsAAAbFJ.jpg

lol

is that for real?

i dont think so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXXWUv2cSNY

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— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) February 26, 2019

omg so much thirst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAH67VlgS88

https://deadspin.com/kobe-bryant-finds-outlet-for-passive-aggression-in-yout-1838048960

i am dying at Kobe's original caption for this photo

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/cofns45jvzdj17et9bxf.jpg

thank jebus that dude doesn't have a son

lol "wizenard"