NCAA HOOP

im watching college basketball!

trying to check out chet holmgren but timme is much better because hes three years older this is what college basketball is like

i can report that holmgren does look very tall and thin

kind of reminds me of durant just as far as looking like a spider out there

https://www.theringer.com/2021/11/12/22778105/chet-holmgren-gonzaga-freshman-draft-prospect-body-type

14/13/6 with 7 blocks in his first college game (against uh dixie state)

AS CALLED ON DAYTON FLYERS RADIO: pic.twitter.com/rPQh7UI9RJ

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) November 26, 2021

chet v paolo 2nite baby big game

neglected to watch it, looked like a good game tho

uconn women ranked seventh

what a disaster, geno no doubt searching wikipedia for 'seppuku'

amazing that joe lunardi has carved out a career as a 'bracketologist'

i mean all you have to do is . . . look at the team records? maybe the kenpom? and if you're wrong on a bubble team, you can always blame it on some minor conference tournament upset

i respect the hustle, particularly when it involves writing mid-january stories about how kansas has fallen off the one-line(!)

we have a scrum in madison

CHAOS IN THE HANDSHAKE LINE

Juwan Howard is HOT😲pic.twitter.com/6BnBdhOVK2

— PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) February 20, 2022

lol this is a tremendously bad look for howard

you hafta think some serious disrespect was perceived in what the badger coach said

not howard’s first time not acting his age

o shit duke's gonna lose K's last home game

shouldve booked an easier game

i haven't been paying attention to the acc, but i was sort of surprised to see that unc isn't ranked despite being 14-5 in conference play.

this 20-minute long extended feed of sad Duke fans waiting to be addressed by Coach K is one of the greatest moments in sports television history. I’m riveted

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) March 6, 2022

Hate see Mike go out like this.

— Daggum Roy (@DaggumRoy) March 6, 2022

this is pretty good i had idea he was such a psycho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfyw0I9Zucs

i have two really good friends from high school who went to duke, apparently he would use rallies to ream out the student sections for not cheering hard enough using like total full profanity. he is a psychotic little rat man.

lol not sure how i missed that thought he was more of a professional success wins type guy, i like him better now

i haven't been paying attention to the acc, but i was sort of surprised to see that unc isn't ranked despite being 14-5 in conference play.

― circles, Saturday, March 5, 2022 8:26 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago)

bad year for the ACC. not sure UNC has a single NBA player on their team. even duke feels like a top 5 team by default more than anything. banchero might be the only NBA player on their team.

if you root for an acc basketball team that isn't duke you're very well aware that coach k is notorious for berating the refs into leaning towards duke w/ his demonic vermin screaming that will never ever get T'd up because he is the one and only coach k

xxxp that was not my experience having gone to duke (tbf i am old)

i mean, i don't think he's a *nice* guy, but i doubt he's worse than most other coaches, let alone the successful ones

Haha @WorldWideWob pic.twitter.com/mdWTF1EHNP

— Karan (@Karan8263) March 6, 2022

notorious for berating the refs into leaning towards duke w/ his demonic vermin screaming

lol he's still bitter about dean getting this treatment 30-40 years ago

i will say i hate duke but i don’t hate coach k. idk why. maybe it’s bcuz so many NBA players who didn’t play for him in college seem to love him

athletes are the most enthusiastic consumers of athletic mythology

that’s true

i mean im sure hes good with players, college sports is so much about recruiting after all, but hes def got a halo

tbh i just think he pays a great deal of attention to the small shit

ten years ago i went to a duke fantasy camp (courtesy of an extremely loaded friend, because i can in no way afford that) and basically tore my acl the first time i touched the ball, which was embarrassing af

two weeks later he fucking called me to 'see how i was doing'

obviously he built up advantages (and presumably he thought i had more money to spend on him) but that's good recruiting

wow yeah that is some high level shit

that's impressive as hell, no argument from me

yeah, that's impressive. even as the years went on he could still sell himself to recruits and their families, duke donors, the media, and nba players on team usa. lol, i guess seeing bob knight up close gave him good example of how not to do it.

banchero might be the only NBA player on their team.

― J0rdan S., Saturday, March 5, 2022 9:06 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

griffin is gonna be a high pick, but maybe cause this draft is just not great

DAVE HOLMGREN

Chet Holmgren's dad films all of his son's games from the stands 🎥 pic.twitter.com/OwohB90TIx

— ESPN (@espn) March 8, 2022

lol

Dad goals

is michigan even going to make the tournament

supposedly yes, but if they don’t they only have themselves to blame

is the play-in even the tournament? i say no

i say no for power conference teams but yes for others

definitely iffy for power teams that were ranked in the preseason top 10!

carolina's armando bacot from the field tonight: 9-10

the other nine tar heels: 13-50

hate to see it

oh my duke seems to have lost another game

o shit

hate to lose to the hokies and/or wahoos

we are the same

wow u did it

Kareem Walton Betts Kevin K, quite the legacy, congrats

dynasty

UNC hiring michael malone as coach… what on earth

since belichick worked out so well

I’m surprised. wonder how his temperament will play at that level

the way aday mara moves is interesting hes kinda slouchy bad posture but then hes prancing up on the balls of his feet moving pretty well and obvs just a huge human being

I would like to see less of reed

these bright ass half zips should be banned

they should wear the yellow suits instead

refs indeed be reffing this game

they brought their whistles

fave moment three minute timeout to add two seconds to the clock

the way aday mara moves is interesting hes kinda slouchy bad posture but then hes prancing up on the balls of his feet moving pretty well and obvs just a huge human being

― lag∞n, Monday, April 6, 2026 8:07 PM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

his fluidity at that size is remarkable

alright the officiating is so bad Im sorry

reed has absolutely no chance down low

michigan finally imposing its preferred pace on the game, and making some jump shots

Mara is going to play pro hoop for a long time, he is really good. Got to say he looks like a Spanish big man not unlike the Gasol brothers.

ugly game but they were truly the best team all year. 8-24 two years ago, 37-3 champions now. unbelievable turnaround by dusty may, who seems to be the one person who has totally solved modern college ball

what is cadeaus next level because

I tuned in and watched Michigan earlier this year take apart Gonzaga, they looked like a video game team.

They did all this without Cason too who went out for the year with injury in February.

Like Cignetti in football, I think Dusty May pulling this off is going to get a lot of coaches fired as they figure they should be able to do this very thing with whatever they have.

Got to figure the clock is ticking for a whole lot of coaches...

And the crazy a$$ thing is tomorrow is probably going to be the busiest day of recruiting...what a nutty sport.

Mara is a really impressive shot blocker

he needs to build strength, gets moved around by stockier bigs. but his wingspan is absurd and his mobility and flexibility is rare for such a huge guy. his jump shot seems like it could develop, too

gotta be a target for any team looking for a wemby stopper

congrats voodoo

dominant run by mich

one of kon knueppel’s younger brothers committed to duke today. his name is Kager

i dont trust this family

understandable

at least the plumlees had vaguely normal names (points off for the same first letter; that was embarrassing when roger clemens did it and remains so for everyone else. let your children have their own personalities ffs)

also dusty may otm; why would any decent coach want to manage an endless cycle of one-year contracts? ncaa hoops is fairer to the players now, and might still create interesting tournaments, but it's tough to gaf

https://i.postimg.cc/K87HJ9sm/image.png

“ok, i’m here with a family a capella group named “four ‘dos and a don’t”— you’re the dad, so you’re the “don’t,” amirite?”

that family likes the letter "k" a suspicious amount

Willy Wonka ass family. Knoople Oooples.

i knew a family growing up that had four or five T sons

two youngest kons didnt get a chain, sad

the thing w/ the knueppels is not only their slavish devotion to K names but their desire to come up with names that have previously never existed in our collective psyche during the last 600 years

kon knueppel is such a fucked up name it feels bad to say it

all of roger clemens' kids names start with K because strikeouts, get it?

some ppl's narcissism knows no bounds

i can’t tell if this better or worse for the knueppels straight up creating new names. i think i’d rather be Kon or Kidman than Kody or Kacy and certainly Koby or Kory but prob not Kager

actually being called Kon is pretty fucked up

Kidman i can kinda rock with

Kager makes me irrationally angry.

if he makes the NBA he'll turn into an 'apt name for a basketball player' crossword clue

no kong no kred

lol king should be kons nickname

kon academy

wrath of kon

Kegger; Klepto; Klansman