Victor Wembanyama aka Wemby aka The Extraterrestrial

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to discuss the 7'4" french hooper

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 19 October 2023 00:46 (one year ago)

Victor Wembanyama just dribbled the ball through Reggie Bullock’s legs 🤯pic.twitter.com/uVSh0k5P8F

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) October 19, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 19 October 2023 00:48 (one year ago)

that's mean

Clay, Thursday, 19 October 2023 00:51 (one year ago)

la muscade

oatly carmichael (m bison), Thursday, 19 October 2023 01:32 (one year ago)

Kids these days have no respect.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 19 October 2023 11:39 (one year ago)

https://x.com/worldwidewob/status/1715555240748232761?s=46&t=XlsbhgknQH65_CH00_uPqw

out here blocking klay threes

k3vin k., Saturday, 21 October 2023 12:02 (one year ago)

i think his defensive ceiling is to become the most impactful defender since bill russell

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:28 (one year ago)

just caught up on a bunch of highlights on NBA TV, holy cannoli!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:36 (one year ago)

he blocked wiggins three times lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:54 (one year ago)

Kinda wild if you think about it. pic.twitter.com/GIzGNlIUT2

— C.J. Holmes 🚀 (@CjHolmes22) October 21, 2023

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:57 (one year ago)

That whole 90 seconds is lol

Wemby did all this in 90 seconds 👽 pic.twitter.com/LwKec8Nc4j

— Brett Usher (@UsherNBA) October 21, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:01 (one year ago)

Hot take: he's going to be All-Defense as a rookie.

His 3 point shot is a little shaky but his midrange already looks solid.

Jane Eyre Jordan (Leee), Saturday, 21 October 2023 18:09 (one year ago)

curious to see what his offense looks like against full speed nba d, hes def doing some iffy stuff but prob also has some already strong parts to his offense, pop said hes letting him figure it out on his own just letting him do whatever he wants which was surprising but does seem true through the preseason at least, defense is yeah already insane, wouldnt be surprised if he made the allstar game this year, hes a phenomenon

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 October 2023 18:15 (one year ago)

Def interested to see what he looks like once teams start trying and all start to build a scouting report on him.

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Saturday, 21 October 2023 21:52 (one year ago)

tbh i think teams have heard of this guy

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 21 October 2023 22:18 (one year ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_ygGfnFzQc

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 October 2023 23:13 (one year ago)

oh my god

https://x.com/ericsal_7/status/1715916481265799380?s=46&t=XlsbhgknQH65_CH00_uPqw

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:26 (one year ago)

that looks fake

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:28 (one year ago)

lol i may have gone to hs with that x poster (according to my friend who insists this is true)

but yeah that picture is bananas

oatly carmichael (m bison), Sunday, 22 October 2023 19:31 (one year ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dta2sjy7GRg

TW for those who are afraid of heights.

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 18:27 (one year ago)

lol the hand in space

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 18:33 (one year ago)

the layup is insane he just…lays it in

k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 October 2023 18:35 (one year ago)

They should get him a go pro instead of having him hold his little phone.

Jeff, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 19:26 (one year ago)

He has scored

Clay, Thursday, 26 October 2023 02:00 (one year ago)

So "only" 3 blocks in the last game, guys are maybe testing him less now?

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Saturday, 28 October 2023 21:17 (one year ago)

he's definitely altering drives and perimeter jumpers even if he isnt getting contact

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 28 October 2023 22:08 (one year ago)

This guy reached the highest level for his sport on the planet and his highlight reel still looks like when there’s a 5-star recruit in a small high school district https://t.co/kfB8oRY36b

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) November 3, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:02 (one year ago)

love how much the announcers are just chuckling at how insane this dude is

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 17:29 (one year ago)

making KD look like Mugsy Durant out there

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:31 (one year ago)

The question now might be how soon does he become the best player in the league.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:31 (one year ago)

when theyre running the throw it up where no one else can get it play they could still be throwing it much higher lol no ones brain can process what hes capable of

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 17:34 (one year ago)

Kareem is the only near-analog to Victor in terms of instant impact on the whole league, but Kareem arrived in the league aged 22 and already had three NCAA championships under his belt. Wembanyama just needs to add some muscle and show his body can endure the grind of 82 games plus endless playoff series and he'll unquestionably be in the top three or four. Getting enough separation that everyone agrees who is "the best player in the league" is almost impossible these days.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:46 (one year ago)

when theyre running the throw it up where no one else can get it play they could still be throwing it much higher

Yeah I noticed that too, I mean where's this kid's (literal) ceiling?

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:48 (one year ago)

you know who I feel a little bad for is Pop, I mean the guy was fairly vocal about wanting to hang it up someday soon and suddenly this absolute freak just lands in his lap

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 18:44 (one year ago)

lol no way, wemby just added like ten years to pops life. hes set

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:05 (one year ago)

I mean its a good problem to have but I kinda feel like Pop was finally letting himself think about fucking off for a while and spening all day fishing

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:33 (one year ago)

I assume pop is having the time of his life with this kid

Clay, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:42 (one year ago)

its his karmic payout for being one of the first nba guys to take european basketball players seriously

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:44 (one year ago)

most nba coaches are overworked type-A nervous wrecks. pop strikes me as about the most mentally healthy coach out there. he'll quit whenever he wants to.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:45 (one year ago)

well yeah he seems like the one dude who might like a life outside of basketball

dont get me wrong when the Spurs got the pick the first thing I thought was that I was happy for Pop, I love when coaches like that can go out on a high note

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:47 (one year ago)

The question now might be how soon does he become the best player in the league.

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, November 3, 2023 1:31 PM (two hours ago)

you have guys like jokic, tatum, luka who are still just into or haven't even entered their prime years so i think i'd peg it at like 3 years until victor is indisputably the best player in the league

i think the more interesting question is how much better will he be than the second best player of his wave of guys? like if you put luka, tatum, shai etc to the side -- they're all 24/25 -- and focus just on the 22/23 year olds and under you have guys like: paolo, ant edwards, cade, halliburton, chet, franz, barnes... it feels like victor could be 2x better than them even as most if not all of those guys will be all NBA players

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:54 (one year ago)

if hes the best player in the league at 22 well boy howdy, not usually how it works but could happen

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:03 (one year ago)

hard not to get ahead of ourselves here after witnessing last night... but yeah. please just stay healthy

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:06 (one year ago)

im sure hell have some injuries as his alien body adjusts to earth life, just hopefully nothing too serious

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:09 (one year ago)

since we're getting ahead of ourselves in this thread after seeing some of those plays last night my reaction wasn't just "he could be the best player in the league in 3 years" but also "they may have to change the rules for this guy"

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:16 (one year ago)

will this guy even have to box out? he gumbied a pass last night with his arm bent like 90 degrees over the defenders head lol

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:18 (one year ago)

Need E-40 to say victor wembanyama one time

— no bells (@nobellsblog) November 3, 2023



facts

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:35 (one year ago)

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:37 (one year ago)

haha id be surprised if he wasnt working up a song right now

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:37 (one year ago)

Mr Wembanyama Mr Vic Wembanyama

symsymsym, Saturday, 4 November 2023 01:20 (one year ago)

i loved demar when he played here, and i think he would work as a game-closer/6th man at the end of his career and help them rack up a few regular season wins. the spurs will need 3pt shooters around wemby, though. klay is the archetype of guy they need on the wing, but he's already 34. i can't see them doing anything more than 1-year mle type deals with vets that deep into their careers. bruce is a good rotation guy, but they can't afford to flesh out the bench when the starting lineup has such glaring holes. also bruce belongs in denver.

its gonna have to be a draft-built team just as it was with duncan (and the warriors with curry mostly). thankfully they've got a lot to build with there, but it does mean they'll need to land an all-star (assuming vassell is what he is right now as a borderline all-star on a 60-win team type player).

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Sunday, 24 March 2024 18:53 (one year ago)

just get four more wembys, what i would do

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2024 21:28 (one year ago)

sarr incoming

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Monday, 25 March 2024 01:21 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

The total eclipse has just begun. 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑 pic.twitter.com/ihGr5mFzai

— Nike Basketball (@nikebasketball) April 8, 2024

I Chet the Holmgren (Spottie), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 04:54 (one year ago)

The Shammgod. 😱
The Spin. 🌪️
Prime Wemby. 👽 https://t.co/8XcAkJxSLo pic.twitter.com/EPdbIiEWfv

— NBA (@NBA) April 10, 2024

I Chet the Holmgren (Spottie), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 07:40 (one year ago)

even though they havent won a lot this year, wemby has been a joy to watch every night

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 11:06 (one year ago)

that’s such a casually sick move

brony james (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 14:47 (one year ago)

hes improving at a crazy rate

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 14:53 (one year ago)

7-5 guy who can do high level dribbling in traffic ok

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 14:54 (one year ago)

lol at Nike using the classic 90s alien, they need to put a joint in his mouth and recreate the "take me to your dealer" poster

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 April 2024 15:12 (one year ago)

shd do a 90s rave flyer aesthetic for all of wembys stuff

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 15:16 (one year ago)

KG is so funny pic.twitter.com/Hga5CrUnQA

— Dom2K 🎅 (@Dom_2k) April 12, 2024

I Chet the Holmgren (Spottie), Friday, 12 April 2024 23:08 (one year ago)

WEMBY 17 PTS IN 3 MIN 😱 pic.twitter.com/ig4dvRxNn8

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) April 13, 2024

I Chet the Holmgren (Spottie), Saturday, 13 April 2024 06:04 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

in a stunning turn of events wemby has won the rookie of the year award

Clay, Monday, 6 May 2024 23:09 (one year ago)

thats my guy who i like

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Monday, 6 May 2024 23:13 (one year ago)

scoot was robbed

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 01:02 (one year ago)

otm. scoot was the victim of more than a few steals this season

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 01:28 (one year ago)

congrats wemby!

https://i.postimg.cc/5NygxHC7/leader.jpg

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 13:58 (one year ago)

A student at St. Mary’s Hall High snagged the ball after Wembanyama’s exuberant heave. A Spurs staffer was sent to retrieve it from the youth with a promise of a ticket to another game. That contest turned out to be that big win over the Nuggets. Aware of the ultimate fate of the ball he had tossed into the stands, Wembanyama autographed another ball to be presented to the St. Mary’s Hall student. On it, he wrote in all caps: SORRY YOU COULDN’T KEEP THE OTHER BALL. HOPE THIS WORKS TOO.

Costas Mandylorian (Leee), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 22:38 (one year ago)

lmao kid goes to smh he gets enough breaks in life already sheesh

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 22:56 (one year ago)

smh high

Clay, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 23:00 (one year ago)

kid shouldve taken off with the ball try to get out of the stadium thats a challenge

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 May 2024 23:01 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

attn frogbs:

Just overheard Victor Wembanyama, he's picking up cards for RogSi lol wtf pic.twitter.com/jH8ULjTS10

— eddie (@1edddddddddddie) May 22, 2024

ciderpress, Friday, 24 May 2024 02:56 (one year ago)

the shop he was at is like a 5 min drive from my son's school

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Friday, 24 May 2024 03:25 (one year ago)

btw wemby is a totally hopeless dork and hes absolutely perfect for our lame city

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Friday, 24 May 2024 03:26 (one year ago)

btw2:
ROY
2nd in DPOY, all-nba defensive first team
blocks champ
finishes 20th in all-nba voting

pretty good rookie season for the 20 year old center from fwonce

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Friday, 24 May 2024 03:34 (one year ago)

i predict hes gonna get a lot of blocks in his career just have a feeling about it

lag∞n, Friday, 24 May 2024 03:56 (one year ago)

god can you imagine having to play against this guy. like you're trying to see a couple turns ahead in your mind but sitting across from you is a man wih the most insane body proportions youve ever seen in your life

frogbs, Friday, 24 May 2024 04:01 (one year ago)

four months pass...

Wemby x Chris Paul 👀

(via @nateryansports) pic.twitter.com/w7rIcwdPNz

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) September 30, 2024

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Monday, 30 September 2024 17:49 (eight months ago)

one month passes...

More cool moves like this for the dunk vs step back logo threes please victor

Victor Wembanyama put the MOVES on Naz Reid 😅
pic.twitter.com/U5jf7gPRFK

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) November 3, 2024

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Sunday, 3 November 2024 06:36 (seven months ago)

hes still shooting too many 3s for someone who is not good at them, but the difference between him and zach collins is like the difference between zach collins and me

starring skibidi williams as lando calrizzian (m bison), Sunday, 3 November 2024 14:57 (seven months ago)

what does his best offense look like now

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 November 2024 15:23 (seven months ago)

if the spurs were hyperfocused on getting wemby his best looks, theyd be at the rim constantly (and playing fewer minutes with sochan who occupies that space currently). but it sounds like pop wants him to shoot a bunch of perimeter j's this year to develop that part of his game. theyre not tanking, but they are experimenting still.

starring skibidi williams as lando calrizzian (m bison), Sunday, 3 November 2024 16:02 (seven months ago)

like pick and roll, post, face up iso, all of that?

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 November 2024 16:09 (seven months ago)

yeah, just having the center of the court open with shooters/slashers on the wing, right now sochan is the guy getting most of those looks (and doing pretty well! 17+ ppg on career-best efficiency) and wemby's efficiency is awful bc he's shooting 22% from 3 on 7 attempts a game. he's 81% from within 3 feet but less than a quarter of his attempts are that close.

starring skibidi williams as lando calrizzian (m bison), Sunday, 3 November 2024 16:21 (seven months ago)

the good news is that the sochan+wemby defensive pairing is smothering, their d is borderline elite. they can both switch on anyone and make life difficult. steph castle looks incredible for a rookie there too even tho his shooting is brick city rn.

starring skibidi williams as lando calrizzian (m bison), Sunday, 3 November 2024 16:23 (seven months ago)

its interesting obvs long term you want him to be able to hit threes just from a scheme flexibility standpoint but even if hes shooting them decently do you want him taking that many i think you want him near the basket mostly

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 November 2024 16:25 (seven months ago)

yeah i kinda dont care if he ever becomes a 40% 3 point shooter if he can get 70% of his 2s and get fouled all the time, but it does mean they need to get more shooting around him (brian wright: impossible!!)

starring skibidi williams as lando calrizzian (m bison), Sunday, 3 November 2024 16:45 (seven months ago)

two months pass...

The Ascension Of Victor Wembanyamahttps://t.co/QKu2SMJa72 pic.twitter.com/y4xoP7EnpR

— Kirk Goldsberry (@kirkgoldsberry) January 23, 2025

what angers me about the smurfs these days (voodoo chili), Thursday, 23 January 2025 18:45 (four months ago)

thassalotta wembies

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 24 January 2025 02:09 (four months ago)

team of wembys vs team of wembys

lag∞n, Friday, 24 January 2025 02:14 (four months ago)

three months pass...

Wemby playing soccer looks wild

https://bsky.app/profile/offball.news/post/3lnl47iljxk2g

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 25 April 2025 00:51 (one month ago)

Which one is he

frogbs, Friday, 25 April 2025 01:13 (one month ago)

cute

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2025 01:31 (one month ago)

ppl who have figured out how to live

kendrick lamaze "to push a baby out" (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2025 01:45 (one month ago)

lmao Tim Duncan lookin like a little guy

frogbs, Thursday, 1 May 2025 00:09 (one month ago)

love his t-shirt

symsymsym, Thursday, 1 May 2025 01:34 (one month ago)

timmy d is def on the wkiw mount rushmore

brony james (k3vin k.), Thursday, 1 May 2025 02:44 (one month ago)

wemby still looking like an extraterrestrial next to the admiral, a guy who always looked like he was grown in a lab to have the perfect basketball body, is wild

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 1 May 2025 12:22 (one month ago)


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