Victor Wembanyama aka Wemby aka The Extraterrestrial

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to discuss the 7'4" french hooper

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 19 October 2023 00:46 (two years ago)

Victor Wembanyama just dribbled the ball through Reggie Bullock’s legs 🤯pic.twitter.com/uVSh0k5P8F

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) October 19, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 19 October 2023 00:48 (two years ago)

that's mean

Clay, Thursday, 19 October 2023 00:51 (two years ago)

la muscade

oatly carmichael (m bison), Thursday, 19 October 2023 01:32 (two years ago)

Kids these days have no respect.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 19 October 2023 11:39 (two years ago)

https://x.com/worldwidewob/status/1715555240748232761?s=46&t=XlsbhgknQH65_CH00_uPqw

out here blocking klay threes

k3vin k., Saturday, 21 October 2023 12:02 (two years ago)

i think his defensive ceiling is to become the most impactful defender since bill russell

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:28 (two years ago)

just caught up on a bunch of highlights on NBA TV, holy cannoli!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:36 (two years ago)

he blocked wiggins three times lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:54 (two years ago)

Kinda wild if you think about it. pic.twitter.com/GIzGNlIUT2

— C.J. Holmes 🚀 (@CjHolmes22) October 21, 2023

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:57 (two years ago)

That whole 90 seconds is lol

Wemby did all this in 90 seconds 👽 pic.twitter.com/LwKec8Nc4j

— Brett Usher (@UsherNBA) October 21, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:01 (two years ago)

Hot take: he's going to be All-Defense as a rookie.

His 3 point shot is a little shaky but his midrange already looks solid.

Jane Eyre Jordan (Leee), Saturday, 21 October 2023 18:09 (two years ago)

curious to see what his offense looks like against full speed nba d, hes def doing some iffy stuff but prob also has some already strong parts to his offense, pop said hes letting him figure it out on his own just letting him do whatever he wants which was surprising but does seem true through the preseason at least, defense is yeah already insane, wouldnt be surprised if he made the allstar game this year, hes a phenomenon

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 October 2023 18:15 (two years ago)

Def interested to see what he looks like once teams start trying and all start to build a scouting report on him.

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Saturday, 21 October 2023 21:52 (two years ago)

tbh i think teams have heard of this guy

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 21 October 2023 22:18 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_ygGfnFzQc

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 October 2023 23:13 (two years ago)

oh my god

https://x.com/ericsal_7/status/1715916481265799380?s=46&t=XlsbhgknQH65_CH00_uPqw

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:26 (two years ago)

that looks fake

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:28 (two years ago)

lol i may have gone to hs with that x poster (according to my friend who insists this is true)

but yeah that picture is bananas

oatly carmichael (m bison), Sunday, 22 October 2023 19:31 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dta2sjy7GRg

TW for those who are afraid of heights.

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 18:27 (two years ago)

lol the hand in space

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 18:33 (two years ago)

the layup is insane he just…lays it in

k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 October 2023 18:35 (two years ago)

They should get him a go pro instead of having him hold his little phone.

Jeff, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 19:26 (two years ago)

He has scored

Clay, Thursday, 26 October 2023 02:00 (two years ago)

So "only" 3 blocks in the last game, guys are maybe testing him less now?

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Saturday, 28 October 2023 21:17 (two years ago)

he's definitely altering drives and perimeter jumpers even if he isnt getting contact

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 28 October 2023 22:08 (two years ago)

This guy reached the highest level for his sport on the planet and his highlight reel still looks like when there’s a 5-star recruit in a small high school district https://t.co/kfB8oRY36b

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) November 3, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:02 (two years ago)

love how much the announcers are just chuckling at how insane this dude is

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 17:29 (two years ago)

making KD look like Mugsy Durant out there

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:31 (two years ago)

The question now might be how soon does he become the best player in the league.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:31 (two years ago)

when theyre running the throw it up where no one else can get it play they could still be throwing it much higher lol no ones brain can process what hes capable of

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 17:34 (two years ago)

Kareem is the only near-analog to Victor in terms of instant impact on the whole league, but Kareem arrived in the league aged 22 and already had three NCAA championships under his belt. Wembanyama just needs to add some muscle and show his body can endure the grind of 82 games plus endless playoff series and he'll unquestionably be in the top three or four. Getting enough separation that everyone agrees who is "the best player in the league" is almost impossible these days.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:46 (two years ago)

when theyre running the throw it up where no one else can get it play they could still be throwing it much higher

Yeah I noticed that too, I mean where's this kid's (literal) ceiling?

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:48 (two years ago)

you know who I feel a little bad for is Pop, I mean the guy was fairly vocal about wanting to hang it up someday soon and suddenly this absolute freak just lands in his lap

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 18:44 (two years ago)

lol no way, wemby just added like ten years to pops life. hes set

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:05 (two years ago)

I mean its a good problem to have but I kinda feel like Pop was finally letting himself think about fucking off for a while and spening all day fishing

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:33 (two years ago)

I assume pop is having the time of his life with this kid

Clay, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:42 (two years ago)

its his karmic payout for being one of the first nba guys to take european basketball players seriously

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:44 (two years ago)

most nba coaches are overworked type-A nervous wrecks. pop strikes me as about the most mentally healthy coach out there. he'll quit whenever he wants to.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:45 (two years ago)

well yeah he seems like the one dude who might like a life outside of basketball

dont get me wrong when the Spurs got the pick the first thing I thought was that I was happy for Pop, I love when coaches like that can go out on a high note

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:47 (two years ago)

The question now might be how soon does he become the best player in the league.

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, November 3, 2023 1:31 PM (two hours ago)

you have guys like jokic, tatum, luka who are still just into or haven't even entered their prime years so i think i'd peg it at like 3 years until victor is indisputably the best player in the league

i think the more interesting question is how much better will he be than the second best player of his wave of guys? like if you put luka, tatum, shai etc to the side -- they're all 24/25 -- and focus just on the 22/23 year olds and under you have guys like: paolo, ant edwards, cade, halliburton, chet, franz, barnes... it feels like victor could be 2x better than them even as most if not all of those guys will be all NBA players

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:54 (two years ago)

if hes the best player in the league at 22 well boy howdy, not usually how it works but could happen

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:03 (two years ago)

hard not to get ahead of ourselves here after witnessing last night... but yeah. please just stay healthy

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:06 (two years ago)

im sure hell have some injuries as his alien body adjusts to earth life, just hopefully nothing too serious

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:09 (two years ago)

since we're getting ahead of ourselves in this thread after seeing some of those plays last night my reaction wasn't just "he could be the best player in the league in 3 years" but also "they may have to change the rules for this guy"

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:16 (two years ago)

will this guy even have to box out? he gumbied a pass last night with his arm bent like 90 degrees over the defenders head lol

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:18 (two years ago)

Need E-40 to say victor wembanyama one time

— no bells (@nobellsblog) November 3, 2023



facts

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:35 (two years ago)

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:37 (two years ago)

haha id be surprised if he wasnt working up a song right now

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:37 (two years ago)

Mr Wembanyama Mr Vic Wembanyama

symsymsym, Saturday, 4 November 2023 01:20 (two years ago)

take it to the regular season thread. 82 games shld be enough time to settle this

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 18 October 2025 23:52 (six months ago)

three days til hoop

lag∞n, Sunday, 19 October 2025 01:08 (six months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFf1B_F-_24

Simile Deschanel (Leee), Monday, 20 October 2025 18:19 (six months ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G3-FmWFXcAAylrX?format=jpg&name=900x900

Spottie, Thursday, 23 October 2025 20:50 (six months ago)

im telling yall hes gonna have a breakout season this year. spurs will be a playoff team.

― petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, October 18, 2025 2:58 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

otw (on the wemby, who is money)

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Thursday, 23 October 2025 22:30 (six months ago)

shld maybe be a yellow card to otm yourself?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 23 October 2025 22:48 (six months ago)

its otw tho

Spottie, Thursday, 23 October 2025 23:01 (six months ago)

sorry during the discovery process it was revealed that i was otm and thus not liable

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Thursday, 23 October 2025 23:13 (six months ago)

if the board admin does it it's not a crime (not actually sure who the board admin is)

symsymsym, Friday, 24 October 2025 00:10 (six months ago)

wow its like my literal only thing on this godforsaken message board *brandishes "world greatest mom" mug with the last m scratched out in sharpie and replaced with d*

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Friday, 24 October 2025 00:25 (six months ago)

You're a dom?

Simile Deschanel (Leee), Friday, 24 October 2025 05:24 (six months ago)

hahahaha i had to check if i allowed any ambiguity to deserve that joke, and no! i didnt and dont!!

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Friday, 24 October 2025 22:12 (six months ago)

he got dunked on by zion first play of the game, retaliated with his own dunk on the other end and blocking zion 3 times (and pressuring him to lose the ball on a steal by barnes) like i legitimately think he comes into a game summoning a dark hatred of the people he plays against that he subsequently discards when the final horn sounds

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, 25 October 2025 00:21 (six months ago)

9 blocks in 32 minutes that's cool

Jizzle James (Clay), Saturday, 25 October 2025 02:59 (six months ago)

wemby's transformation and breakout... confirmed

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 25 October 2025 03:01 (six months ago)

pelicans did a nice job of making sure he never really got comfortable or into any rhythm. he ended up fouling out in ot and still almost had a triple double. castle, vassell, and kornet have been huge in producing offense. harper had a rough shooting night but a lot of those were forced drives that he couldnt resist. he'll get smarter with those with exposure.

still havent seen fox, sochan, or olynyk but they should be coming on board soon. what a fun team.

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, 25 October 2025 03:13 (six months ago)

They should trade fox

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Saturday, 25 October 2025 03:29 (six months ago)

what if they make the finals tho

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, 25 October 2025 03:35 (six months ago)

nasty https://bsky.app/profile/stevejones20.bsky.social/post/3m44jomm2ws2q

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 October 2025 18:28 (six months ago)

that's the difference between a #2 pick rookie and a #26 pick rookie. but I was hoping for some more wemby content

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 26 October 2025 18:35 (six months ago)

one month passes...

spurs should trade for trey murphy

lag∞n, Monday, 8 December 2025 23:44 (four months ago)

every team should tbf

Spottie, Tuesday, 9 December 2025 00:08 (four months ago)

he is good

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 December 2025 00:10 (four months ago)

an ongoing concern in r/spurs, it makes a lot of sense in terms of roster fit

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 9 December 2025 00:10 (four months ago)

pelicans obv love him and would ask for a king's ransom, like mikal bridges-lite type package.

spurs' guard "logjam" has been a huge blessing due to various injuries allowing guys to get lots of touches while their brethren ride the pine. kornet is good as hell, helps plug the gap while wemby has been out and kept them competitive. gotten great role play from harrison barnes and julian champagnie, good high volume 3 pt shooters. really the big weakness in the rotation is...sad to say bc he is a cool bro, but sochan. he looks like he's regressing.

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 9 December 2025 00:12 (four months ago)

people been saying the era of kings ransom trades are over due to apron dynamics but idk we will see

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 December 2025 00:24 (four months ago)

worst comes to worse pelicans keep trey to go with their future number one pick oh wait sike ummmmm until he gets disgruntled and asks for a trade which will lower the asking price

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 9 December 2025 00:39 (four months ago)

I think good young players should go to the eastern conference

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 9 December 2025 01:09 (four months ago)

i think thats true most of the time, except when they go to san antonio, a place where i live

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 9 December 2025 01:25 (four months ago)

bc then its good

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 9 December 2025 01:25 (four months ago)

one month passes...

comrade wemby still showing potential off the court:

Asked about Minneapolis, Victor Wembanyama says, “PR has tried, but I’m not going to sit here and be politically correct.”

Then says “it’s crazy that people make it seem like … the murder of civilians is acceptable.”

“Every day, I mean, I read the news, and sometimes I'm asking very deep questions about my life. But, you know, I'm conscious also that saying everything that's on my mind would have a cost that's too great for me right now.”

cam'ron winter (m bison), Wednesday, 28 January 2026 02:56 (two months ago)

two weeks pass...

sochan released

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 February 2026 21:32 (two months ago)

whats that all about

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 February 2026 21:39 (two months ago)

guess he fell out of the rotation and wanted to go somewhere he could get minutes so the spurs obliged, apparently they looked for a trade before the deadline and his contract is up this year

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 February 2026 21:45 (two months ago)

interesting, probably some teams he can get some minutes on for sure

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Wednesday, 11 February 2026 21:56 (two months ago)

Jeremy Sochan, was cuuut todaaaaaaaay

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 12 February 2026 00:11 (two months ago)

in your best Eddie Vedder obv

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 12 February 2026 00:12 (two months ago)

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2026 00:12 (two months ago)

clearly I remember when he tried to run the point / seemed a harmless little experiment

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 12 February 2026 00:13 (two months ago)

my polish prince, first spur ever in history to wear an aphex twin hoodie on the court

alanis morrishark - jagged little krill (1995) (m bison), Thursday, 12 February 2026 00:35 (two months ago)

so basically a lot of the pre-wemby, post-kawhi guys (lonnie, keldon, luka samanic, vassell, pr*mo, sochan, branham, wesley) were upside swings/projecty guys who had flaws they thought they could coach up. other than a bargain like keldon (#29 pick!) and a solid starter like devo, they whiffed on these guys hard in large part bc none of them were developing nba-level skillsets that would guarantee them minutes. lonnie is talented but a defensive liability and too limited on offense, and now he's playing in europe. samanic was a total nothing, just didn't have the work ethic or attitude and athleticism to justify a roster spot. primo is a sex pest and out of the league, branham and wesley were trade fodder. branham will be out of the league next year, wesley is holding on by a thread.

so i think on the one hand sochan was a bust because they were a team without an identity trying to fish for gold. sochan had very little offensive skills coming in, but his size and athleticism and defensive versatility meant they could see him operating as a draymond type of player. when they were not trying to win, giving him a lot of play to figure what he does made sense. he was really effective with chris paul who got him easy looks at the rim which was the only space he could effectively score from.

this year he came in a little banged up, but he was coming into a team that was actually winning and had veterans taking his minutes. he just had not grown at all during his time here, and his shortcomings were impossible to cover. couldnt shoot, couldnt make plays effectively, just a 4 on 5 situation offensively.

alanis morrishark - jagged little krill (1995) (m bison), Thursday, 12 February 2026 00:49 (two months ago)

once wemby arrived, it became very clear that everyone on the team at that time was on borrowed time if they couldnt figure out how to fit around him. devo and keldon are the only guys left from that pre-wemby roster. castle, harper, and bryant's arrivals the last couple of years only accelerated this timeline for him, especially bryant who looks like he's figuring out the nba game the last couple of weeks.

alanis morrishark - jagged little krill (1995) (m bison), Thursday, 12 February 2026 00:53 (two months ago)

yeah sochan was a fun young player for a couple of years but kind of a classic "the dynasty starts after you" guy

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 12 February 2026 01:51 (two months ago)

yeah its just the nature of the nba, once the young star arrives, the team can start planning around a real person rather than a concept of one

alanis morrishark - jagged little krill (1995) (m bison), Thursday, 12 February 2026 01:53 (two months ago)

my polish prince, first spur ever in history to wear an aphex twin hoodie on the court

Wuut I love him now

octobeard, Thursday, 12 February 2026 02:28 (two months ago)

one month passes...

by epm, compared to the best players right now, wemby got to their level in 3 seasons 😭

shai took some time but caught up, currently #1.

jokic been an impact demon for a while now and is just behind at #2

and luka #4 after starting so high and slowly getting better pic.twitter.com/lBAMDEYKNb

— Automatic (@automaticnba) March 19, 2026

😬

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 19 March 2026 23:47 (one month ago)

line go up

yes, canigetuhhhhh nothingburger with vocal fry. please. (m bison), Friday, 20 March 2026 00:25 (one month ago)

if i remember how this works from my statistics course, by the time he hits his late 20s it will be in the triple digits

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 20 March 2026 12:42 (one month ago)

btw wembys game winner last night was an instant classic

yes, canigetuhhhhh nothingburger with vocal fry. please. (m bison), Friday, 20 March 2026 13:18 (one month ago)


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