Victor Wembanyama aka Wemby aka The Extraterrestrial

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to discuss the 7'4" french hooper

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 19 October 2023 00:46 (two years ago)

Victor Wembanyama just dribbled the ball through Reggie Bullock’s legs 🤯pic.twitter.com/uVSh0k5P8F

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) October 19, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 19 October 2023 00:48 (two years ago)

that's mean

Clay, Thursday, 19 October 2023 00:51 (two years ago)

la muscade

oatly carmichael (m bison), Thursday, 19 October 2023 01:32 (two years ago)

Kids these days have no respect.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 19 October 2023 11:39 (two years ago)

https://x.com/worldwidewob/status/1715555240748232761?s=46&t=XlsbhgknQH65_CH00_uPqw

out here blocking klay threes

k3vin k., Saturday, 21 October 2023 12:02 (two years ago)

i think his defensive ceiling is to become the most impactful defender since bill russell

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:28 (two years ago)

just caught up on a bunch of highlights on NBA TV, holy cannoli!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:36 (two years ago)

he blocked wiggins three times lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:54 (two years ago)

Kinda wild if you think about it. pic.twitter.com/GIzGNlIUT2

— C.J. Holmes 🚀 (@CjHolmes22) October 21, 2023

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:57 (two years ago)

That whole 90 seconds is lol

Wemby did all this in 90 seconds 👽 pic.twitter.com/LwKec8Nc4j

— Brett Usher (@UsherNBA) October 21, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:01 (two years ago)

Hot take: he's going to be All-Defense as a rookie.

His 3 point shot is a little shaky but his midrange already looks solid.

Jane Eyre Jordan (Leee), Saturday, 21 October 2023 18:09 (two years ago)

curious to see what his offense looks like against full speed nba d, hes def doing some iffy stuff but prob also has some already strong parts to his offense, pop said hes letting him figure it out on his own just letting him do whatever he wants which was surprising but does seem true through the preseason at least, defense is yeah already insane, wouldnt be surprised if he made the allstar game this year, hes a phenomenon

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 October 2023 18:15 (two years ago)

Def interested to see what he looks like once teams start trying and all start to build a scouting report on him.

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Saturday, 21 October 2023 21:52 (two years ago)

tbh i think teams have heard of this guy

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 21 October 2023 22:18 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_ygGfnFzQc

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 October 2023 23:13 (two years ago)

oh my god

https://x.com/ericsal_7/status/1715916481265799380?s=46&t=XlsbhgknQH65_CH00_uPqw

k3vin k., Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:26 (two years ago)

that looks fake

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:28 (two years ago)

lol i may have gone to hs with that x poster (according to my friend who insists this is true)

but yeah that picture is bananas

oatly carmichael (m bison), Sunday, 22 October 2023 19:31 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dta2sjy7GRg

TW for those who are afraid of heights.

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 18:27 (two years ago)

lol the hand in space

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 18:33 (two years ago)

the layup is insane he just…lays it in

k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 October 2023 18:35 (two years ago)

They should get him a go pro instead of having him hold his little phone.

Jeff, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 19:26 (two years ago)

He has scored

Clay, Thursday, 26 October 2023 02:00 (two years ago)

So "only" 3 blocks in the last game, guys are maybe testing him less now?

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Saturday, 28 October 2023 21:17 (two years ago)

he's definitely altering drives and perimeter jumpers even if he isnt getting contact

oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 28 October 2023 22:08 (two years ago)

This guy reached the highest level for his sport on the planet and his highlight reel still looks like when there’s a 5-star recruit in a small high school district https://t.co/kfB8oRY36b

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) November 3, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:02 (two years ago)

love how much the announcers are just chuckling at how insane this dude is

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 17:29 (two years ago)

making KD look like Mugsy Durant out there

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:31 (two years ago)

The question now might be how soon does he become the best player in the league.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:31 (two years ago)

when theyre running the throw it up where no one else can get it play they could still be throwing it much higher lol no ones brain can process what hes capable of

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 17:34 (two years ago)

Kareem is the only near-analog to Victor in terms of instant impact on the whole league, but Kareem arrived in the league aged 22 and already had three NCAA championships under his belt. Wembanyama just needs to add some muscle and show his body can endure the grind of 82 games plus endless playoff series and he'll unquestionably be in the top three or four. Getting enough separation that everyone agrees who is "the best player in the league" is almost impossible these days.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:46 (two years ago)

when theyre running the throw it up where no one else can get it play they could still be throwing it much higher

Yeah I noticed that too, I mean where's this kid's (literal) ceiling?

Iguodalai Lama (Leee), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:48 (two years ago)

you know who I feel a little bad for is Pop, I mean the guy was fairly vocal about wanting to hang it up someday soon and suddenly this absolute freak just lands in his lap

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 18:44 (two years ago)

lol no way, wemby just added like ten years to pops life. hes set

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:05 (two years ago)

I mean its a good problem to have but I kinda feel like Pop was finally letting himself think about fucking off for a while and spening all day fishing

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:33 (two years ago)

I assume pop is having the time of his life with this kid

Clay, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:42 (two years ago)

its his karmic payout for being one of the first nba guys to take european basketball players seriously

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:44 (two years ago)

most nba coaches are overworked type-A nervous wrecks. pop strikes me as about the most mentally healthy coach out there. he'll quit whenever he wants to.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:45 (two years ago)

well yeah he seems like the one dude who might like a life outside of basketball

dont get me wrong when the Spurs got the pick the first thing I thought was that I was happy for Pop, I love when coaches like that can go out on a high note

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:47 (two years ago)

The question now might be how soon does he become the best player in the league.

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, November 3, 2023 1:31 PM (two hours ago)

you have guys like jokic, tatum, luka who are still just into or haven't even entered their prime years so i think i'd peg it at like 3 years until victor is indisputably the best player in the league

i think the more interesting question is how much better will he be than the second best player of his wave of guys? like if you put luka, tatum, shai etc to the side -- they're all 24/25 -- and focus just on the 22/23 year olds and under you have guys like: paolo, ant edwards, cade, halliburton, chet, franz, barnes... it feels like victor could be 2x better than them even as most if not all of those guys will be all NBA players

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:54 (two years ago)

if hes the best player in the league at 22 well boy howdy, not usually how it works but could happen

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:03 (two years ago)

hard not to get ahead of ourselves here after witnessing last night... but yeah. please just stay healthy

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:06 (two years ago)

im sure hell have some injuries as his alien body adjusts to earth life, just hopefully nothing too serious

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:09 (two years ago)

since we're getting ahead of ourselves in this thread after seeing some of those plays last night my reaction wasn't just "he could be the best player in the league in 3 years" but also "they may have to change the rules for this guy"

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:16 (two years ago)

will this guy even have to box out? he gumbied a pass last night with his arm bent like 90 degrees over the defenders head lol

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:18 (two years ago)

Need E-40 to say victor wembanyama one time

— no bells (@nobellsblog) November 3, 2023



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slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:35 (two years ago)

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:37 (two years ago)

haha id be surprised if he wasnt working up a song right now

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:37 (two years ago)

Mr Wembanyama Mr Vic Wembanyama

symsymsym, Saturday, 4 November 2023 01:20 (two years ago)

cute

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2025 01:31 (seven months ago)

ppl who have figured out how to live

kendrick lamaze "to push a baby out" (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2025 01:45 (seven months ago)

lmao Tim Duncan lookin like a little guy

frogbs, Thursday, 1 May 2025 00:09 (seven months ago)

love his t-shirt

symsymsym, Thursday, 1 May 2025 01:34 (seven months ago)

timmy d is def on the wkiw mount rushmore

brony james (k3vin k.), Thursday, 1 May 2025 02:44 (seven months ago)

wemby still looking like an extraterrestrial next to the admiral, a guy who always looked like he was grown in a lab to have the perfect basketball body, is wild

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 1 May 2025 12:22 (seven months ago)

five months pass...

I’m seeing videos of unholy step throughs from this man. Like oh cool I got this guy to stop his dribble 20 feet from the basket… wait what now he’s doing a layup?

Spottie, Saturday, 18 October 2025 19:43 (one month ago)

im telling yall hes gonna have a breakout season this year. spurs will be a playoff team.

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, 18 October 2025 19:58 (one month ago)

they are pretty stacked at center with high-impact guys (wemby, kornet), stacked with ball-handlers who can break down defenses in a variety of ways (fox, castle, harper), and have a few functional wings who can shoot (champagnie, barnes, vassell, keldon sometimes). carter bryant could be an anunoby type in a couple of years, lindy waters has looked like a good rotation player, sochan is a super versatile defender at minimum, olynyk and biyombo can eat a few minutes, too. theyve cleared the rosters of most of their low-impact go-nowhere prospects (branham, wesley, collins)

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, 18 October 2025 20:04 (one month ago)

def liking their webmy harper castle core for the future, and their celtics whites for the present kornet kelly o

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 October 2025 20:22 (one month ago)

actually please return the celtics tall whites

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 October 2025 20:28 (one month ago)

listened to simmons pods this week and he’s bullish on the spurs, bearish on the rockets, thinks spurs could potentially be more of a threat this season in terms of the three texas teams

i’m very excited to see wemby have a break out, level up type year

sknybrg, Saturday, 18 October 2025 20:36 (one month ago)

its funny for all the draft day hand-wringing about whether fox and harper and castle could all play with each other long-term, there was never a similar level of concern when okc ran lineups of cason wallace, sga, and caruso (with jalen williams at the 4) or when boston ran out jrue and derrick white while giving heavy minutes to pritchard, its almost like its really valuable for teams to have multiple guards with driving skills hmm i wonder how those okc and boston teams did the last two seasons

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, 18 October 2025 20:53 (one month ago)

yeah having lots of ball handlers is good imo, and even if fox isnt the long term fit hell prob to be good to have around while haper and castle are still young at least

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 October 2025 21:02 (one month ago)

the big question about the spurs is imho webmy is good now and is an injury risk so how much should they be trying to win now or at least soon

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 October 2025 21:31 (one month ago)

actually wemby can never get injured bc he studied with the monks

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, 18 October 2025 21:56 (one month ago)

oh cool nm

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 October 2025 22:01 (one month ago)

its funny for all the draft day hand-wringing about whether fox and harper and castle could all play with each other long-term, there was never a similar level of concern when okc ran lineups of cason wallace, sga, and caruso (with jalen williams at the 4) or when boston ran out jrue and derrick white while giving heavy minutes to pritchard, its almost like its really valuable for teams to have multiple guards with driving skills hmm i wonder how those okc and boston teams did the last two seasons

― petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, October 18, 2025 1:53 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

*blows whistle* umm I think the main issue is not so much the fit but the players not being that good yet and a little one dimensional

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Saturday, 18 October 2025 23:42 (one month ago)

YOU are not fit and YOU are one-dimensional

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, 18 October 2025 23:48 (one month ago)

take it to the regular season thread. 82 games shld be enough time to settle this

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 18 October 2025 23:52 (one month ago)

three days til hoop

lag∞n, Sunday, 19 October 2025 01:08 (one month ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFf1B_F-_24

Simile Deschanel (Leee), Monday, 20 October 2025 18:19 (one month ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G3-FmWFXcAAylrX?format=jpg&name=900x900

Spottie, Thursday, 23 October 2025 20:50 (one month ago)

im telling yall hes gonna have a breakout season this year. spurs will be a playoff team.

― petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, October 18, 2025 2:58 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

otw (on the wemby, who is money)

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Thursday, 23 October 2025 22:30 (one month ago)

shld maybe be a yellow card to otm yourself?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 23 October 2025 22:48 (one month ago)

its otw tho

Spottie, Thursday, 23 October 2025 23:01 (one month ago)

sorry during the discovery process it was revealed that i was otm and thus not liable

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Thursday, 23 October 2025 23:13 (one month ago)

if the board admin does it it's not a crime (not actually sure who the board admin is)

symsymsym, Friday, 24 October 2025 00:10 (one month ago)

wow its like my literal only thing on this godforsaken message board *brandishes "world greatest mom" mug with the last m scratched out in sharpie and replaced with d*

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Friday, 24 October 2025 00:25 (one month ago)

You're a dom?

Simile Deschanel (Leee), Friday, 24 October 2025 05:24 (one month ago)

hahahaha i had to check if i allowed any ambiguity to deserve that joke, and no! i didnt and dont!!

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Friday, 24 October 2025 22:12 (one month ago)

he got dunked on by zion first play of the game, retaliated with his own dunk on the other end and blocking zion 3 times (and pressuring him to lose the ball on a steal by barnes) like i legitimately think he comes into a game summoning a dark hatred of the people he plays against that he subsequently discards when the final horn sounds

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, 25 October 2025 00:21 (one month ago)

9 blocks in 32 minutes that's cool

Jizzle James (Clay), Saturday, 25 October 2025 02:59 (one month ago)

wemby's transformation and breakout... confirmed

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 25 October 2025 03:01 (one month ago)

pelicans did a nice job of making sure he never really got comfortable or into any rhythm. he ended up fouling out in ot and still almost had a triple double. castle, vassell, and kornet have been huge in producing offense. harper had a rough shooting night but a lot of those were forced drives that he couldnt resist. he'll get smarter with those with exposure.

still havent seen fox, sochan, or olynyk but they should be coming on board soon. what a fun team.

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, 25 October 2025 03:13 (one month ago)

They should trade fox

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Saturday, 25 October 2025 03:29 (one month ago)

what if they make the finals tho

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, 25 October 2025 03:35 (one month ago)

nasty https://bsky.app/profile/stevejones20.bsky.social/post/3m44jomm2ws2q

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 October 2025 18:28 (one month ago)

that's the difference between a #2 pick rookie and a #26 pick rookie. but I was hoping for some more wemby content

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 26 October 2025 18:35 (one month ago)

one month passes...

spurs should trade for trey murphy

lag∞n, Monday, 8 December 2025 23:44 (one week ago)

every team should tbf

Spottie, Tuesday, 9 December 2025 00:08 (six days ago)

he is good

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 December 2025 00:10 (six days ago)

an ongoing concern in r/spurs, it makes a lot of sense in terms of roster fit

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 9 December 2025 00:10 (six days ago)

pelicans obv love him and would ask for a king's ransom, like mikal bridges-lite type package.

spurs' guard "logjam" has been a huge blessing due to various injuries allowing guys to get lots of touches while their brethren ride the pine. kornet is good as hell, helps plug the gap while wemby has been out and kept them competitive. gotten great role play from harrison barnes and julian champagnie, good high volume 3 pt shooters. really the big weakness in the rotation is...sad to say bc he is a cool bro, but sochan. he looks like he's regressing.

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 9 December 2025 00:12 (six days ago)

people been saying the era of kings ransom trades are over due to apron dynamics but idk we will see

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 December 2025 00:24 (six days ago)

worst comes to worse pelicans keep trey to go with their future number one pick oh wait sike ummmmm until he gets disgruntled and asks for a trade which will lower the asking price

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 9 December 2025 00:39 (six days ago)

I think good young players should go to the eastern conference

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 9 December 2025 01:09 (six days ago)

i think thats true most of the time, except when they go to san antonio, a place where i live

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 9 December 2025 01:25 (six days ago)

bc then its good

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 9 December 2025 01:25 (six days ago)


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