the premise is simple, my friends.
take the best starting 5 from the top nba player alumni from various universities and make them play in an imaginary ncaa tournament. the winners go to basketball heaven (the fabled land of all swishes) and the others go to basketball hell (utah).
how do we decide the winners? since democracy is dead voting is out of the question. instead we will choose winners based on the highest form of human thought: online discourse. that's right the superiority of your argument will prevail just as it does in real life.
here's the bracket:
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53954074097_e4e6b47792_o.png
let's meet our teams. if you don't recognize a player, google that shit and figure it out. if you disagree with the inclusion or omission of a particular school or player, please send all inquiries to:
your mother
123 fake street
north pole, fl 12345
or fax us anytime (fax number requests must be made via us mail first)
north carotucky division
(1) unc
charlie scott
michael jordan
james worthy
billy cunningham
bob mcadoo
(2) kentucky
shai gilgeous-alexander
devin booker
jamal mashburn
anthony davis
dan issel
(3) duke
kyrie irving
grant hill
jayson tatum
carlos boozer
elton brand
(4) wake forest
chris paul
josh howard
rodney rogers
john collins
tim duncan
tex/ass division
(1) lsu
ben simmons
mahmoud abdul-rauf
pete maravich
bob pettit
shaq
(2) houston
otis birdsong
don chaney
clyde drexler
elvin hayes
hakeem olajuwon
(3) kansas
jo jo white
paul pierce
andrew wiggins
danny manning
wilt chamberlain
(4) texas
tj ford
avery bradley
kevin durant
lamarcus aldridge
myles turner
mid; west? division
(1) michigan state
magic johnson
jason richardson
steve smith
draymond green
zach randolph
(2) indiana
isiah thomas
dick van arsdale
tom van arsdale
george mcginnis
walt bellamy
(3) michigan
jamal crawford
jalen rose
glen rice
rudy tomjanovich
chris webber
(4) marquette
dwyane wade
jimmy butler
wesley matthews
maurice lucas
jim chones
pacific northeast division
(1) ucla
russell westbrook
reggie miller
kiki vandeweghe
kevin love
kareem abdul-jabbar
(2) cal
kevin johnson
jason kidd
jaylen brown
shareef abdur-rahim
darrall imhoff
(3) uconn
kemba walker
ray allen
richard hamilton
cliff robinson
andre drummond
(4) gonzaga
john stockton
jalen suggs
rui hachimura
chet holmgren
domantas sabonis
the winners of these 8 games move onto the 31337 8 round. the losers must fall back on their college degrees.
i eagerly await your posts.
hoopily yours,
m bison (da commish)
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