VJ edgecombe 34 pts on 13/16 shooting. third most points in an NBA debut all-time, the most since wilt chamberlain in 1959
― comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 23 October 2025 03:55 (six months ago)
wemby: 1 million dunks (nba record)
― petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Thursday, 23 October 2025 03:56 (six months ago)
Rip old stats thread
― Spottie, Thursday, 23 October 2025 04:38 (six months ago)
Wemby 40-15 0 tos first time since wilt or one of those old bigs
― Spottie, Thursday, 23 October 2025 04:39 (six months ago)
luke kornet 3 fouls, one of them flagrant, in his first 4minutes on the court with a new team. wondering if anyone's ever topped that.
― fact checking cuz, Thursday, 23 October 2025 20:57 (six months ago)
SGA 55-8-5-2-1, 23 of those points at the line
Thunder 1st team ever to open the season with b2b 2OT games
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 24 October 2025 03:01 (six months ago)
I was wondering how often any teams has played b2b multiple OT games...Spurs somehow played two triple OT games in a row in Dec 2014, which was the only time that happened since the Baltimore Bullets of 1951
― symsymsym, Friday, 24 October 2025 03:51 (six months ago)
aaron gordon 7/7 from three in the first half, tying the all time record for most 3s in the first half without a miss
― comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 24 October 2025 03:55 (six months ago)
jokic 33-15-16-3
Tonight was Nikola Jokic’s 78th career game leading BOTH teams in points, rebounds and assists. That’s the most such games by any player since the 1976 NBA-ABA merger, 10 more than the next closest player (LeBron James - 68).
That’s the most such games by any player since the 1976 NBA-ABA merger, 10 more than the next closest player (LeBron James - 68).
― comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 6 November 2025 06:03 (five months ago)
crazy
Timberwolves Defensive ratings stats on/off for Gobert are crazy, either second best in the league or so far beyond the worst you need the hubble telescope to see it
With Gobert (247 min): 118.1 ORTG, 109.4 DRTG, 8.7 net ratingWithout Gobert (107 mins): 120.1 ORTG, 144.2 DRTG, -24.2 net rating
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 November 2025 18:11 (five months ago)
144.2 is unfathomable. and that sample size isn’t that small
― comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 7 November 2025 19:12 (five months ago)
it's been interesting, watching Rudy Gobert 100x more than I ever would have in a lifetime. He's a singularly weird and great and terrible and frustrating player. And almost everything he really does well are the types of things that are not suited to be appreciated in the social media highlights era, and everything he's terrible at sticks out like a sore thumb.
like a combination of a defensive savant and a guy that seems like he's seeing a basketball for the first time in his life.
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 November 2025 19:43 (five months ago)
sometimes the way he drops an easy pass as if he has two canoe paddles for hands it's like...i don't even know
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 November 2025 19:52 (five months ago)
i think ive said this before but best seats i ever had at a game was like 8th row and suns were playing jazz. seeing gobert at like eye level was so shocking. on tv he looks like a normal skinny tall nba player but he would barely be bending over and his hands we're like at his shins, shoulders way more broad than it seems, then he'd put his arms out wide and i have no idea how anyone completes a pass or gets a shot off in his vicinity. ive seen shaq with pretty good seats, and it was even more alien than that somehow. but i do remember how clunky he was on offense, just no feel or touch. i still think the most unlikely shot in nba history is that game 7 shot clock running down fadeaway to help put the nuggets away a couple years back.
― Spottie, Friday, 7 November 2025 21:07 (five months ago)
zach lowe, nate duncan et al have been noting that it looks like he’s slowing down in terms of being able to move his feet and contest shots at the rim
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 7 November 2025 21:10 (five months ago)
yeah I mean he's at the age where he's not going to get better
he also had that one bizarre outburst against the Lakers in the playoffs last year where he scored 27 points and looked incredible on offense for one day
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 November 2025 21:11 (five months ago)
that was wild
― Spottie, Friday, 7 November 2025 21:29 (five months ago)
― Spottie, Friday, November 7, 2025 1:07 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
this last part was unnecessary and needed to come with a trigger warning
― comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 7 November 2025 22:33 (five months ago)
lol im sure like the lebron game 7 block for me, i just have to avert my ears/eyes when it gets shown or talked about
― Spottie, Friday, 7 November 2025 23:02 (five months ago)
luckily rudy gobert highlights dont get much burn
― lag∞n, Friday, 7 November 2025 23:08 (five months ago)
Victor Nonga Wembanyama-de Fautereau-Vassel tonight:38 pts (including 6-9 from 3, 10-10 from the line), 12 rebs, 5 asts, 5 blocks, 1 stl (as a treat)
also killed nik vucevic in public and no police arrived on the scene, very hard to do
― petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 11 November 2025 03:33 (five months ago)
grayson allen 42-2-4-3 in 28 minutes (10 3s)
― Spottie, Tuesday, 11 November 2025 19:03 (five months ago)
jokic was 16/19 from the field tonight for 35 points, 15/17 from 2 point range. (at least one of those misses was a missed tip-in/OREB.)
he’s now shooting .786 from 2 point range for the season
― comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 12 November 2025 06:40 (five months ago)
Victor Nonga Wembanyama-de Fautereau-Vassel tonight:38 pts (including 6-9 from 3, 10-10 from the line), 12 rebs, 5 asts, 5 blocks, 1 stl (as a treat)also killed nik vucevic in public and no police arrived on the scene, very hard to do
I paid 500 to sit on the 4th row and witness this. Worth every penny. Sorry Vuc! RIP.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 13:25 (five months ago)
hell yeah
― petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Wednesday, 12 November 2025 19:09 (five months ago)
money well spent
― Spottie, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 20:08 (five months ago)
Jokic so far in November:
- 32.0 PPG- 12.0 RPG - 12.0 APG - 73/48/85 splits - 81% true shooting- +72 plus-minus- 5-0 record
He’s the first player in NBA history to average a 30-point triple double on 80% TS over a 5+ game span
― comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 12 November 2025 22:30 (five months ago)
comical numbers per usual. also good timing for he and murray/gordon to be so hot while his bandmates (braun, cam) try to remember how to shoot again
― Spottie, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 22:34 (five months ago)
dece
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 22:35 (five months ago)
what is the deal with cam johnson, he has to be injured right? must admit i haven't watched much of him since he went to the nets but even the suns version was far superior to this
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 13 November 2025 13:39 (five months ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G5nYQmOW0AAbo8B?format=png&name=medium
― Spottie, Thursday, 13 November 2025 17:45 (five months ago)
speaking of curry 46-5-5-2 on back end of road b2b against a top 5 defense
― Spottie, Thursday, 13 November 2025 18:08 (five months ago)
8/9 from 2 with 16 FTAs vs a wemby defense is impressive
― comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 13 November 2025 19:36 (five months ago)
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, November 13, 2025 6:39 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
feel like he's getting acclimated to what they need him to do. in a shooting slump too, cant imagine it will hold much longer
― Spottie, Thursday, 13 November 2025 20:25 (five months ago)
cam left the game in the first quarter last night with some shoulder issue. not sure if that's been a thing that's been bothering him the whole time or not. he's missed a bunch of open looks and it doesn't really make sense
― comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 13 November 2025 20:42 (five months ago)
even tho he was a role player for the suns i feel like there has to be some adjustment involved when moving from "you're one of the top scorers on a horrible team and you can do whatever you want out there and literally nobody cares" to coming into a system like denver's w/ an established hierarchy and shots for role players coming in distinct ways, having actual responsibility, having to play serious basketball etc
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 November 2025 20:53 (five months ago)
he had decent role on those good suns teams
― lag∞n, Thursday, 13 November 2025 20:57 (five months ago)
check the running hook shot at 1:36https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNcAOjK8gOQ
― Spottie, Thursday, 13 November 2025 21:01 (five months ago)
most skilled baller ever
― lag∞n, Thursday, 13 November 2025 21:02 (five months ago)
also the b2b deep bankers at 3:10 why not
― Spottie, Thursday, 13 November 2025 21:03 (five months ago)
he was insane last night, i was hoppin mad
― petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Friday, 14 November 2025 00:33 (five months ago)
a 31-18-14 triple double w/ 7 steals for jalen johnson in utah tonight, sheesh
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 November 2025 04:42 (five months ago)
hawks doing kinda okay without trae, huh
― petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Friday, 14 November 2025 04:44 (five months ago)
incredible line
― Spottie, Friday, 14 November 2025 04:53 (five months ago)
He’s looking like vintage bron out there with his ability to run a break and either plow right through you or drop a sweet dime. Praying for his health
― Heez, Friday, 14 November 2025 05:03 (five months ago)
Okongwu was 8 for 14 (!!!!!) from three in that game as well
― Heez, Friday, 14 November 2025 14:01 (five months ago)
wtf
― Spottie, Friday, 14 November 2025 16:28 (five months ago)
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, November 13, 2025 11:42 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
these were all career highs, crazy
― lag∞n, Friday, 14 November 2025 16:44 (five months ago)
wonder if thats happened before for a non rookie starter to set career highs in 4 categories
― Spottie, Friday, 14 November 2025 16:57 (five months ago)
yeah was wondering the same i bet no guy whos gotten starters minutes for 100 games like johnson has ever done it before
― lag∞n, Friday, 14 November 2025 16:59 (five months ago)
kawhi had 45-5-5 on 15/20 fg i believe and continues a pretty incredible season even tho it seemed like he came out of the gates slow to me
― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Thursday, 12 March 2026 17:36 (one month ago)
Joel Embiid has now officially missed as many regular season games as he has played in his career. #sixers
Games played: 485
Games missed: 485
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 16 March 2026 14:38 (one month ago)
rip big man
― lag∞n, Monday, 16 March 2026 14:42 (one month ago)
the atlanta hawks of player availability
― call all destroyer, Monday, 16 March 2026 14:44 (one month ago)
lol
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 16 March 2026 14:45 (one month ago)
lmao
― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Monday, 16 March 2026 17:10 (one month ago)
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― lag∞n, Thursday, 19 March 2026 21:19 (one month ago)
Luka 60-7-3-5
― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2026 06:12 (one month ago)
that’s too many
― yes, canigetuhhhhh nothingburger with vocal fry. please. (m bison), Friday, 20 March 2026 11:15 (one month ago)
bro is ballin during this 8-game win streak
44-9-5-335-8-4-231-11-11-251-10-9-330-11-13-136-6-4-240-9-10-160-7-3-5
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 March 2026 13:15 (one month ago)
VJ 38-7-11-2
(vs the kings, but still)
― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2026 19:13 (one month ago)
getting his summer league reps in early
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 March 2026 19:26 (one month ago)
i love end of season madness. max raynaud 62 points in his last two games
― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2026 19:52 (one month ago)
fantasy hoops is so specific bcuz the final 4-6 weeks of the fantasy season and the fantasy playoffs are basically a different league. it’s like a TV show that changes its cast every season, after the all star break you gotta get familiar with the new cast members. GG jackson is a recurring guest star
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:21 (one month ago)
yup. randos start putting up top 10 player numbers
― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2026 21:26 (one month ago)
lol our dudes
Underdog @Underdog 8h
Rookies with back-to-back 30 point games over the last 5 years:
Victor WembanyamaPaolo BancheroBrandon MillerGG Jackson IICooper FlaggJalen GreenMAXIME RAYNAUD
― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 20 March 2026 23:00 (one month ago)
IHart 9-20-10-2 In 25 mins
― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Sunday, 22 March 2026 00:32 (one month ago)
jokic 23-21-19, 3 straight 14-14-14 games and 2 straight 15-15-15jamal murray 53pts
― comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 26 March 2026 04:55 (one month ago)
Keerthika Uthayakumar keerthikau.bsky.social
Raptors went on a 31-0 run tonight against the Magic, the largest unanswered scoring run by a team in the 30 seasons that we have play-by-play data.
The previous NBA record was the Mavs' 30-0 run vs Thunder in December 2023.
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 March 2026 23:07 (one month ago)
Tim Reynolds @ByTimReynolds
There have now been 81 games this season decided by 30 or more points.
A new NBA single-season record, topping the mark of 80 last season.
― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Monday, 30 March 2026 17:35 (one month ago)
point inflation in the nba correlates with climate data, makes u think
― big boodith judith (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2026 18:11 (one month ago)
cooper flagg averaging 48ppg in april (2 games)
― lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2026 13:53 (three weeks ago)
too many points imo
― big boodith judith (m bison), Monday, 6 April 2026 14:40 (three weeks ago)
more like cooper hogg (hogging all the points)
― lag∞n, Monday, 6 April 2026 14:41 (three weeks ago)
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― lag∞n, Saturday, 11 April 2026 01:27 (three weeks ago)
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 11 April 2026 01:50 (three weeks ago)
celtics tied the record for made threes in a game with 29 tonight they now share it with the celtics (and the bucks)
― lag∞n, Saturday, 11 April 2026 01:51 (three weeks ago)
mike brown is a better coach than thibs
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― lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 16:25 (two weeks ago)
seems like playing a more normal rotation should pay dividends in the offs but we'll see
― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Monday, 13 April 2026 17:42 (two weeks ago)
the net rating changes between the two seasons are so small that i'm not really convinced they're examples of anything beyond stuff out of the coach's control i.e. the team having another season together, the league being really bad this year, randomness, inertia etc
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:03 (two weeks ago)
they had a better net rating while playing their starters less
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:05 (two weeks ago)
yeah and i think if you had just given the knicks no coach or like hired a knicks fans out of the stands you'd probably have gotten the same results
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:11 (two weeks ago)
seems unlikely
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:12 (two weeks ago)
idk! "play the starters a little bit less" was sort of like "a chimpanzee could come up with this solution" of NBA problem solving
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:15 (two weeks ago)
sure but they played them less and got better
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:18 (two weeks ago)
yeah, kinda
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:19 (two weeks ago)
firstly +2.4 isnt nothing it represents over a third of their net rating and second they did it while cutting their starters minutes significantly
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:22 (two weeks ago)
during a year when 1/3 of the league was openly not trying for like half the season, i just think there's lots of noise in those numbers that could be attributed to any number of things that have little or nothing to do w/ the knicks' coaching
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:32 (two weeks ago)
it is true that any number of things happen every season
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:33 (two weeks ago)
knicks were 4-14 this season against boston, detroit, cleveland, okc, san antonio, denver... maybe mike brown missed some of those games
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:35 (two weeks ago)
beating the best teams is hard especially when youre not as good as them
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:36 (two weeks ago)
and one would think that perhaps good coaching could help overcome such difficulties
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:38 (two weeks ago)
would one
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:38 (two weeks ago)
i would genuinely actually love to see someone run all the net rating stats this year but just erase any games involving
wizards, pacers, nets, jazz, kings, grizzlies and then post-asb any game involving the bucks, bulls, warriors
would be much more valuable than what we get right now looking at season long numbers this year w/ no context
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:39 (two weeks ago)
think yall are forgetting that the knicks are the 2026 nba cup champs which is the only thing theyve won in 50 years therefore mike brown is a knicks hofer
― big boodith judith (m bison), Monday, 13 April 2026 18:39 (two weeks ago)
funny thing is its very likely that the knicks will lose to the celtics in the second round this year when they beat them last year and everyone will take the opportunity to say that thibs was better because its against the law to acknowledge that the entire celtics roster was injured last year
― lag∞n, Monday, 13 April 2026 18:42 (two weeks ago)
on cleaningtheglass which filters out garbage time, which there’s a lot of when you play the bottom feeders, the knicks net rating went from 5.2 last year to 6.1 this year, so to jordan’s point a smaller adjusted increase than the raw totals, then again their improvement on defense is pretty legit and maybe has something to do with playing the starters less lol
― comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Monday, 13 April 2026 20:13 (two weeks ago)
tom haberstroh kinda reading my mind ... knicks not looking funky by this measure
NEW TOM THE FINDER POST: Which team dominated vs. non-tankers? I ran the numbers. One team stands above the rest. pic.twitter.com/PvEClbI42A— Tom Haberstroh (@tomhaberstroh) April 13, 2026
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 20:44 (two weeks ago)
instead he is concerned about...
here are some teams that look underwhelming by this measure.Minnesota. Yes, they’ve reached the Conference Finals in the last two seasons, but I don’t blame you if you’re skeptical of their viability this time around. Anthony Edwards’ knee is acting up and the team hasn’t risen to the level of their opponents. They’ve actually registered a negative point differential vs. A-League opponents, a number that is drowned out by their 20-6 +13.2 MOV mark against B-League opponents. That’s quite the swing.Philadelphia. I haven’t had them on my title tiers for weeks. Though I hadn’t run this analysis before I made that determination, I feel better now for leaving them off the list. A 21-34 (.382) record against A-League opponents obscured by the 24-3 record against the teams trying to league? Yikes.Cleveland. Gulp. I talked about them on Russillo last week. I wish they played better down the stretch to validate this post.Charlotte. Though they have a positive point differential against A-League opponents, the team is seven games below .500 against those foes. That incongruity makes me nervous about their play-in. Still, Buzz City is faring just as well or better than the East outside the top four.
Minnesota. Yes, they’ve reached the Conference Finals in the last two seasons, but I don’t blame you if you’re skeptical of their viability this time around. Anthony Edwards’ knee is acting up and the team hasn’t risen to the level of their opponents. They’ve actually registered a negative point differential vs. A-League opponents, a number that is drowned out by their 20-6 +13.2 MOV mark against B-League opponents. That’s quite the swing.
Philadelphia. I haven’t had them on my title tiers for weeks. Though I hadn’t run this analysis before I made that determination, I feel better now for leaving them off the list. A 21-34 (.382) record against A-League opponents obscured by the 24-3 record against the teams trying to league? Yikes.
Cleveland. Gulp. I talked about them on Russillo last week. I wish they played better down the stretch to validate this post.
Charlotte. Though they have a positive point differential against A-League opponents, the team is seven games below .500 against those foes. That incongruity makes me nervous about their play-in. Still, Buzz City is faring just as well or better than the East outside the top four.
― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2026 20:45 (two weeks ago)
oddly satisfying to see denver’s MOV vs the B league teams, it’s been such a weird year for them
― comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Monday, 13 April 2026 21:10 (two weeks ago)