sry to #onethread in the glorious hoops board that i invented but i came across this and i was *fascinated*
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https://bsky.app/profile/votehub.com/post/3mcv6g7237b2s
according to this data, 10% of the nba are the worst. who do u think is out there plotting against most of their teammates?
― cam'ron winter (m bison), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 02:53 (three weeks ago)
bonus open parenthesis 4 u punctuation fans
― cam'ron winter (m bison), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 02:54 (three weeks ago)
you know there have to be some players who are just interested in staying as rich as possible and that makes them obvious GOP material
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 05:19 (three weeks ago)
theres a few fundamentalist weirdos like j isaac, too
― cam'ron winter (m bison), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 05:25 (three weeks ago)
53.7% seems low for MLB ngl
― colonic interrogation (gyac), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 07:43 (three weeks ago)
Let’s get the list going here (purely speculative - some have hints in their past or out there on the interwebs, some just have off vibez…)
1. Jonathan Isaac2. Michael Porter Jr3. Christian Braun4. Mitchell Robinson5. Kevin Durant6. Kyle Kuzma
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 12:04 (three weeks ago)
7. Zach Collins
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 12:06 (three weeks ago)
Feels like we’re at a low point for high profile ones… at various points in the last decade you’d have Meyers Leonard, Spencer Hawes, Andrew Bogut, uuhhhh Royce White
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 12:07 (three weeks ago)
luke kornet is super catholic, but he gets along well with teammates that leads me to think hes not a judgmental freak about it
― cam'ron winter (m bison), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 12:49 (three weeks ago)
kyrie is politically incoherent, hes probably cool w rfk jr tho
― cam'ron winter (m bison), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 12:51 (three weeks ago)
gotta think cooper and kon, too. i mean at what point does the question become "which white nba'ers are NOT republican", harder to tell with the players who started their careers after the blm message jerseys
― cam'ron winter (m bison), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 12:56 (three weeks ago)
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, January 21, 2026 6:07 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
enes freedom kanter and gordon hayward, too!
― cam'ron winter (m bison), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 12:58 (three weeks ago)
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2020/07/30/what-message-nba-players-will-wear-on-back-of-jerseys/5536311002/
mason plumlee had "peace" hmm
― cam'ron winter (m bison), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 13:00 (three weeks ago)
I would have said Chris Paul but he's not an NBA player anymore
― frogbs, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 14:35 (three weeks ago)
🙄 I know ilxors are very sophisticated political thinkers, but Chris Paul has done stuff with Michelle Obama
― circles, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:24 (three weeks ago)
cp3 may not be a republican, but I hope we can all recognize that he’s a spiritual republican
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:26 (three weeks ago)
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2020/07/30/what-message-nba-players-will-wear-on-back-of-jerseys/5536311002🕸/
I’m having major emotions looking back at this list, and just feeling perversely nostalgic. can you imagine what it would take right now for a major sports league to engage with politics like this today. Have the wolves done anything to address what’s happening in Minneapolis?
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:29 (three weeks ago)
lol i forgot about 'education reform'
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:32 (three weeks ago)
Anyone who had ‘education reform’ is at best highly suspicious to belong on this list. The Morris twins? Makes sense!
I’m a little confused by Garrett Temple tho, since he must be some amazing locker room guy to have hung on in the league for so long (he’s still an nba player!). but he’s on team education refo. A conundrum.
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 15:40 (three weeks ago)
the Wolves held a moment of silence for Renee GoodWolves hold moment of silence for woman killed by ICE officer - ESPN https://share.google/hvT7kWrvTJVcnQHpGthey are wearing some kind of "positive message" shirts I'm spacing on what the say, kind of the classic vague message thing they did tell a fan to remove an ICE OUT shirt but then the fandom was so pissed they issued a public apology Finch said this “As we all know, our community has suffered yet another unspeakable tragedy,” Finch said ahead of the game. “We want to just convey our condolences and heartfelt wishes and prayers and thoughts to the families and loved ones and all of those that are greatly affected by what happened.”so about par for the course for pro sports I guess
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 16:34 (three weeks ago)
condolences and heartfelt wishes and prayers
sounds straight out of the _mass shooting response handbook_
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 17:08 (three weeks ago)
hmm par for the course i suppose but that is a pretty lame "republicans buy sneakers too" statement by Finch
sadly compared to some of the other inflection point moments they don't have nearly the same leverage to do anything right now. those BLM jerseys were like a perfect storm because it was peak COVID and the players had a unique say in whether they would play and under what conditions. that said, i had sort of forgotten about this:
On Aug. 26, the Milwaukee Bucks made the biggest statement by opting not to play in a playoff game against the Orlando Magic in protest of the shooting of Jacob Blake in Wisconsin. The rest of the NBA teams still participating followed suit – as did teams and players in other sports – and no NBA games were played for three days. After a tense meeting involving players and coaches, the majority vote was to resume play with a renewed focus on voting and pushing NBA governors to use arenas as polling sites for the Nov. 3 presidential election.
very difficult to now how you would translate that to the current moment though, in large part bc there is 0 chance anyone at ICE or in Washington would even listen or compromise. you might find some hills worth dying on, but just know you're gonna die on them
[i'm aware this is all my own fanfic... just feeling mighty depressed about our failed country atm]
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 22:20 (three weeks ago)
I guess I meant par for the course for pro sports as mediocre at best also just living in Minneapolis right now the Timberwolves response to this is like 10,000 on my list of things to worry about
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 22:28 (three weeks ago)
tryin to remember when exactly it was but one of the Bucks players got roughed up by a cop in a Walgreens parking lot who obviously didn't know who he was
― frogbs, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 22:29 (three weeks ago)
yeah i totally get it ums, that makes sense.
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 22:34 (three weeks ago)
― cam'ron winter (m bison), Wednesday, January 21, 2026 7:49 AM (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
luke is extremely liberal coded i would be shocked
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 23:36 (three weeks ago)
an extremely liberal catholic is not a contradiction in terms, in spite of what certain American catholic bishops want you to think
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 January 2026 23:52 (three weeks ago)
terry rozier prolly thinking about becoming a republican right now if he isn't already one
― fact checking cuz, Thursday, 22 January 2026 03:55 (three weeks ago)
Haha yup good call
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 22 January 2026 11:08 (three weeks ago)
A good chunk of the nba is under 24. My politics around then were solely based on legalizing weed
― Heez, Thursday, 22 January 2026 11:42 (three weeks ago)
lets see here...
miles bridges?
― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Thursday, 22 January 2026 21:31 (three weeks ago)
Think we found one
Detroit Pistons Superstar Caris LeVert on the recent ICE shooting in Minneapolis:
“Let’s just wait for all of the evidence to come out before jumping to conclusions.”
― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Sunday, 25 January 2026 20:10 (two weeks ago)
Wait it might be fake dammit hope it is my bad if it is
― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Sunday, 25 January 2026 20:11 (two weeks ago)
Kon follows the Babylon Bee on IG haha
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 25 January 2026 22:11 (two weeks ago)
guilty
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 January 2026 22:17 (two weeks ago)
carisis leverted
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 25 January 2026 22:19 (two weeks ago)
hahaaaa
― You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Sunday, 25 January 2026 22:23 (two weeks ago)
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, January 25, 2026 4:11 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
im not exaggerating, i am so glad hes gonna waste so many years in charlotte
― cam'ron winter (m bison), Sunday, 25 January 2026 22:34 (two weeks ago)
xp I have to credit it to a member of this board, who used to have it as their sn… bise?
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 25 January 2026 23:15 (two weeks ago)
it was in fact me
― cam'ron winter (m bison), Sunday, 25 January 2026 23:55 (two weeks ago)
one of the great puns of the 21st century. if levert never contributes to a championship team he can take solace in the knowledge his name inspired that pun
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 26 January 2026 00:31 (two weeks ago)
an extremely liberal catholic is not a contradiction in terms, in spite of what certain American catholic bishops want you to think― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, January 21, 2026 3:52 PM (five days ago)
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, January 21, 2026 3:52 PM (five days ago)
i was raised liberal catholic, otoh i was also raised liberal democrat so
great graph, my takeaway is that people should watch women's sports instead of men's sports
― Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 26 January 2026 16:45 (two weeks ago)
also i wonder if there are stats for MLS players
i suspect mls is p conservative, at least the us-based players. not quite mlb levels, but def more than the nfl.
― cam'ron winter (m bison), Monday, 26 January 2026 16:47 (two weeks ago)
also
my takeaway is that people should watch women's sports instead of men's sports
otm
there is a long-standing rumor (which, tbf, might hold as much weight as JD Vance couch-fucking, i.e. a joke), but people keep suggesting Matt Miazga was at Jan 6th
― Bertolt Blecch (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 January 2026 17:17 (two weeks ago)
i believe that if he was not there physically, he was probably there spiritually which is a crime in the biso administration
― cam'ron winter (m bison), Monday, 26 January 2026 18:02 (two weeks ago)
*bison, goddamnit
I know that actually expecting 0% GOPs in the WNBA is far-fetched, but I'm still a little surprised that there's any red in that chart.
― Major Kirascuro (Leee), Monday, 26 January 2026 19:34 (two weeks ago)
a thing about pro athletes is they're young, you might be a 5-star recruit but if you grew up in a MAGA home and then went to a big fratty red state school where practicing for your sport is basically your whole life, you might not have had much opportunity to develop any individual political beliefs. not trying to make excuses for anyone, but i can see where even a wnba-er with that background is gonna identify with what they grew up with. also many register to vote when they turn 18, still at home under parents' roof, it must be a seriously transgressive act not to register as an R for some
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 26 January 2026 19:55 (two weeks ago)
i dont really care if a athlete is maga, i mean i could see getting kind of riled up about it if they made some dickhead post or whatever but if they keep to themselves and keep the dunks coming who really gives a shit theyre just some guys who happen to be famous because theyre tall
― lag∞n, Monday, 26 January 2026 20:02 (two weeks ago)
im down w that, i think the question is what environment are they most likely to shut up and dribble and i'd say it's when most of you co-workers would give you shit for saying something
― cam'ron winter (m bison), Monday, 26 January 2026 20:06 (two weeks ago)
i wonder if the nba is at that point remember years ago there was a story of some clippers going to spencer hawes house and he had obama face toilet paper and they were just like ok wow but i dont think they were really mad at him generally it seem like with sports teams theres an agreement to leave that stuff at the door, but things are more serious now so idk
― lag∞n, Monday, 26 January 2026 20:10 (two weeks ago)
which isnt to say im not interested in investigating which ones they are, kon babylon bee instagram tip was top notch stuff
― lag∞n, Monday, 26 January 2026 20:11 (two weeks ago)
I randomly saw an instagram reel about which nba players were republicans like a day before this thread was created and they pointed out that kon had some dubious follows. Figured I'd give it a once over to see if anything caught my eye. If these fellas are to be believed he used to follow Candace Owens but I didn't see anyone on that level in there. Mostly just barstool people, Rogan, Theo, etc.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 26 January 2026 21:06 (two weeks ago)
yeah could just be a dumbass
― lag∞n, Monday, 26 January 2026 21:08 (two weeks ago)
test
― 龜, Tuesday, 3 February 2026 15:42 (one week ago)
Let’s get the list going here (purely speculative - some have hints in their past or out there on the interwebs, some just have off vibez…)1. Jonathan Isaac2. Michael Porter Jr3. Christian Braun4. Mitchell Robinson5. Kevin Durant6. Kyle Kuzma― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, January 21, 2026 7:04 AM (one week ago)
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, January 21, 2026 7:04 AM (one week ago)
"If you spending $3K on a meal, you shouldn't have to tip $600" – Michael Porter Jr. on why NBA players shouldn't tip 20% (https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/spending-3k-meal-shouldnt-tip-211400055.html)
― 龜, Tuesday, 3 February 2026 15:44 (one week ago)
heh
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 February 2026 15:57 (one week ago)