http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/6949/shaqlolps6.jpg
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 17 January 2008 13:04 (seventeen years ago)
this thread has potential if only pictures are involved
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)
http://computermuseum.50megs.com/images/shop/nintendo-snes-shaq-fu.jpg
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 18 January 2008 02:58 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.porchillustrated.com/nba/shaq_hump.jpg
― carne asada, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:01 (seventeen years ago)
lol take that dukie
― circles, Monday, 21 January 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)
that was quick
― circles, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 22:23 (seventeen years ago)
http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2008/01/23/looking-at-shaqs-monthly-budget/
― Leee, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:03 (seventeen years ago)
$24,300 at the gas station filling up
dang...it'd take some serious private jet miles for this to add up
― circles, Thursday, 24 January 2008 01:12 (seventeen years ago)
that pic needs to be on up the ass corner, but i can't find the thread.
― tehresa, Thursday, 24 January 2008 01:39 (seventeen years ago)
lolololololol
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3232862
― circles, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 03:57 (seventeen years ago)
suns more desperate/worried than I would have thought
Pat Reily is a genius GM. He's going to get younger, with a player that can be dumped at the end of the season and with the Heat having massive cap space, a lottery pick and a league-wide star (or two, with Marion) to build around.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 6 February 2008 06:08 (seventeen years ago)
(And, it should be noted, with a hell of a player in Marion).
If Riley pulls this off, I totally agree. He could let Wade more or less skip that whole painful period that other stars have had to endure when their teams have sucked and there wasn't anything they could do about it (KG, Pierce, McGrady come to mind).
― circles, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 06:52 (seventeen years ago)
this trade proves that marion is more of a bitch than any of us knew. nash and amare reportedly ecstatic. not that it makes basketball sense.
― hytop, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 18:49 (seventeen years ago)
wtf suns
― agent hibachi, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)
i see a 11-71 coming in two years
― agent hibachi, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)
John Hollinger: angry, confused
― milo z, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)
Paves the way for the Warriors to move into second in the Pacific! (AKA EFF U LA.)
― Leee, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)
rip steve nash's chances at getting a ring we can tell our kids about him like old guys talk about maravich
― hytop, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)
very weird
― Jeff LeVine, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:10 (seventeen years ago)
i mean, if they wanted a washed up big who can't run, c-webbs been available!
― hytop, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:14 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.atomicarchive.com/Effects/Images/WE12.jpg
― circles, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:19 (seventeen years ago)
he's worth 6 fouls against duncan and bynum i guess
plus shaq the personality will probably good for chemistry and make amare grow up
beyond that...uhh
― agent hibachi, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:30 (seventeen years ago)
Steve Kerr, another ex-player with no management experience, who just fucked his team royally. That said I don't think the Suns were going to win the West as they stood anyway.
― Alex in SF, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:59 (seventeen years ago)
I guess in the best of all possible scenarios, Diaw and Hill basically give you most of what Marion gave, and Shaq adds extra scoring power and size.
Until I just checked, I'd forgotten how thin this team has become. They used to be able to bring Kurt Thomas off the bench, but now behind Shaq and Amare they have Sean Marks and Brian Skinner. And when Shaq's hurt, Barbosa's the only serviceable backup they have.
― circles, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:28 (seventeen years ago)
they can spin this anyway they want but there is no way anybody is convinced that this team is better then they were two days ago
― carne asada, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:51 (seventeen years ago)
Oh, don't be so hasty. You're hearing criticisms like those we (in Miami) heard when O'Neal came to us. And he got us a ring. He may get you one, too.
But yes, his contract will weight you down this season or next. But at this stage, Shaq's like a blue-chip to be played when you're close to a title, and I'm not sure how many championship runs Nash has left, so the timing may be good.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)
I'd be thrilled if O'Neal helps Phoenix win a title. They deserve it.
skinner's actually been a good fit, plus the beard is fantastic for morale
it would be nice if they could get a real point guard who wasn't 172 years old to play 10 minutes behind nash for sure, but otherwise most teams only go 7 deep in the playoffs
― agent hibachi, Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:00 (seventeen years ago)
why has no one brought up the fact that shaq has played like 20 games this year? why are people acting a if it's a foregone conclusion that he's even going to make it into the playoffs?
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)
one of the reasons they sited for picking up shaq was defense. i don't see it. "WOW there's a big 7 footer nailed to the paint"
― carne asada, Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago)
+ marion is a pretty good perimeter defender. his disgruntlement must have run deep for this to make any sense to anyone. like jordan said shaq is hurt *as we speak*, to say nothing of how ineffectual he was when he was "healthy" earlier this year.
― tremendoid, Thursday, 7 February 2008 22:01 (seventeen years ago)
As I said before: Pat Riley -- Genius GM.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 8 February 2008 03:37 (seventeen years ago)
wtf suns, indeed
― am0n, Saturday, 9 February 2008 03:58 (seventeen years ago)
I totally think the Heat got the best of this deal.
Even if Shaq somehow comes back this year and plays decently, what about the OTHER TWO YEARS in which he is still under contract?
Meanwhile Miami somehow managed to dump a contract thought previously undumpable and get SHAWN MARION too?
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 9 February 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)
I would love for Phoenix to win so that everybody will stop fellating Chuck Daly decades later. Is it so wrong for uptempo offense to win a title?
to think how things might have turned out last year had Amare not been suspended.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 9 February 2008 16:08 (seventeen years ago)
I ran into a guy wearing a suns hat while out last night. Dude was not happy.
― Clay, Saturday, 9 February 2008 21:01 (seventeen years ago)
was the hat a bootleg?
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 9 February 2008 22:01 (seventeen years ago)
he's benched for this game but they can't stfu about him and keep showing reaction shots of his deadpan mug
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:33 (seventeen years ago)
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/02/09/sports/09araton_600.jpg
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:36 (seventeen years ago)
i am v v v v v interested in seeing shaq actually play w/the suns
― jhøshea, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:37 (seventeen years ago)
nah i am too but fucking shut up already until hes on the court y'know
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/media/photo/2008-02/35308487.jpg
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:42 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.rivalfish.com/rivalroom/uploaded_images/KAZAAM-783477.JPG
lolololo
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:43 (seventeen years ago)
wizards uniforms r so fugly
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 03:50 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K1EXurORC0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFME30bB7ok
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 05:28 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riV3hvW8M64 O_O
― circles, Monday, 11 February 2008 08:22 (seventeen years ago)
if am0n is talking about the wizards' gold joints he is wrong
― J0rdan S., Monday, 11 February 2008 08:24 (seventeen years ago)
designed by diddy too
that explains it then
― am0n, Monday, 11 February 2008 16:32 (seventeen years ago)
Shaq's back, with a new reality show called 'Vs.'
― drunk shudder shades chick gets kicked out of mcdonalds totally (╓abies), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 03:14 (sixteen years ago)
Shaq vs. Roethlisberger! timely.
― Got that pandemic (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 03:33 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEJldO6GFIM
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 9 January 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)
did you just see that during celts/hawks too
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 9 January 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)
:)
― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 9 January 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)
going into surgery today on my thumb, will be out for a min but when I return it is on, win da ring for da king! Luv my team, Cavs baby!about 7 hours ago via API
― am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
"a min" = 8 weeks
due to his advanced size, he will literally feel like only a minute has passed.
― alex trebek's career is in jeopardy! (m bison), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
if u ask him about the lakers championship run, he will describe it as the gr8st week of his professional life
― alex trebek's career is in jeopardy! (m bison), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
thumb injury mars shaq's scheduled mid-season siesta
― they want a fapz (tremendoid), Monday, 1 March 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)
mars or enables?
― am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 22:05 (fifteen years ago)
well its like spending yr sick day actually sick
― they want a fapz (tremendoid), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)
on yr wedding day
― they want a fapz (tremendoid), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― am0n, Monday, 1 March 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)
Love Bruce Bowen's bowtie:
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4955782&categoryid=2378529
― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:25 (fifteen years ago)
L...LOL
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/6136745
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2552/3860435117_434aca733f_o.gif
― am0n, Friday, 23 April 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nba/news/story?id=5711574
― am0n, Monday, 25 October 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
RIP BIG MAN
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nba/news/story?id=6615886
― max tldr (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)
enjoy your retirement big dude
http://www.tout.com/m/9944wo
― circles, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)
question is could he challenge barkley as our most beloved retired player?
― max tldr (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.tout.com/m/jgm0gr
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)
is shaq on tout's payroll? b/c i had never heard of it before today
― circles, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)
wait how could i forget
http://hoopspeak.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/4403371633_1541b5f28b_o.jpg
― max tldr (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)
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― markers, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)
thanks for all the lulz
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:35 (fourteen years ago)
^
Shaq needs to join up with the TNT crew. Although they would need to find a way to make his voice audible to the average viewer.
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:38 (fourteen years ago)
rip big man
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)
So much funnier than Wilt. He'll be missed.
― Aimless, Thursday, 2 June 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)
i keep reading this as "Shaq's back", like, his body part. which is sad now that i realize how old he is
rip most dominant ever
― pearsonic, Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ldvsC.gif
― отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 3 June 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)
what a bro
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
have to admit, sorry to see him go. Watched the entire press conference yesterday, the guy is kind of amazing, one of the greatest ever "performers", up there w/michael jackson, lady gaga, etc as far as being at home on a big stage
― Dominique, Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)
could ball it up too
― positive rapper (k3vin k.), Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)
up there w/michael jackson, lady gaga, etc
don't forget liberace and elvis
― Aimless, Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.basketball-reference.com/blog/?p=9588#more-9588
― positive rapper (k3vin k.), Monday, 6 June 2011 20:42 (fourteen years ago)
He missed 5317 free throws in his career
― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.sportsgrid.com/nba/shaq-and-shaqs-girlfriend-most-likely-stretch-the-limits-of-what-is-sexually-possible/
holy god
― tine nic (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)
his dick must be the size of her arm
― tine nic (k3vin k.), Tuesday, August 16, 2011 10:22 PM Bookmark
think more discussion warranted on this
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)
can i just
http://shaq.com/media/wysiwyg/shaq_soda.jpg
― Neanderthal, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:48 (twelve years ago)
the strawberry cream soda one was p good
― Neanderthal, Friday, 19 July 2013 16:49 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STZAPItlAV4
― k3vin k., Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)
sick
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:03 (twelve years ago)
i still have my Shaq soda cans in our kitchen
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 23:07 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DsD5nFgU0AA-zTl.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dsjt1d_U0AAXlWV.jpg
― Spottie, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 22:46 (seven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-xSnhoVIAglpFK?format=jpg&name=large
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 17:44 (four years ago)
shaq looking a little concerned there!
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 17:51 (four years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CyYxAdQQ52k/VEwWLO-BOGI/AAAAAAAA0to/648Jn-5sUIk/s1600/vlcsnap-2014-10-24-19h40m22s154.png
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 17:58 (four years ago)
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:02 (four years ago)