The BIG WHITE STIFF photo thread

Paul Mokeski:

http://theassociation.blogs.com/the_association/images/2007/06/18/paul_mokeski1.jpg

Chuck Nevitt:

http://www.smithappens.com/sportsfigures/10.jpg

The much-missed Jake Tsakalidis:

http://static.flickr.com/56/134269891_ecbfa98267.jpg

greg kite in the ONE game where he wasn't a stiff (and boy did the c's need him):

http://p69.webcindario.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/NBA80s/kite_jabbar.jpg

also, GIS failed me in my quest for a decent eric fernstein shot.

couple of big white stiffs in this one, rick robey and the human victory cigar, eric fernstein:

http://www.nba.com/media/celtics/Champs_80_81.jpg

i think i can name every guy on there, assuming that's terry durod standing next to jimmy collins on the right. and if the trainer was ed lacerte and that's harry mangurian next to fitch then i can name every person and not just the players and coaches.

Robert Swift, New School Stiff:

http://mynba.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/265236195_064f763f2a1.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/Scal_Media_Day.png

omg gouge my eyes out over those last 2

yuk!

Randy Breuer:

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/241561.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED4A610712FDC13702284831B75F48EF45

http://www.nba.com/media/act_chris_dudley.jpg

chris dudley had one of the worst shooting forms i've ever seen. dude went to yale lol

http://bp3.blogger.com/_f4Fo_GlfJs8/R2K1SVquYMI/AAAAAAAAAW0/QS0RXZPwIDY/s400/jack+haley.jpg

jack haley aka dennis rodman's liason/party dude/babysitter

The prematurely gray Dave Corzine:

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/244422.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0EDB77B39263A1CE4DE284831B75F48EF45

Bob Thornton

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/242656.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0EDD88A378757124D7C284831B75F48EF45

where's a Kurt Nimphius pic when you need one?

Mike Gminski, too good to be a stiff?:

http://p69.webcindario.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/NBA80s/gminski.jpg

Frankenstein Joe Kleine:

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1787672.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F106E4D9CA035F0E91E25A5397277B4DC33E

greg ostertag
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0917/pg2_a_ostertag_195.jpg

eric leckner
http://www.checkoutmycards.com/CardImages/Cards/008/060/03F.jpg

i have a hot chick waiting in bed for me so let me just post to the internet: ERIC MONTROSS

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/236358.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED0CB1B459F1ABB77E284831B75F48EF45

seriously, did the celtics not have a weight room?

mark acres:

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1199376.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F1068FAD3C716EB40F385A5397277B4DC33E

rony seikely: stiff or no?

adam keefe
http://www.checkoutmycards.com/CardImages/Cards/008/695/06b.jpg

rony seikaly is underrated. he'd be a top 5 center these days easy

adam keefe looking like john c mcginley right dere

adam keefe had a decent jumpshot didn't he?

gheorghe muresan
http://www.sport365.ro/_files/Image/thumbnails/200/Muresan_hardaway.jpg

http://uconnhooplegends.com/images_menslegends/KnightTravis.jpg

got a new style for the 08 you guys

yeah, seikaly was pretty decent and fairly agile. keefe was mostly a hustle dude, like a matt harpring but not as strong

rony seikaly is like the vinnie testaverde of the nba.

danny ferry y/n?
shawn bradley?

i'm just trying to remember the c's rosters from the late 80s, early 90s at this point. chock full o'stiffs.

oooh! michael smith!

the #1 draft pick that pretty much made everyone stop listening to red auerbach after 1989:

http://famousmormons.net/MichaelSmithceltics1.jpg

danny ferry no, he was pretty athletic. shawn bradley is in his own category. i see enforcers like joe kleine (who could hit an open jumpshot occasionally) as very skilled in their own way.

that guy who used to be on sacramento, with the beard. scott something
guys like z and vlade divac would be stiffs but for some euro-flair

well, z did have the numbers a few years ago for a spell

scot pollard, wasnt he the dude who said "hey kids, do drugs" to the camera from the bench during a nationally-televised game? if so, ROLE PLAYER HOLLAFAME

Despite the career highlight captured in this photo, there is absolutely NO DOUBT that former Timberwolve STOJKO VRANKOVIC was a STIFF:

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/244171.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1934A2752006EF5F0ED33F8F286FFBD3934284831B75F48EF45

haha mike smith, another utah product

greg kite (byu)
fred roberts (byu)
mike smith (byu)
shawn bradley (byu)
rafael araujo (byu)
mike doleac (utah)
travis knight (alta high school in SLC)

vlade can't be a stiff, he played in 15 seasons and wound up averaging over 8 boards and almost 12 points a game.

psycho roberts wasn't a stiff either!

yer right kevin, i had actually written "some of these dudes aren't as stiff as others" but i guess i deleted it

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/05/09/bryant_reeves_true_stud.jpg

big country bryant reeves, inaugural draft pick of the vancouver grizzlies

vlade was also a pretty good passer for a big man, yeah?
xp hahaha, nice one bison!

Jerry West discovery Cezary Trybanski:

http://www.knicks.republika.pl/photos/trybanski2.jpg

Big Country looked the part, but was actually a decent player until his back gave out.

Vlade edges Seikaly as the best player mentioned here. Neither are anywhere close to a stiff.

three decent seasons does not a non-stiff make. back troubles only underscore his stiffness.

there were some dark, dark, years where psycho roberts was the sole shining light on some mediocre c's squads. they weren't terrible, they weren't good, they were just kind of there.

http://www.nba.com/media/act_sean_marks.jpg

one of the league's premier practice dummies, sean marks

Robert Archibald, whom Jerry West drafted ahead of Carlos Boozer because he thought Boozer was TOO SLOW:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40040000/jpg/_40040146_robertarchibald203.jpg

huh, my memory must be clouded because according to basketballreference.com, fred was in fact a stiff.

xpost.

i take back vlade, i think it's colored by his lakers tenure being pretty lean years

Does anyone remember Mike Smrek?:

http://pagesperso-orange.fr/nishi-btc/Autos/Mike%20Smrek%20hoops%20auto.jpg

The Unforgettable Uwe Blab:

http://images.poundingtherock.com/images/admin/uwe.jpg

The Infamously Overpaid Jon Koncak:

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t115/Austin179/koncak2.jpg

was koncak that bad? i thought he was a kinda proto-googs

He was a career 5 points/5 boards guy and a legit seven-footer. He was the protype.

Sven Nater almost fit this category, but was just a bit too good to earn the title "big stiff". Gheorghe Muresan, otoh, fits it like a hand in a glove.

la sports radio jokers give out a daily "koncak award" for the prior evening's worst performance.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Rasho_Nesterovic.JPG/248px-Rasho_Nesterovic.JPG

lol u tried to replace david robinson

http://www.newhampshire.com/doclib/celebrity/bonner.jpg

lol u replaced rasho

I don't think Bonner is a stiff, but one of the most comical moments of the season I saw live was when he tried to D-up Rudy Gay early this season. Pop pulled him after three straight embarrassing scores by Rudy.

Will Perdue, Stiff With Longevity:

http://www.capstoneconsulting.com/clubbers/images/news/perdue_nba.jpg

luc!

TODD FULLER
http://bp0.blogger.com/_rs51u5UHxdA/RwwlXUhxpCI/AAAAAAAAAWE/v_59dOB0Df0/s1600/242118.jpg

haha fuuuuuuuck, i'd managed to forget koncak existed. those are some miserable ass memories~

greg kite will always define this for me

he's not a stiff nor white but i want to sing the praises (quietly) of sam bowie. he was kind of smooth when he was ambulatory

Bowie never had an NBA career worth speaking of, but he was a nice person, a hard worker, and did have something to show on court. Too bad his knees never made the transition to the pros.

Jim McIlvaine:

http://www2.jsonline.com/sports/buck/image/1999/dec/jim1208.jpg

I didn't realize until I did a Google Image search for "Travis Knight" that that's who the long-haired dude upthread was. I also didn't know there's apparently a porn dude named Travis Knight. Not the same guy, probably.

Lebanese = whitey?

oh yeah, Chicago's Three Headed Bull!

Luc Longley, Will Perdue, and Bill Wennington!!

http://archive.southcoasttoday.com/daily/06-96/06-11-96/brick.jpg

Frank Brickowski

shd also be posted in the unintentionally homoerotic sports photoes thread

yeah that one is pretty hot

SLC Dunk does a big white stiff retrospective.

this is basically the best thread

n/h to the title though

Not every ex-classmate tracked down to talk about Kavanaugh remembered him as a complete sponge. Former NBA center Chris Dudley, a close friend of Kavanaugh’s at Yale, told the Post: “I went out with him all the time. He never blacked out. Never even close to blacked out.” Turns out, the former Knick might not be the most reliable source about his college years though. In 2010, while running for governor of Oregon as a Republican, he told a local paper that, despite records showing he registered as a Democrat after his freshman year of college, he had no recollection of ever belonging to the party.