Kobe, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

WOW

GROSS

lol excellent diss choices kobe ewing abdul-jabar - <3 shaq

wtf

top 10 by month's end

didn't R. Kelly release this 10 years ago

how my ass taste

i thought it would just be some throwaway line, but it's the goddamn CHORUS

"chorus"

Shaq knows how to make the world a happier place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ4hA3pQgBg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuFuHu_MoGg

ROFLING at work here.

It sounds worse bleeped!
Kobe tell me how my BLEEEEEEP taste

"They freestyle when called upon."

Oh smackdown:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-shaq-kobe-rap&prov=ap&type=lgns

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080624/capt.0c1bd7d3e5654162b155ecd630f4eb1c.shaq_kobe_rap_basketball__ny163.jpg

"racial conduct"

This made my DAY. Win.

Kobe, tell us how Shaq’s anus tastes

Arpaio is the king of shits.

i still can't believe how awesome this is

plus the brick city shout out!

I heard about this from a guy at work, and it was every bit as good as he said it was.

the best part is still that its the chorus so awz

and that everybody is already singing along by the end..... gah so good

wau

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHA IM DYING

I was singing it all nite. It's totally replaced "you can do it, pimp luscious" as my line of choice

[Verse 1: Nas]
Uh, Massa used to breed us to be bigger to go play
Athletes of today in the NBA, make me proud
But there's somethin' they don't say
Keep gettin' accused for abusin' White pussay
From OJ to Kobe, uh let's call him Tobe
First he played his life cool just like Michael
Now he rock ice too just like I do
Yo, you can't do better than that?
The hotel clerk who adjusts the bathroom mat?
Now you lose sponsorships that you thought had your back
Yeah, you beat the rap jiggaboo, fake nigga you
You turn around then you shit on Shaq
Who woulda knew, Mr. Goodie-Two-Shoes
He love a little butt crack, got enough cash
Little kids with they bus pass who look up to you
To do something for the youth, stupid spoof
But you let them use you as an example
They would rep, but our heroes got they hands full

can't wait 4 first lakers game @ phx next season, should be some good signage in the crowd

i might get the t-shirt...

http://i21.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/f9/8e/8c68_1.JPG

lolllllz

want

want

So awes!

This is the song of the year.

"He said Shaq gave a bitch a mil.
I don't do that 'cause my name's Shaquille."

MS: You know you're going to get questions about your Kobe rap every time you guys play the Lakers.

SO: I'm ready for that. I've talked to him. It was something, in this world we live in now, everybody becomes the media. Everybody can take a clip or take a picture and throw it up there [on the Internet].

MS: Because it is that way, do you wish now you didn't do it?

SO: No. No. Because I was having fun, everybody in the club was having fun. It was all done in fun, the same way me and Kobe used to rap against B-Shaw [Brian Shaw] and J.R. Rider. For those who don't understand freestyle, watch Eminem's movie "8 Mile" and watch my dance-off against LeBron James and Dwight Howard and watch my freestyle about Vlade Divac in the Western Conference finals. I've done that s--- in Dallas with Mark Cuban in the club, having a good time, messing around with him on stage.

http://www.sitexperience.com/gifdump/data/8/001.gif

Kobe, TELL ME HOW MY FIST TASTE

10:30 PM ET

For those who don't understand freestyle, watch Eminem's movie "8 Mile" and watch my dance-off against LeBron James and Dwight Howard

there better be a sea of these 2nite

http://i21.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/f9/8e/8c68_1.JPG

im a horse kobe ratted me out that why im gettin divorced

ha never saw this, Kobe responds to Shaq diss

http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/shaq-wig.jpg

is that a darko wig?

http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ

Why do they call minneapolis, the twin cities, nobody here looks a like, waaa waaa waaaaaa 1:54 PM Nov 26th from txt