dogg you are 49 years old and it is 2008, does this bother NO ONE ELSE?
― ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Monday, 27 October 2008 07:56 (sixteen years ago) link
he's MJ, he can do whatever he wants, forever.
― Pottie Skippen (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 October 2008 13:44 (sixteen years ago) link
^^ Both of you OTM.
― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 27 October 2008 14:59 (sixteen years ago) link
i dont know if creepy is the right word here
― t_g, Monday, 27 October 2008 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, not as creepy as Cuba Gooding Jr and Kevin Bacon in his Darryl Hall mode hang around MJ's house, talkin' tighty whities.
― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 27 October 2008 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link
His posse all says it's wonderful.
― Aimless, Monday, 27 October 2008 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Jordan can do whatever he wants, but he is slowly becoming the new Elgin Baylor.
― polyphonic, Monday, 27 October 2008 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link
haha, gtfo: Elgin Baylor Lumpkin (born October 15, 1970)[1][2] (some sources claim 1975[3][4]), better known by his stage name Ginuwine, is an American R&B singer and an occasional actor.
― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 27 October 2008 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
LUMPKIN
― polyphonic, Monday, 27 October 2008 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
mj is now trying out for the part of mr clean since the og clean got dead recently
― al gore rhythm nation (m bison), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://blog.singersroom.com/celebs/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/michaeljordan.jpg
― Because it's a snow machine (deej), Monday, 10 November 2008 02:17 (sixteen years ago) link
lol deej welcome to the board i love hoops the bar is over there to the right
― barack husession (J0rdan S.), Monday, 10 November 2008 02:17 (sixteen years ago) link
after this thread was started i said man that can't be right but then i did an image search and mj had a lone, gold hoop earring in each one ;_;
― circles, Monday, 10 November 2008 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link
http://sneakernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/michael-jordan-xx3.jpg
― z "R" s (Z S), Monday, 10 November 2008 02:28 (sixteen years ago) link
sup j0rdan i just joined a fantasy league w some friends and the nba seems exciting again for some reason so i figured i would check this shit out!!
― Because it's a snow machine (deej), Monday, 10 November 2008 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link
had no idea he was a nazi
http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/1201/nba_g_michaeljordan_268.jpg
― craig sager (eman), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
once a tar heil..
― jesus man (tremendoid), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link
This is probably my favorite ILX thread title.
― Z S, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 00:28 (sixteen years ago) link
mars blackmon here again u know nobody in the world can cover ~*my main man*~ michael jordan
― boner state university (cankles), Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm glad that the Herb Brooks School of Style is always in session.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 12 March 2009 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Thread title is a valid point.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 March 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
so i didn't know some guy tried to sue jordan and nike a few years back because he was sick of being mistaken for mj
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070606_news_jordan_lookalike.314c6e50.html
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/L_IMAGE.10c152b4e38.93.88.fa.d0.3150f8e1.jpg
― eman, Friday, 13 March 2009 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Maybe Allen Heckard should take his hoop earring out to avoid the confusion.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 13 March 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link
i'd like to see the demographics on the people who are doing the confusing.
― collardio gelatinous, Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
lolll tru
― moonship journey to 51 (k3vin k.), Sunday, 15 March 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGD6XnAsNs
― am0n, Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dma9fvOmbJs
― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Thursday, 25 June 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link
wtf @ adolf jordan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH0mTA9ZCC4
― ( `ハ´)☞ ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/05/500x_custom_1274097603236_jordanhitler.jpg
― ( `ハ´)☞ ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 04:41 (fourteen years ago) link
how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, HITLER MUSTACHE?
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 May 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link
michael J0rdan
― ( `ハ´)☞ ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link
l0l
― its like why GROCERY BAG and not saddam? (deej), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Finally lost the earring, went respectable with no conspicuous jewelry, a fresh shave and a tasteful Hitler stache.
― More more more ass we are all addicted to ass (Whitey on the Moon), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 07:58 (fourteen years ago) link
only way i can explain that stache is that he falls asleep drunk watching the history channel every night so he can't remember where he got the idea for it
― münchausen by proxymuzak (m bison), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V19h37_7I-E
real shit about 1/2 way through the clip when the 1on1's start. MJ showing some of his repetoire but seems like he's always reacting to what the defender is giving him rather than "ok now I'll do move #12 on this guy" etc
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:35 (fourteen years ago) link
"which side do you want?" is classic
― Sandwiches That You Will Like.(2002).XviD.torrent (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 11 December 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
lol jordan demolishing little kids, i wonder if he plays much anymore
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 11 December 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link
after that CEO beat him, he doesn't play anyone who's hit puberty
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 11 December 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/gq/299-1.jpg
back when he had agl
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago) link
the hitler stache ads are back
― the boobfinder general (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link
is that GQ saying MJ best ever from '89?
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link
wow his hairline is unbelievable in that photo
― return of the nakh (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0909/cbk.michael.jordan.college.years/images/michael-jordan-ms-pacman.jpg
ghosts runnin scared
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago) link
lonely air thinking baout things
― wiz kelefa sanneh claus (m bison), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link
high waisted jeans are agl (nh)
― dayo, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Lady faints, Jordan innocent
Michael Jordan mistakenly thought a woman who fainted during lunch was left breathless because she saw him walk into Café Mediterraneo at the CuisinArt Resort and Spa on Anguilla over the holiday. Turns out, she keeled over while chatting with a doctor about how to fix her son's broken nose. "As the woman was listening, Michael walked in, and she looked up and acknowledged him," said a source. "She then got so upset by what the doctor was saying about her son, she literally fainted to the floor. The next day, Michael called the front desk to make sure that 'the girl who passed out when she saw me was doing OK.' " Jordan was at the resort having lunch with Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly. The Chicago Bulls legend flew down to the island on his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail.
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lady_faints_jordan_innocent_1nPhcHQfvEzmSxmNIug3PP#ixzz1B3OVKInp
― omar little, Friday, 14 January 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link
sports stars always keep the steez they had from their "career year".. course with mj it was more like a "career career" but ykwim
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 January 2011 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
"his plane branded with a blue-and-white Air Jordan logo of him dunking a basketball on its tail."phrasing is hella awkward. the basketball's tail?
― From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link
think they wrote it like that to emphasize the narcissism
― dayo, Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:28 (thirteen years ago) link
man he is gonna be 48 in a month
― fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Saturday, 15 January 2011 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link
one of the elements shd be lamborghini countach
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 April 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link
https://youtu.be/tVDkZal0fHI
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 15 November 2019 00:40 (five years ago) link
nice thx
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 15 November 2019 21:06 (five years ago) link
D Wade wearing one dangling earring on TNT tonight
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 03:17 (four years ago) link
It's a golden hoop. Cause he's the Golden God of hoops.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 05:21 (four years ago) link
Auto correct capitalized that lol
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EesA3s_XoAAxqHz?format=jpg&name=medium
― Spottie, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 22:50 (four years ago) link
i only saw the top half as i scrolled, but once the pants appeared, ho ho ho ho
― methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 22:53 (four years ago) link
those pants contain multitudes
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 23:19 (four years ago) link
they should make a statue of this and place it at that very spot
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 23:53 (four years ago) link
it looks like he is being eaten by in some very large bagpipes
― rb (soda), Thursday, 6 August 2020 00:01 (four years ago) link
how many more years til MJs style actually comes back around?
― Spottie, Thursday, 6 August 2020 00:16 (four years ago) link
well i am going to start wearing that very thing tomorrow so
― Clay, Thursday, 6 August 2020 00:20 (four years ago) link
How TF that’s gone help my internet rn🤨😑 https://t.co/udhB7YzYu8— Marcus Jordan (@HEIRMJ) September 2, 2020
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6gb5VZF-3E
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Monday, 16 January 2023 19:07 (one year ago) link
luv 2 smoke cigars in a windowless basement
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 January 2023 21:45 (one year ago) link
I was about to ask where the gates are with 45 on them, but on second thought, I don't want to know.
― pplains, Monday, 16 January 2023 22:53 (one year ago) link
on the way to the underground panic mansion
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 January 2023 22:56 (one year ago) link
there's been a lot of MJ shit on this Wolves Facebook group lately and it's really weird like he has really gone into Paul Bunyan territory now for some people, this guy got on and was like FUCK ANT MJ WOULD NEVER LOSE AT HOME IN THE PLAYOFFS!!wild shit, he's folklore at this point
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 23 May 2024 12:43 (seven months ago) link
all those pundits comparing ant to jordan werent doing anyone any favors but yeah jordan is a myth at this point
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 May 2024 13:27 (seven months ago) link
Ant literally asked people to stop doing it, he's 22 relax
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 23 May 2024 13:33 (seven months ago) link
also michael jordan was scoring 37 points a game when he was 23*
*injured his 22 season
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 May 2024 13:39 (seven months ago) link
Kinda cracked up when OJ died, youngsters (you know, people turning 30 this year) were dropping their jaws over NBC interrupting the NBA Finals for a car chase.
And the rest of us were all, eh, we were between Jordan eras, who was gonna care.
― pplains, Thursday, 23 May 2024 13:57 (seven months ago) link
it was rude imho i was mad but after a minute i realized it was amazing
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 May 2024 14:01 (seven months ago) link
yeah one of my main takeaways from The Last Dance was that the Bulls weren't invincible which is kind of how I remembered it being growing up
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 May 2024 14:13 (seven months ago) link
Well they def weren't invincible, they really went against some all timer teams. the Knicks, Suns, Pacers, Sonics, Blazers, Jazz, Lakers...those were all title worthy squads. It's crazy that the Jordan teams never lost (the retirement comeback aside.)
― omar little, Thursday, 23 May 2024 14:21 (seven months ago) link
Still out there opening health clinics in underserved parts of NC
― Heez, Thursday, 23 May 2024 14:21 (seven months ago) link
yeah its pretty similar to Tom Brady's thing like yeah they were very often the best team and they beat a lot of Super Bowl contenders but arguably more important than talent was the fact that they got calls when they needed them and always won the OT coin tosses, basically a lot of 50/50 stuff went their way, you could argue that was true of the Bulls sometimes too
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 May 2024 14:24 (seven months ago) link
bulls kind of were invincible imho, i mean the 96 bulls definitely were, think they got taken to seven games once during their championship era, and all throughout that time, and this is something i think about re the lebron v jordan debate, theyd have a game where they were down say eight with ten minutes left and youd look at that and youd say the bulls are winning this game, and they almost always would
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 May 2024 14:27 (seven months ago) link
Yeah that's true I was just going to say that the key difference between Jordan and LeBron is that for awhile it felt like Jordan's team was always going to win whereas with a Lebron team you always assume they were going to lose, maybe a couple of those Miami squads excepted.
― omar little, Thursday, 23 May 2024 14:33 (seven months ago) link
Jordan never had to face the buzzsaw of those insane GSW teams though, had that Curry loophole not happened maybe things turn out way differently
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 May 2024 14:43 (seven months ago) link
but yeah clutch time is the big thing, Jordan had it, Kobe had it, Lebron doesn't, idk how much of this is killer mentality and how much is just running hot at the best possible times
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 May 2024 14:45 (seven months ago) link
jordan faced some really good teams i mean sure none of them were alltimers but theres usually not two alltimers around at the same time anyway, the warriors were the bulls and the cavs were jazz, difference being i guess is its utah with a goat candidate and the bulls with not a goat candidate lol lets not examine this too closely
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 May 2024 14:48 (seven months ago) link
i think bron was pretty good in crunch time i certainly didnt assume he was gonna lose unless he was just playing a better team like the dubs, its just prime bulls absolutely killed crunch time, basically the definition of flipping the switch, the fourth quarter would start jordan would move to point guard and him and pippen would start pressuring the ball on defense and the bulls would win, i think he just had a higher level than anyone else, which is why hes the goat
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 May 2024 14:53 (seven months ago) link
kobe has the worst crunch time shooting % of anyone to take x number of shots iirc, which makes sense since hed just take highly contested iso jumpers every time
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 May 2024 14:55 (seven months ago) link
yea I know in the regular season Kobe bricked a lot of big shots at the end but when the Lakers were making those title runs he seemed to be really clutch, may be misremembering things though
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 May 2024 14:59 (seven months ago) link
yeah easy to remember the times he shot them into it and forget the times he shot them out rose tinted glasses and so forth, tho on the other hand he have five rings so it couldnt have been that bad
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 May 2024 15:02 (seven months ago) link
primarily I remember him trying those shots against the Bucks and never hitting them but drawing the foul despite barely getting touched
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 May 2024 15:05 (seven months ago) link
he did get a nice whistle, helps
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 May 2024 15:06 (seven months ago) link
I don't know I feel like a lot of those teams the bulls faced were in fact possibly legendary squads that happened to run into the best team of all time. They were some frightening teams, I don't ever remember feeling worried about the bulls but the only reason I felt that way is because they didn't seem like a squad that would make nearly as many mistakes. And certainly not fatal ones. I think if the bulls were more mistake prone, the teams they faced were more than capable of knocking them out. And it seemed like as the years went on the teams got tougher but maybe the bulls just got older..
― omar little, Thursday, 23 May 2024 15:11 (seven months ago) link
the point that gary payton made in the jordan doc that jordan laughed at was actually true that if hed guarded jordan from the start of the series the sonics wouldve had a good shot at winning
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 May 2024 15:13 (seven months ago) link
With LeBron I guess it's not so much that there is this feeling like his teams are going to lose as much as with extremely rare exception his teams have been just another squad in the playoff mix. Those Miami teams are the exception.
― omar little, Thursday, 23 May 2024 15:15 (seven months ago) link
Actually to the point about the warriors, that's what made the warriors dynasty special as well is they were the big dog everyone expected to come out on top. They were never just another team that had a decent shot.
― omar little, Thursday, 23 May 2024 15:16 (seven months ago) link
I really would have loved to have seen a finals matchup between the bulls and rockets. Probably the biggest missed matchup opportunity of the 90s.
― omar little, Thursday, 23 May 2024 15:18 (seven months ago) link
― omar little, Thursday, May 23, 2024 11:15 AM (thirty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
ya thats true and even those miami teams lost two out of four, tho tbf they did make the finals all four which is not bad, and then the superteam sitch limited their longevity which makes it seem more like a blip than a run
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 May 2024 15:19 (seven months ago) link
bulls prob wouldve wrecked those hakeem rockets teams they just have enough star power
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 May 2024 15:20 (seven months ago) link
As a bulls fan I have no doubt that it would have been an eightpeat
― omar little, Thursday, 23 May 2024 15:25 (seven months ago) link
Miami probably should've won it in their first year, iirc Game 2 they were up like 15 with a few minutes to play and Dirk wound up playing some of the most insane ball I've ever seen, had they threepeated the conversation would be a lot different. but then again if Ray Allen misses that 3 in Game 6 maybe the Heat only onepeat. idk just saying so much of all-time greatness seems to hinge on what breaks you do or dont get
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 May 2024 15:26 (seven months ago) link
yeah def
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 May 2024 15:40 (seven months ago) link