the los angeles lakers inevitable march toward the 08/09 nba championship...

this is the thread where we document how theres no way in hell anyone is beating the lakers this year

through 5 games the lakers average point differential is +22.4 - atlanta is second at +10.2

their offense is definitely potent but if they stay this interested in playing defense they're going to be really tough to beat.

their ass-eating differential is close to +100... dont have the stats in front of me but its impressive

it's a team game though so kobe has got to start sharing some of those ass eating stats. the other guys have really got to start taking it to the hole as well.

pretty sure vujacic has has tossed a few salads in his day

if the lakers keep winning while kobe hogs the ass i dont see why anyone would complain!!!

Barring an injury I just can't see this team losing. Too good.

How did they steal Ariza again?

On November 20, 2007, Ariza was traded to the Los Angeles Lakers in exchange for Brian Cook and Maurice Evans. LOL

On February 21, 2006, he was traded to the Orlando Magic along with Anfernee "Penny" Hardaway in exchange for Steve Francis. LOLLL

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serious pau is hilarious

re:Ariza
"He's like a ghost out there," Jackson said. "Like a shadow. Just all of a sudden he shows on a screen, he's gone. He's a blip and he's away."

i met pau gasols mom in barcelona

i jinx yr jinx no tagbacks

sweet nerd action regarding the lakers defense http://www.basketballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=438

fwiw i don't think the lakers are going to win it all

they are like the cowboys imo. they'll be regular season burners but then when the real shit goes down they will lose it

also they have lots of closet gays just like the cowboys

closet gays = euros ?

kobe is a closet euro

atlanta is second at +10.2

― ✧✦✵✶✴i feel magical✴✶✵✦✧ (ice crӕm), Monday, November 10, 2008 8:29 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

HAWKS 5-0 C U IN THE FINALS BABY!!!!!

is it verboten to mention ice craem's past nfl predictions

u mean the one yr aware of - go play 21 son

Pau has remarkably lizardy nostrils in that photo above.

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john hollinger makes some good points re lakers http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/dailydime?page=dime-081113

hollinger put some good points on my face there

lakers got the calls last night</every nite morelike> .unsettling

^^ and they were super aggressive. hornets looked out of it until their too little too late 4th quarter rally

welcome to steve jaffe's steel cage deathmatch. fouls >>>> complaining about fouls

who else thinks phil jackson's new timeout-between-free-throws technique is not only dumb but totally irritating

zen master we love you man but leave the gimmicks to beardo popovich

zen beardo
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Fans sitting behind the basket found "GEICO caveman" masks on their seats when they arrived, an apparent dig at scruffy-haired Gasol, who bears a slight resemblance to the popular character.

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Huh "popular character"?!?!?!

phil's been doing the timeout/ft thing ever since he's been in l.a. at least, kinda common knowledge. it only works on average and below shooters (he's owned duncan this way many many times) so yeah pointless

it would totally work on me. nerves of chantilly lace, i've got.

phil mccracken

TORRANCE, Calif. -- A woman has pleaded no contest to stalking Los Angeles Lakers forward Luke Walton.

Los Angeles County Deputy District Attorney Ann Ambrose said Friday that 35-year-old Stacy Elizabeth Beshear of El Segundo entered the plea in Torrance Superior Court to one count of misdemeanor stalking.

She was sentenced to three years' probation, told to attend weekly counseling sessions for a year and ordered to stay away for three years from Walton's home and from the Lakers' games and practices.

Officials say Beshear was arrested Sept. 18 after she pulled up to Walton's car and pretended to fire gunshots at him with her hand.

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...

Get on this man's back and he will lead you to victory in 2010. Just ask this broad.

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That was instructive. Now what?

Where did my picture go.

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I hope that's not Kobe Bryant in that X-d out picture.

Acronym for 2010: ABTL (Anyone But The Lakers)

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it takes a lot for these guys to say 'uh-oh!'

uh oh!

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shirt has a lion face in it btw

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^
Founded by L.A. Lakers forward and South Jamaica Queens own Lamar Odom, Rich Soil Clothing hits us with the Heart of a Lion tee from their Spring 09 collection. The design is a collaboration between Chuck Anderson who’s done work for the likes of URB magazine, Nike and Lupe Fiasco (peep his portfolio) and Joe King who’s designed for Obey and Crooks & Castles.

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lol

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Judge: Maid's suit against Kobe Bryant can proceed

(AP) – 1 day ago

SANTA ANA, Calif. — A judge in California has ruled that Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant's former housekeeper can continue her wrongful discharge case but can't sue for emotional distress.

Orange County Superior Court Judge Kirk Nakamura also ruled Thursday that Bryant and his wife Vanessa can pursue their countersuit against Maria Jimenez for violating a confidentiality agreement by talking to reporters about the family.

The judge says Jimenez cannot sue for invasion of privacy because she knew about the video cameras in the Bryants' house. Her attorney, William Vogeler, says the ruling is still a victory for his client because the case can go forward.

Jimenez says she was denied health insurance and was forced to quit because her employers demeaned and humiliated her.

because she knew about the video cameras

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Artest: My fault if Lakers titleless in '10

"I didn't realize how far L.A.'s tentacles, or whatever you want to call them, extend, all the way to San Diego. I thought I was going to be getting some Golden State Warrior fans, because I didn't know where I was at. Most of the fans are Lakers fans, so that's great.

"And I'm also here to say that next year I'll be trying out for the San Diego Chargers, so I look forward to that. Hopefully I can play some baseball. Is there a baseball team here?"

You're wearing the hat, he was told.

"I know I'm wearing the hat. I just love the SD. The logo looks great. I didn't realize there was a baseball team in San Diego."

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HOSTED BY:

JOE FRANCIS (KARDASHIAN FAMILY FRIEND, ALLEGED RAPIST, CONVICTED TAX CHEAT)

drinks - dj - stripper poles - midgets - & tons of candy!

prediction: lamar odom will not play well this year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRiBsUrCZbw

square headed panda sloth

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ballers w/ randoms

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NOW WHO THE FUCK WOULD WAN TO LEARN MORE THINK ABT IT GOOGLES

SRYSLY WHO WAS IN CHARGE OF THIS SHOPP GDAMN

did someone snap his ankles?

bynum set to make the leap? lakers could be pretty epically good this year

i jinx yr jinx no tagbacks

― que(ef) (tremendoid), Monday, November 10, 2008 12:25 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kobe doin damage to the hornets http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4587506&categoryid=2459789

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ7wYD_L6yc&feature=related

denzel washington wut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv2tTRg9QuU

ONCE AGAIN ITS ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nZT3vyiHSs

“Stop me if you can opponents. Then I will just pass to Kobe. Or maybe Kobe might pass to me. Or maybe Gasol might pass to Bynum. Your F*&#ed”

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CHATTY?

CHATZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tijVxWnWlM8

vujacic abused oj mayo TWICE man whats goin on nba what u need

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yeah we got dimes here

chick hearn night rip. still isnt the same without him.

http://www.forumblueandgold.com/2009/09/21/an-ode-to-chick/

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i hated kobe. but i have nothing to say right now....

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lol. peace.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=Al3mgLA7Uf45cDkjSB1of1O8vLYF?slug=ap-lakers-walton&prov=ap&type=lgns

there's a walton in the booth, a walton in the booth

all manner of broadcasting shenanigans coming up. y'know i've just now warmed up to joel myers this year, he's def. settled into a groove w/ stu, more relaxed and humorous and knows how to handle stu's occasional cranky fits like a pro

fuck can't wait for walton to get healthy, the offense is pretty balletic already it's gonna be like the borg when he gets back

that was some 4th quarter last night. shut down defense and fluid offense all around for the lakers.

Some weird globetrotters shit went down in the 4th. If I was Utah I'd be looking to wreck some fools on Saturday.

Thursday

utah is a pretty good team, they've all got to commit to playing more physical defense tho. also another scorer

I was looking at Kyle Korver on the bench the other day and all I could think about was how he looked like Carrot Top and I wanted to throw up.

bryant broke another finger - how many does he still have left?

Dude, its not like he went all Ronnie Lott. I think he's got all ten.

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Lakers get top awards from Sports Illustrated
December 15, 2009 | 9:53 pm

When Sports Illustrated.com decided to honor players, coaches, organizations and other things for its all-decade performers, the Lakers were well represented.

Coach Phil Jackson was named coach of the decade for leading the Lakers to four NBA championships. Jackson has an NBA-record 10 championships as a coach.

The Lakers were honored as the best franchise for winning four NBA titles and for reaching the NBA Finals six times.

The 2000-01 Lakers team was voted the best single-season team for going 15-1 in the playoffs en route to the championship.

Lakers guard Kobe Bryant was named to the all-decade team.

The top signature play belonged to Robert Horry. It was his game-winning, buzzer-beating three-pointer in Game 4 of the Western Conference finals against the Sacramento Kings.

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