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(CNN) -- Basketball commentator and former hoops star Charles Barkley was arrested Wednesday in Scottsdale, Arizona, on suspicion of drunken driving, a police spokesman said.
Charles Barkley was driving an Infiniti SUV through a trendy area of Scottsdale on Wednesday, police say.

Charles Barkley was driving an Infiniti SUV through a trendy area of Scottsdale on Wednesday, police say.

Lt. Eric Shuhandler of the Gilbert Police Department said an officer pulled Barkley over after he ran a stop sign in Scottsdale's Old Town area, a trendy spot known for its nightclubs and bars. Gilbert and Scottsdale are in the Phoenix metro area.

"The officer identified the driver of the 2005 Infiniti as Charles Barkley," according to a written statement from police. "Mr. Barkley was administered the standard field sobriety tests after the odor of intoxicating liquor was detected."

At a news conference later in the day, Shuhandler said Barkley's "performance on the field sobriety test revealed there was probable cause to make an arrest." Photo See photos from the booking »

Barkley declined to take a breath test to measure his blood-alcohol level, Shuhandler said earlier.

"When he arrived at the station, police administered a blood test, which is customary of our police department to do," he said, adding that Barkley consented to the blood test.

It will take "a few days" for the crime lab to test the blood sample and determine Barkley's blood-alcohol level, Shuhandler said.

The former NBA power forward was cited for driving while impaired and released.

"It was a pretty routine arrest," Shuhandler said.

Barkley's sport-utility vehicle was impounded under mandatory vehicle impound laws, police said.

Shuhandler said Barkley behaved professionally during the booking and was "very respectful and cordial with our officers."

Barkley, 45, is now a commentator for TNT's coverage of the NBA. Although he is well known for entertaining comments and cocky attitude, he also compiled an impressive résumé as a professional basketball player.

A Hall of Famer and 11-time All-Star, Barkley is one of four players in history to rack up more than 20,000 points, 10,000 rebounds and 4,000 assists in a career. He also earned the NBA's most valuable player designation in 1993 and brought home gold medals with the U.S. Olympic basketball team in 1992 and 1996.

His commanding performance on the court earned him the nicknames "Sir Charles" and the "Round Mound of Rebound."

Barkley was drafted out of Auburn University in 1984 by the Philadelphia 76ers and played 16 seasons with the Sixers, Phoenix Suns and Houston Rockets before he was permanently sidelined in 1999 with a ruptured tendon in his left knee.

¯\㋡/¯ ☜㋡ (eman), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 18:24 (sixteen years ago)

Charles Barkley was driving an Infiniti SUV through a trendy area of Scottsdale on Wednesday, police say.
Charles Barkley was driving an Infiniti SUV through a trendy area of Scottsdale on Wednesday, police say.
Charles Barkley was driving an Infiniti SUV through a trendy area of Scottsdale on Wednesday, police say.
Charles Barkley was driving an Infiniti SUV through a trendy area of Scottsdale on Wednesday, police say.
Charles Barkley was driving an Infiniti SUV through a trendy area of Scottsdale on Wednesday, police say.

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

dude should know not to submit to field sobriety tests. don't they teach that 1st day of rookie orientation?

expletive for lady parts (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.adrants.com/images/tmobile_superbowl_2008.jpg

"pick u up where?? what did u do this time"

¯\㋡/¯ ☜㋡ (eman), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 18:49 (sixteen years ago)

ill put u in my five if u bail me out and promise not to tell ernie johnson

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 18:52 (sixteen years ago)

Barkley: All I Really Wanted Was Oral Sex

Posted Dec 31st 2008 6:44PM by TMZ Staff

This may be the very best police report of 2008. When Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona early this morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex.

According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."

The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees, "I'll tattoo my name on your ass" if he helped "get him out of the DUI." According to the report, "He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, 'I'll tattoo your name on my ass' and then laughed again."

The report also says officers "found a handgun in the vehicle" which was immediately impounded. The report doesn't say if the handgun was legal or not, and the only thing that we know for sure was loaded...

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Thursday, 1 January 2009 16:14 (sixteen years ago)

:O :O :O

¯\㋡/¯ ☜㋡ (eman), Thursday, 1 January 2009 18:21 (sixteen years ago)

he told one of the employees, "I'll tattoo my name on your ass" if he helped "get him out of the DUI." According to the report, "He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, 'I'll tattoo your name on my ass' and then laughed again."

¯\㋡/¯ ☜㋡ (eman), Thursday, 1 January 2009 18:21 (sixteen years ago)

ill name my ass after yr tattoo

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Thursday, 1 January 2009 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.'

^^ did the officer admit this or not tho?

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 January 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://deadspin.com/5122083/charles-barkley-tips-exactly-20-percent

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 January 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

"mr barkley please remove your 'beer goggles' and step out of the vehicle"

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Friday, 2 January 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

he full, horrifying truth is only now surfacing in the Charles Barkley DUI saga. Turns out that Charles was transporting wine coolers and a box of delicious bear claws on that fateful night, plus one very nerdy passenger: Steve Urkel.

Actually it's unclear as to whether Jaleel White — Urkel from television's Family Matters — was actually in the car. But several tipsters had him partying with Barkley and Michael Strahan in a private booth at The Dirty Pretty Rock Bar in Scottsdale on Wednesday night. New Year's Eve, Urkel, and a box of bear claws ... suddenly I feel much better about my plans that evening.

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Friday, 2 January 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

since when is 20% a "pretty bare minimum" tip??

eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Friday, 2 January 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

when u buyin bottles up in tha vip fam

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Friday, 2 January 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

ya but it's 20% of THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS i mean what the fuck (max otm iow)

㋡ (cankles), Friday, 2 January 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

hate the game not the player n00bs

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Friday, 2 January 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

joe next time we go out to lunch u tippin 30% or im going to bump this thread and make fun of u

eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Friday, 2 January 2009 20:33 (sixteen years ago)

lol ill try o remember that

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Friday, 2 January 2009 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

Fuck percentages that you better just peel off a hundred. Math is for cheap-os.

Alex in SF, Friday, 2 January 2009 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

all i really care about is how this is going to affect Inside the NBA ;_;

6335, Saturday, 3 January 2009 00:36 (sixteen years ago)

http://bp3.blogger.com/_98zZGlDC3HY/SJSU2E0V-BI/AAAAAAAAAwI/mcyJymRevHA/s400/Godzilla_vs_Barkley_01fc.jpg

Sheik Yitzhak Patrin (usic), Saturday, 3 January 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)

all i really care about is how this is going to affect Inside the NBA ;_;

― 6335, Friday, January 2, 2009 7:36 PM (16 minutes ago)

true. hopefully he gets to keep the position and get zinged a helluva lot

eman, Saturday, 3 January 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)

i really cant imagine tnt firing him - maybe a suspension and an apology - followed by endless zings

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Saturday, 3 January 2009 01:04 (sixteen years ago)

I hope they post sweaty muggshot on TNT everywhere.

Alex in SF, Saturday, 3 January 2009 01:07 (sixteen years ago)

he looks crazy fucked up in that pic - wtf u into chuck

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Saturday, 3 January 2009 01:09 (sixteen years ago)

Scottsdale and blowjobs.

Alex in SF, Saturday, 3 January 2009 01:15 (sixteen years ago)

that shitll fuck u up!

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Saturday, 3 January 2009 01:16 (sixteen years ago)

srsly tho wouldnt be surprised if chuck owned a few prescriptions

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Saturday, 3 January 2009 01:17 (sixteen years ago)

something that helps u concentrate while yr drinking all nite

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Saturday, 3 January 2009 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

does he really not have his own driver? he's got money obv. wtf!

eman, Saturday, 3 January 2009 01:20 (sixteen years ago)

i know most nba players arent bashful abt this sort of thing but it could be when yr getting head in the truck having a bodyguard there kinda kills the romance

❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Saturday, 3 January 2009 01:21 (sixteen years ago)

ok i thot the urkel thing was ilx being ilx

Booker van Permalink (Hunt3r), Saturday, 3 January 2009 06:25 (sixteen years ago)

they are gonna bring this up on tnt

jordan s (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 January 2009 06:28 (sixteen years ago)

Do you think Urkle is in Chaz's five?

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Saturday, 3 January 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

bac level was twice the legal limit

eman, Saturday, 10 January 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

Barkley will be off the air for a minimum of several weeks and no return date has been set, a person familiar with the situation told The Associated Press.

;' (

eman, Saturday, 10 January 2009 00:52 (sixteen years ago)

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/barkley_bavetta_slow_dance_5.jpg

eman, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 16:57 (sixteen years ago)

eman, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

eman, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 17:24 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/charles_barkley_finally_gets_that

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 16 January 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

anybody watching his apology right now? kind of weird - he just sideways advocated driving after just one beer or one glass of wine

THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 February 2009 01:03 (sixteen years ago)

kenny and ernie are having a heartfelt bro conversation right now, this is pretty nice/cool

THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 February 2009 01:04 (sixteen years ago)

awkward. watching this now

eman, Friday, 20 February 2009 01:05 (sixteen years ago)

oh god what's he going to say

THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 February 2009 01:06 (sixteen years ago)

this is cool, a-rod's PR team should be forced to watch this

THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 February 2009 01:08 (sixteen years ago)

it was good, just glad its out of the way. back 2 business

eman, Friday, 20 February 2009 01:13 (sixteen years ago)

5 days in jail :o

eman, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:30 (sixteen years ago)

he will prob not be gov now ;_;

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

tho he does have a new show on golf channel abt fixing his swing:

http://www.golfdigest.com/images/magazine/2009/03/masl02_charles.jpg

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

Under Arizona law, he'll also be forced to install an ignition interlock device on his vehicles.

eman, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

PHOENIX (AP)—Former NBA star Charles Barkley was released from jail Monday after serving a three-day sentence on a drunken-driving conviction.

Barkley left the Tent City jail just before 8 a.m., and avoided a group of reporters by leaving through another door, Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office spokesman Lt. Brian Lee said.

Barkley, a TNT studio analyst, reported to the jail Saturday morning wearing a blue warm-up suit with red stripes. He was not required to wear a jail uniform or the county’s signature pink underwear because he got work release, Sheriff Joe Arpaio said.

Barkley spent about 36 hours in jail after getting 12 hours of work release on Sunday and Monday. He was housed in a separate tent from the other inmates for his safety, and meals were brought to him.

eman, Monday, 9 March 2009 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

sheriff joe arpaio = shaq's former employer XD

eman, Monday, 9 March 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

Lonely guy, thinkin bout things.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 9 March 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n45NtigRcvA

am0n, Thursday, 22 April 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://barkleyquotes.com/

am0n, Thursday, 12 May 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

Today is Jimmy Hatter's birthday -- he's the gay guy we got workin' behind the scenes, y'all. We hire them all at TNT. We do not discriminate. We hired the pimp last year, Craig Sager, and now we got Jimmy Hatter. We got all the ethnic groups covered.

circles, Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

my favorite chuck moment was when they were fucking talking about a charity for autism on inside the nba and barkley goes "well it didnt stop that one kid from doing well with his bracket" *silent stares at the camera by ej and kenny* "well i bet his gpa is right up there with mine" *silent stares combined with mouths open*

Princess TamTam, Saturday, 14 May 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

Listen, I like Dwyane a lot. I like LeBron a lot. They are really starting to get on my last damn nerve.

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 14 May 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpHS6zVVZWc

goog lebron paul (am0n), Thursday, 9 June 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

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