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jordan v bird

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Poll Results

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jordan 36
bird 20


― eman, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

since the poll didnt stipulate what were voting on i voted bird

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

we're voting on who was a better player jordan or bird as opposed to who had better hair cut jordan or bird

― eman, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

too late!

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

lawl

― eman, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

voted bird - u cant make a rational argument that he was better, but i just liked him more when i was a kid

― GROLIOUS NIPPON ;_; (cankles), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

Jordan. Never liked Bird, possibly because I grew up in the LA area.

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://home.earthlink.net/~lnkn/birdjord.htm

― eman, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

lol pathological

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i saw that page earlier, it's kinda bullshit

― 710 east green in bensenville near o'hare (omar little), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

jordan would demolish bird in one on one. thus, jordan

― Leif ericsonned (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

"Jordan played a mere 33 more games than Bird. Why so many more trips to the line? Jordan was notorious for drawing 'excessive sympathy' from referees. Average trips to the line per game - MJ 8, Bird 4."

Hahaha

― Alex in SF, Thursday, 26 March 2009 12:27 (seventeen years ago)

that's stupid. and at the end he's like "btw i'm a clear partisan"

― eman, Thursday, 26 March 2009 13:13 (seventeen years ago)

Can't imagine anyone but racist Bostonians voting bird

― @diplo DUB STEP!! GET DA FUCK UP!!! (deej), Thursday, 26 March 2009 13:49 (seventeen years ago)

lol well... guilty as charged

― the most brazen explosion of clitoral lust in folk-metal history (cankles), Thursday, 26 March 2009 13:50 (seventeen years ago)

feel so bad for retarded midwesterners who cant appreciated the awesomeness of bird - brain drain is a bitch

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 26 March 2009 14:08 (seventeen years ago)

I get bird but come on, its mj

― @diplo DUB STEP!! GET DA FUCK UP!!! (deej), Thursday, 26 March 2009 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

mj is better but i like bird better

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 26 March 2009 14:32 (seventeen years ago)

I am not so sure MJ would beat LB 1-on-1.

― the drummer from the hilarious 1990's Britpop act Gay Dad (wanko ergo sum), Thursday, 26 March 2009 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

Can't imagine anyone but racist Bostonians voting bird

― @diplo DUB STEP!! GET DA FUCK UP!!! (deej), Thursday, March 26, 2009 9:49 AM

says reverse-racist chicagoan

― eman, Thursday, 26 March 2009 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

feel so bad for retarded midwesterners who cant appreciated the awesomeness of bird - brain drain is a bitch

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― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 26 March 2009 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

yes pedantry is a common side effect of midwestern retardation

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 26 March 2009 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

if you're gonna talk about brain drain, then all's fair. but alas, douchebaggery is inevitable side effect of east coast snobbery.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

sorry you're just really really a douchebag, and i haven't read ILH in a long time and there you are right in action and i couldn't resist.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

how the fuck can this not be Jordan in every possible category except maybe "least likely to gamble" and "least likely to get caught committing adultery"

― BADGES DON'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO WALTZ OFF WITH A BABY (HI DERE), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

least likely to form a flock of seagulls tribute band

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

look nobody's making the case that bird was better, just that we liked bird better because we are proud white warriors

― the most brazen explosion of clitoral lust in folk-metal history (cankles), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

sorry you're just really really a douchebag, and i haven't read ILH in a long time and there you are right in action and i couldn't resist.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, March 26, 2009 12:16 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

im sure everyone would be cool w/u continuing to not read ilh

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

how the fuck can this not be Jordan in every possible category except maybe "least likely to gamble" and "least likely to get caught committing adultery"

― BADGES DON'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO WALTZ OFF WITH A BABY (HI DERE), Thursday, March 26, 2009 12:17 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

least likely to wear a single gold hoop earring - least likely to have a messiah complex - least likely to costar in homoerotic underwear commercials w/kevin bacon

srsly tho bird was a better shooter passer and rebounder

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:31 (seventeen years ago)

least likely to costar in homoerotic underwear commercials w/kevin bacon

okay yes Bird in those commercials would make them veer from "unbearable" straight into "directly from Satan's asshole", I stand corrected

I have a work email to finish, someone plz point me at some stats that I can look at re: "Bird was a better shooter" because on the face of it that seems like it's batshit insanity to me

― BADGES DON'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO WALTZ OFF WITH A BABY (HI DERE), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

last two are debatable. at least they would be with someone who isn't know it all jones. xp

dan, beter shooter from distance, don't you think?

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:35 (seventeen years ago)

hmm, I can see that argument I guess, I just really hated Bird and his era of the Celtics so I don't want to give him credit for being anything other than a big ugly guy

― BADGES DON'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO WALTZ OFF WITH A BABY (HI DERE), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

im talking shooting here dan not scoring just u know jump shooting - a skill in which bird is widely considered to be one of the greatest of all time - a skill which jordan didnt really become proficient at until the second half of his career - anyway birds got 5% points on jordan for career 3pt% - jordans @ 33% and birds @ 38%

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

birds got 4 rebounds a game on jordan and 1 assist - the one assist is more impressive than it seems since jordan had the ball in his hands a lot more than bird did - another way of looking at this is bird used a way higher % of his possessions on passing than jordan did - also he played a position which generally gets less assists - and once again bird is widely considered to be a great passer - u should check out some old youtubes - guy had incredible court vision

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

between the two it would actually be a sort of interesting argument if jordan hadnt been a world class defender and bird a shitty one - i mean if they had similar defensive skills id still take jordan but itd be close

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:46 (seventeen years ago)

googling larry bird white power didnt really net anything juicy, but i did find this dude

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=6668904

― the most brazen explosion of clitoral lust in folk-metal history (cankles), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

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― the most brazen explosion of clitoral lust in folk-metal history (cankles), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

but mj played a position that gets less rebounds. 6 rebs for a guard is equiv to 9ish for a forward, but Bird still has the edge with 10rpg. when mj was point at the point at the end of '89, he got, what, 17 straight trip dubs?
i've had a larry bird career highlight dvd in my amazon wishlist forever. was def an amazing player and underrated on defense. never won def player of the year though!

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

Bird: 3× NBA All-Defensive Second Team Selection (1982-1984)

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

He made some great defensive plays

― carne asada, Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

its kinda funny considering hes such a symbol of whiteness and old school sentimentality and other such bullshit - but some people kinda have forgotten how good he was - guy absolutely deserves his spot in the pantheon

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

he had good hand but slooow feet - those defensive second teams are pretty o_O imo

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

but mj played a position that gets less rebounds. 6 rebs for a guard is equiv to 9ish for a forward, but Bird still has the edge with 10rpg. when mj was point at the point at the end of '89, he got, what, 17 straight trip dubs?
i've had a larry bird career highlight dvd in my amazon wishlist forever. was def an amazing player and underrated on defense. never won def player of the year though!

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, March 26, 2009 12:51 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

brid was a sm forward - theres not a +3 rebound between that and 2 guard - jordan was great as a point guard def (tho i think the number was more like 6 straight trip dubs and 10 out of 20 or something) - still id like to see the numbers but im sure birds assist ratio would just crush jordans - plus he did crazy mind blowing fancy passes all day long

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

also bird never got a chance to play point :( sure he couldve lit up the assists too

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 26 March 2009 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

just to go back to the D bird was crafty def a good team defender but he could not keep guys in front of him - especially in the 2nd half of his career

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 26 March 2009 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

seeing 'nique on that reel reminded me that he's probably the most underrated all-time great ever

― 710 east green in bensenville near o'hare (omar little), Thursday, 26 March 2009 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

goddamn fuck yes i kiss u omar

― the most brazen explosion of clitoral lust in folk-metal history (cankles), Thursday, 26 March 2009 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

jordan v bird i pick nique

― the most brazen explosion of clitoral lust in folk-metal history (cankles), Thursday, 26 March 2009 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

there was a time when people would debate the mj vs nique question and while i would go with mj, nique's better than most of these other MJ contemporaries that get talked up more than he does

― 710 east green in bensenville near o'hare (omar little), Thursday, 26 March 2009 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

look nobody's making the case that bird was better, just that we liked bird better because we are proud white warriors

― the most brazen explosion of clitoral lust in folk-metal history (cankles), Thursday, March 26, 2009 12:26 PM

haha

― eman, Thursday, 26 March 2009 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85jg2IPrVAA&feature=player_embedded

― dyªº (dyao), Friday, 23 April 2010 01:13 (sixteen years ago)

SHANNON SMITH
STUFFED JORDAN

― sandwich-american (Clay), Saturday, 24 April 2010 08:33 (sixteen years ago)

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/images/04/28/larry-bird-gallaghers.jpg

― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:05 (sixteen years ago)

jordan! no, bird! no, jordan! no, bi. . .

still thinking about it. . .

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

only one year left to vote!

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

5 yr veteran bird w/orlando woolridge, granville waiters, kyle macy, earl cureton et al would never even make it to the playoffs, let alone push 2nd yr MJ w/Parish, DJ, McHale to a double OT in a playoff game.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqlBUj9bFC4&NR=1&feature=fvwp

this fucking guy

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 1 May 2010 12:13 (sixteen years ago)

tbf, he's right about him in-his-prime v. kobe bryant.

STILL, I'M LEANING TOWARD A DIFFERENT DECISION W/R/T THIS POLL.

http://larrybyrdbiography.com/images/larry_bird_2.jpg

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 1 May 2010 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

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― biologically wrong (Z S), Saturday, 1 May 2010 17:07 (sixteen years ago)

HERESY!

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 1 May 2010 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

http://i40.tinypic.com/dg3pkp.gif

― biologically wrong (Z S), Saturday, 1 May 2010 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

this is horrible -- and un-american.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 1 May 2010 17:16 (sixteen years ago)

please, in the interest of fairness, post a moving image of michael jordan doing something gross and unflattering.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 1 May 2010 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

http://i40.tinypic.com/34fitxy.gif

― biologically wrong (Z S), Saturday, 1 May 2010 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 1 May 2010 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

voted bird btw

― biologically wrong (Z S), Saturday, 1 May 2010 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

thank you! very good.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 1 May 2010 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

but only because Jordan picks his eyeball and eats it

― biologically wrong (Z S), Saturday, 1 May 2010 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

RATED R

― biologically wrong (Z S), Saturday, 1 May 2010 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

ew.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 1 May 2010 17:23 (sixteen years ago)

looooooooooooooool jordan str8 ballin out the frame

― (m)(m )(m b)(m bi)(m bis)(m biso) (m bison), Saturday, 1 May 2010 17:30 (sixteen years ago)

LAR-RY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULvo7__wwBU&feature=fvw

― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 2 May 2010 00:05 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

raw ass shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLEQPJB4ZlY#t=3m20s

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 15 October 2010 10:57 (fifteen years ago)

@3:20

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 15 October 2010 10:59 (fifteen years ago)

parrish getting dunked on = nagl

― am0n, Friday, 15 October 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, 1 July 2011 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

(2 years ago)

ooof

― rip nyc chicken (am0n), Friday, 1 July 2011 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

Bird!

― EZ Snappin, Friday, 1 July 2011 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

Nike-inspired hype aside, Jordan was, to quote a certain famous hoosier baller, "God".

― Aimless, Friday, 1 July 2011 23:49 (fifteen years ago)

Bird!!

― EZ Snappin, Friday, 1 July 2011 23:50 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, 2 July 2011 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://cdn.chillnite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bullshitgif.jpeg

― rip nyc chicken (am0n), Saturday, 2 July 2011 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

JUSTICE FOR MICHAEL FINALLY

― bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:31 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGNi5ULTghw

― ice cr?m, Monday, 4 July 2011 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

LOL

― bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Monday, 4 July 2011 15:36 (fifteen years ago)

fuk any1 voting bird btw

― bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Thursday, 7 July 2011 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

i am obligated to vote 'larry bird' nothing i can do abt it sry

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 July 2011 02:59 (fifteen years ago)

^white man's burden

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 July 2011 22:30 (fifteen years ago)

i voted bird too

― Ayatollah Colm Meaney (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 7 July 2011 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

white bostonians burden fwiw

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 7 July 2011 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

contemporary news features & highlight broadcasts of MJ's rookie year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQl90iAqgMo&playnext=1&list=PLE0F0657886ADC61E

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 30 July 2011 08:04 (fifteen years ago)

hot as a cabbage patch doll!

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 30 July 2011 08:08 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWhHUp233aA&feature=related

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 30 July 2011 09:22 (fifteen years ago)

regular season game in hartford wtf

― ice cr?m, Monday, 1 August 2011 00:13 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.bothteamsplayedhard.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/bird_1024768.jpg

― 50000000 elves (blank), Thursday, 25 August 2011 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

FUCK YEAH

― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Thursday, 25 August 2011 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

brid was a sm forward - theres not a +3 rebound between that and 2 guard - jordan was great as a point guard def (tho i think the number was more like 6 straight trip dubs and 10 out of 20 or something) - still id like to see the numbers but im sure birds assist ratio would just crush jordans - plus he did crazy mind blowing fancy passes all day long

― ice cr?m, Thursday, March 26, 2009 12:59 PM (3 years ago)

don't mind me i'm just searching ilh for "v" but fwiw jordan's career ast% = 24.9 including peaks of 34.7 and 28.6 a couple years (and then 30.8 again in 2002, wth); bird's is 24.7% with peaks 0f 28.6 and 28.9 but pretty consistently in the 25s to 27s. jordan also turned the ball over far less often, 9.3% for his career compared with 12.7 for bird

― fiscal cliff paul (k3vin k.), Monday, 31 December 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

I wish tucking one's shirt in hadn't gone the way of the dino

― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Saturday, September 26, 2009 10:44 PM (3 years ago)

lol @ old man j0hn's post itt

― fiscal cliff paul (k3vin k.), Monday, 31 December 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

hes right.

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 31 December 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

ha i agree & i tuck mine in when i play

― fiscal cliff paul (k3vin k.), Monday, 31 December 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)


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