Dumbass Basketball Media 2009-10

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/288575-this-years-rookie-class-is-draft-busts-galore

1. Blake Griffin: He hasn't played, but I have a feeling that he would make Greg Oden and Michael Beasley look like superstars.

2. Hasheem Thabeet: In addition to having a funny name. Thabeet looks like he doesn't know how to play basketball averaging a whooping 0.6 points and 1.6 rebounds per game. (4 points in 42 total minutes). He makes Robert Swift looks like a superstar.

3. James Harden: Harden is quite impressive shooting 36% from the field while averaging 5.7 points and hasn't score in double figures in any game. He couldn't even crack the Thunder starting lineup. What a beast. Maybe Dajuan Wagner wasn't so bad after all.

4. Tyreke Evans: Evans is the new ballhog point guard of the NBA. Too bad he shoots and passes even worse than Stephon Marbury in his rookie year.

5. Ricky Rubio: The shorter version of Fran Vazquez. Where art thou Fran Vazquez? The Magic need you so much that they made it to the finals without you.

6. Jonny Flynn: Another shooting guard stuck in a point guard's body. Has anyone heard of a point guard who averages more turnovers than assists? You got your man. Poor Ramon Sessions. You have star potential, but teams only see you as a former 2nd round pick.

7. Stephen Curry: Another ballhog stuck in a point guard's body. Too bad he can't shoot like daddy Dell Curry. He is rightfully benched tonight.

Conservative HOT Mom! (govern yourself accordingly), Sunday, 15 November 2009 07:27 (sixteen years ago)

I know, Bleacher Report problogger etc, but bonus points for damning with faint praise:

10. Brandon Jennings: I'll give him a pass. He looks like a decent player.

Conservative HOT Mom! (govern yourself accordingly), Sunday, 15 November 2009 07:29 (sixteen years ago)

is this a real website?

they are probably otm about thabeet aside from the "lol african people" part

house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 15 November 2009 07:29 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://contexts.org/socimages/2009/12/29/feminizing-womens-sports-teams/

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

^i mean, that site isn't dumb but what it's reporting on is dumb

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 22:32 (fifteen years ago)


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